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Let's speak orky in this thread oomans.
Heppy new yir oomans.

Uh...what's the point of this thread (no offense intended, this was a serious question).

It's a cockney accent, you putz. Watch "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels" or "Snatch" or "Alfie".

Darth Bob wrote:Uh...what's the point of this thread (no offense intended, this was a serious question)

Da point of da thred is to spik like an true ork.

Nurglitch wrote:It's a cockney accent, you putz. Watch "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels" or "Snatch" or "Alfie".

2 brilliant films "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels" and "Snatch". If you haven't watched them then do.

The OC-D

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Dem umiez 'ave no klue wotz gonna 'it dem!!!!!!!

Dem Humiez iz in fer a good stompin. We'ze da best and da stompiest. We'ze da Orkz.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Gwar! wrote:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Dem umiez 'ave no klue wotz gonna 'it dem!!!!!!!

Stop yer trolling hummie!

WAAAGH!!

It be seemin' ta me 'at we oughta find sumfin right and Orky to be tokkin' 'bout. 'ows 'bout da best way to cook a grot, eh?

Wiv da burny fingz!!

I'ze da biggest and da meanest of da Orks, which meanz I'ze da boss of all ya louzy gitz! We'ze gonna make da biggest WAAAGH! and stop da 'umies into da ground! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

By da way, ferget cookin' grotz! We should make one of dem squig serprize pies!

Oi, roight yooz lot lissen up reel kwik an' propa. Kookin' grotz as eezy as choppin' up a 'umie! Firss fing is yoo getz a burna den you get a mekboy ta use sum of hiz gubbinz to makes a rotizery spinna. Den yooz eat an' enjoy!

Im da biggest,smashiest boss 'ere,oomans ar weak scum tat deserves to be stomped and smashed.

I iz da mos' kunnin! Yoo wil doo wot i sez or I'll smash ya!

Youz!? Naw, I AM DA BIGGEST UN! I EATZ MY GROTZ RAW AND ALIVE! I am HUNGOB UGE' GUT! I AM the biggust and da baddest! Nowz it iz my turn for my WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! To bez herd! ANYONE GREEN ENOUF TO TAKE ME ON!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

I'ze da biggest Ork, and I'ze alreddy got a good'n propa WAAAGH! I'll take on anyone dat's stoopid enuff to try 'n fight me. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! (Insert sound of shattering glass) I'll take on any of da udder warbosses, and everythin' else that isn't good'n Orky! WAA... Oops! I don't wanna break an udder piece a glass dere, now do I.

What do ya mean da flyer boy iz dead!!!

Im da best speed freak 'ere no boyz can match me.

Oi! Yu lot dun' knu wut you talkin' about, I'z the biggest and da strongest der is! I'z more kunnin' then a grot and more killy den a dread!

theocd wrote:

Nurglitch wrote:It's a cockney accent, you putz. Watch "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels" or "Snatch" or "Alfie".

2 brilliant films "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels" and "Snatch". If you haven't watched them then do.

The OC-D

Jason Statham is every Ork.

Orky ain't bleedin' cockney, you cheeky bugger, an' I should blahdy know, 'cos I live in Bow.

Oi, you gitz, lissen to me. Deze fakie bossez ain't doin' nothin' to 'elp us stomp da Humiez. If dey waz so bigg an' badd, dey would come to us throo real loife. Deze fakiez iz just grotz. I'm bigga dan all a you gitz so I sayz we stay 'ere and wait for da REAL boss that will take us on a real WAAAAAAAGH.

Iz soz stoopid iz gomfa tawk dum-like tu! Iz da bigfest, ugwiest ork yuv evir seen!

IvanTih wrote:Let's speak orky in this thread oomans.
Heppy new yir oomans.

Dats umies yu lousy grot!

All these non-ork players talking in Ork, while an actual Ork player speaks in Imperial.

Wot if yous an ork player an' a ummie one?

Well den yooz iz zogged aincha?

I've stomped,smashed beakies of da Bludh Revens,I've smashed da big one wit' my red deffbike.

Wait, wotz dis? Wot are you ladz doin', mukkin' about. You Ladz should be fightin', or lootin'.

Stomp da pink ummies