Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you: No adverts like this in the forums anymore. Times and dates in your local timezone. Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance. Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely. Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net. If you are already a member then feel free to login now.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Lord-Loss wrote:Go as Zubat and spend the whole time screaming at people through a loudspeaker.

You are all officially removed form my friends list for even making jokes like this.

[quote=Golden Eyed Scout

Lord-Loss wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Lord-Loss wrote:Go as Zubat and spend the whole time screaming at people through a loudspeaker.

You are all officially removed form my friends list for even making jokes like this.

[quote=Golden Eyed Scout

Saw Glee live with my aunt, mom, dad, and cousins at radio City. It was nice.

Thought I was going to die today at church. I'm not catholic, but my parents are, they asked me to go to church, and since I didn't really have anything else to do, I went.

Well, there was this guy who had a stereotypical middle east beard, and every 5 minutes or so he would get out of the pew, kneel on both legs, and then bow a little. I heard him laugh, cry, and he even started to repeat what the preist said (and I was on the opposite side of church and could hear him). Well, with all the terrorist gak going on nowadays, and me being paranoid, I thinking I was about to get jihaded. This was not helped by the fact that after everyone received the body, he went in front of the church and kneeled on both knees again. This was not helped by the fact that while everyone else was praying, he went to the back of the church and stood in the doorway.

I had a plan though, I was in the same pew as a pretty good looking girl, and was going to have her "Pretend" to make out with me while she reached into my pocket to pull out my phone and dial 911. But I mean, the entirety of church was me running through possible plans and details about the dude ("Is he wearing a mask? No, which means if the gak is about to hit the fan, he isn't expecting to come out of it alive")

Fun day at church, if you can tell.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I didn't have to pay for the tickets, there were many sexy young women, and it was better then spending the day doing nothing.

Is good way to think. Very good way to think. Especially because the drama girls tend to be a bit looser than the rest of them, and more tolerating of guys with weird hobbies.

I found a grey hair in my happy trail today. That makes me sad.

Just remember, it makes it look distinguished. Haven't you seen the commercials for Hair Club for Men?

Women want men with just a hint of gray.

Or weird pornstaches.

Is good way to think. Very good way to think. Especially because the drama girls tend to be a bit looser than the rest of them, and more tolerating of guys with weird hobbies.

Why would someone want the fish lips loose?

When you're Scout's age, even the loosest fish lips are better than no lips

I beat someone upside the head with my guitar for dissing Black Metal.

I am a man now.

Shadowbrand wrote:I beat someone upside the head with my guitar for dissing Black Metal.

I am a man now.

I suppose that's better than running away.

I am procrastinating on paperwork.

Kanluwen wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I found a grey hair in my happy trail today. That makes me sad.

Just remember, it makes it look distinguished. Haven't you seen the commercials for Hair Club for Men?

Women want men with just a hint of gray.

Or weird pornstaches.

A fifteen year old is not supposed to have GREY BALL HAIR! OR GREY HAPPY TRAIL HAIR!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


I get tacos tonight.

Shadowbrand wrote:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


I get tacos tonight.

What kind of tacos? Beef, chicken, or flesh tacos?

Also, good job on the guitar shot. Call me when the judge reaches a verdict.

EDITED

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Kanluwen wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I found a grey hair in my happy trail today. That makes me sad.

Just remember, it makes it look distinguished. Haven't you seen the commercials for Hair Club for Men?

Women want men with just a hint of gray.

Or weird pornstaches.

A fifteen year old is not supposed to have GREY BALL HAIR! OR GREY HAPPY TRAIL HAIR!!

I'm almost afraid to say this but:
Are you sure it's not just having touched yourself with gray paint on your hands?

I'm positive. Befoer I found the grey hair, I took a shower, washing off the grey paint.

When I finished drying off, I then noticed the grey hair.

Do you use any weird shampoos, dye your hair, etc?

A friend of mine used some weird off the shelf hairdye and it reacted weird to his shampoo and then turned all his hair gray.

Was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Nope. Just toweled off, looked in the mirror, found the grey hair, and sighed.
And no, a string from the towel did not get tangled in my happy trail. otherwise it would've been a red hair in my happy trail.

This thread is moderately disturbing.

Also, see my new awesome sig.

It was probably just a stray blonde hair - they can look grey, depending on the colour of the rest of the hair.


And just FYI, talking to other dudes about your pubic hair online - HUGE chick-magnet. Seriously, it's like catnip.

What's even better is talking to said chicks about it in person.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Nope. Just toweled off, looked in the mirror, found the grey hair, and sighed.
And no, a string from the towel did not get tangled in my happy trail. otherwise it would've been a red hair in my happy trail.

You know it might just be a scar, sometimes the hair that's grown out of a scar turns gray.

Albatross wrote:It was probably just a stray blonde hair - they can look grey, depending on the colour of the rest of the hair.

Truth. All my hair is blonde. Bodyhair, facial hair, hair hair.

Not platinum or strawberry blonde, but a real dark brownish blonde.

Albatross wrote:
And just FYI, talking to other dudes about your pubic hair online - HUGE chick-magnet. Seriously, it's like catnip.

Chicks dig dudes who are comfortable with themselves, period.

Is crazy, right?

Lord-Loss wrote:This thread is moderately disturbing.

Also, see my new awesome sig.

Yeah, I was the one that made Emperor's Faithful utter such words. That was a good thread, too bad it had to be locked.

@GES

Beef tacos!

@GES

You're my hero. I'll go as a Digimon to a Pokemon themed weekend. When asked why I went as a Digimon, I'll merely say "What's the difference"

Now, which do I go as..


Weregarurumon...

or


Wargreymon?

Albatross wrote:It was probably just a stray blonde hair - they can look grey, depending on the colour of the rest of the hair.
And just FYI, talking to other dudes about your pubic hair online - HUGE chick-magnet. Seriously, it's like catnip.

I don't have blonde hair.

But if talking about my pubes is as big a turn as you say: I shave my chest, and use a clipper to style stuff into my happy trail.

I used to watch Digimon, haven't seen it in years tho, forgot everything about the show.
This thread has brought an interest back to me. I'm gonna see if my buddy has any dvds or mangas he'd be willing to lend now.

Drk_O:

Cheesecat wrote:

Lord-Loss wrote:This thread is moderately disturbing.

Also, see my new awesome sig.

Yeah, I was the one that made Emperor's Faithful utter such words. That was a good thread, too bad it had to be locked.

Automatically Appended Next Post:

Shadowbrand wrote:I beat someone upside the head with my guitar for dissing Black Metal.

I am a man now.

Black Metal is gak.

HA! Now you have to save up for a whole new guitar before you can beat me with it!

Went to Prom #2 with girl I like.

It was pretty fun. If she was pissed at me, she didn't show it. All of my friends thought that she was cool and that I should have her come along to our midnight movies and so on. So that was good. Everyone thought she was very cute. And I'd agree.

Can't say I regret anything. Of course prom ended early because a metric gakload of people started leaving early to go get schwasted at a party but other than that, I'm happy with how the evening turned out. I'm pretty sure a kiss would've been nice but other than that, it's all good.

I'm in a good mood, haha

@Ef.

What's your address? I want to send you a headless rabbit.