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Nah, stomp doze panzy eldarz. Dey makez well good cookin'. Besides, everyun noze dat da best way ta kook a grot is to strap it ta a grot rokkit. Dat way:
1. You getz ta kill stuff
2. Ya getz a big explosion.
3. You getz luvly grot chunks.

I 'ave da shiniest,rokking,best shoota,but wait wotz that,sum taktikul genius has made my shoota disappear,CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!I'll stomp you,smash you to grotz pieces and throw you to da Squiggoth and do da nasty things to you,ahrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!