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You'll have to fly over, buy a rabbit, then decapitate it. I doubt quarantine would let animal products in the country.

Also, I have a countdown in my sig!

I'm wondering...is it normal for people to have a premonition just before something bad happens?

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I'm wondering...is it normal for people to have a premonition just before something bad happens?

I had a premonition before I got high.
I've had pemonitions before I got in fights.

So it may be normal, or we're just untrained psykers.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:or we're just untrained psykers.

Hah, hah hah, hah hah *Runs off to immolate a small child*.

Our shields can't repel pauldrons of that magnitude!!

That makes so much sence now!

So Slannesh was the voices in my head!!!!

Shadowbrand wrote:That makes so much sence now!

So Slannesh was the voices in my head!!!!

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD, THEY COUNSEL ME, THEY UNDERSTAND! THEY TALK TO ME!

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO!?!?!

Yeah but I have no idea what they're saying. Speak english damn voices!

Really? mine are my own voice.

Shadowbrand wrote:DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO!?!?!

I do. They're my best freinds. They counsel me, beg with me, argue with me, encourage me, and help me invoke my rage. All towards one objective.
What is that Objective? You'll just have to wait and see.

Objectives you say?

We have Captoored it for Kay-oos!!!

So from this thread we can infer:

We're all social outcasts, we all hear voices in our heads, we all enjpy hurting people and holding grudges, we enjoy alcohol,
sex, and making fun of other people's likes/dislikes.

All in all, if we were to ever meet up, if we worked hard enough, we might be able to cobble enough brain cells t be 1/58 of a functioning human being.

tru dat

I like Sex and the Beer ja?

I think social outcast wouldn't quite fit it Scout.

We are the Island of Misfit Toys.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:So from this thread we can infer:

We're all social outcasts, we all hear voices in our heads, we all enjpy hurting people and holding grudges, we enjoy alcohol,
sex, and making fun of other people's likes/dislikes.

All in all, if we were to ever meet up, if we worked hard enough, we might be able to cobble enough brain cells t be 1/58 of a functioning human being.

Hell yeah!

Shadowbrand wrote:Objectives you say?

We have Captoored it for Kay-oos!!!

^He disproves this course of action.

Coincidently, my favorite charcter from old christmas movies is the King of Misfit Toys.

I'm also considering buying a laptop k=now that I've gotten used to using my moms.

Honestly Scout if I got all the people in this thread together.

I would start a riot, I mean think about it me screaming "Kill maim burn" And twirling around a meat hook and your submission holds.

That's a scary thought even to the hardened Shadowbrand, now all it needs is Zombies/Nazis and or Aliens.

That would be more balls out hardcore then 300. Nothing could stop us from taking over the world.

I call the asian chicks!

Have them all Scout. After the blood has been shed I would simply return to my homeland, then return the following winter for more blood.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:That would be more balls out hardcore then 300. Nothing could stop us from taking over the world.

I call the asian chicks!

You're entiled too them: I only want some small country I can infect with my plagues and rule over as a living god. But to each their own.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:That would be more balls out hardcore then 300. Nothing could stop us from taking over the world.

I call the asian chicks!

You're entiled too them: I only want some small country I can infect with my plagues and rule over as a living god. But to each their own.

You can take Columbia or Mexico then.

And Shadowbrand: Start in a pattern.

Start from the bottom tip of South America, and work your way upwards, barring LLF's country obviously. Unless he wants us to pacify and uprising every now and again.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:That would be more balls out hardcore then 300. Nothing could stop us from taking over the world.

I call the asian chicks!

You're entiled too them: I only want some small country I can infect with my plagues and rule over as a living god. But to each their own.

You can take Columbia or Mexico then.

And Shadowbrand: Start in a pattern.

Start from the bottom tip of South America, and work your way upwards, barring LLF's country obviously. Unless he wants us to pacify and uprising every now and again.

UPRISE! AGAINST ME! NEVER! I AM A GOD, A LIVING AVATAR OF DECAY! WHERE I WALK THE GRASS DIES AND MILK CURDLES! WHERE I GLARE BABIES GROW ILL! WHERE I STRIDE etc etc etc...

/egotrip .

There will obviously be a few foolhardy individuals who will try and overthrow the glorious new regime we have created.

We can trust no guards to do the job. We must do it ourselves!


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Dear God my mom is listening to Lady Gaga! Someone, kill me, please!
I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!

Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:

Is it just me, or does his toe look like his monster junk is hanging out? Put that in your costume!

@GES Re:Grey Hair. Don't feel too bad, dude. I've seen kids in Grade 5 here with full on grey hair from stress and gak.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:So from this thread we can infer:

We're all social outcasts, we all hear voices in our heads, we all enjpy hurting people and holding grudges, we enjoy alcohol,
sex, and making fun of other people's likes/dislikes.

All in all, if we were to ever meet up, if we worked hard enough, we might be able to cobble enough brain cells t be 1/58 of a functioning human being.

Probably even less, but yes, that is about all.

@Khronholio: It's not the fact that I have a grey hair. It's where I have it.
In my happy trail.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:So from this thread we can infer:

We're all social outcasts, we all hear voices in our heads, we all enjpy hurting people and holding grudges, we enjoy alcohol,
sex, and making fun of other people's likes/dislikes.

All in all, if we were to ever meet up, if we worked hard enough, we might be able to cobble enough brain cells t be 1/58 of a functioning human being.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO HOLD GRUDGES!!!

What is worse then getting sick?
Getting sick on a 3 day weekend.

I just got my braces removed. My teeth feel massive.