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Nasty Nob






Joplin, Missouri

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/09/butt-implant-scandal-caul_n_491550.html

hahahha, this is great because one of my female co-workers was reading it outloud and I just started cracking up.

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Heres about five better ones on the cover of one magazine.



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Preacher of the Emperor





I'm sure they're not the first women to have a doctor's caulk in their rear ends.


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Executing Exarch






Odenton, MD

Tyyr wrote:I'm sure they're not the first women to have a doctor's caulk in their rear ends.


And I am certain they were not the first women to have someone pretending to be a doctor put a strange caulk in their ass.
   
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Manchester UK

@whatwhat - Yeah, you get some belters on the front of those women's mags!



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BAD HAIR DAY?

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Minnesota

State health officials say the women, from Essex County, apparently underwent cosmetic procedures from unlicensed providers, The Star-Ledger of Newark reported.
Well, what do you expect when you get discount surgery?

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Orkeosaurus wrote:
State health officials say the women, from Essex County, apparently underwent cosmetic procedures from unlicensed providers, The Star-Ledger of Newark reported.
Well, what do you expect when you get discount surgery?


Yeah, while it's one thing to condemn the unlicensed surgeon for putting people in danger, it's another thing entirely to extend much sympathy to the people stupid enough to undergo surgery by unlicensed doctors.

It's like the people who appear on the telly complaining about how they gave all their life savings to the guy who promised they'll make 50% returns every year with no risk and then shockingly lost it all. Condemn the fraudster, but we need to acknowledge how stupid the investors were.

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Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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barlio wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/09/butt-implant-scandal-caul_n_491550.html

hahahha, this is great because one of my female co-workers was reading it outloud and I just started cracking up.


I think the writers of CSI NY used this for a story idea except it was the chest not the butt.

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