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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 16:52:59
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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WTF???
https://www.fbo.gov/index?s=opportunity&mode=form&id=cb68cf9f3fa2fe18a83d1c3dee0039b2&tab=core&_cview=0
Solicitation Number:
EDOOIG-10-000004 Notice Type:
Combined Synopsis/Solicitation Synopsis:
Added: Mar 08, 2010 10:39 am
The U.S. Department of Education (ED) intends to purchase twenty-seven (27) REMINGTON BRAND MODEL 870 POLICE 12/14P MOD GRWC XS4 KXCS SF. RAMAC #24587 GAUGE: 12 BARREL: 14" - PARKERIZED CHOKE: MODIFIED SIGHTS: GHOST RING REAR WILSON COMBAT; FRONT - XS CONTOUR BEAD SIGHT STOCK: KNOXX REDUCE RECOIL ADJUSTABLE STOCK FORE-END: SPEEDFEED SPORT-SOLID - 14" LOP are designated as the only shotguns authorized for ED based on compatibility with ED existing shotgun inventory, certified armor and combat training and protocol, maintenance, and parts.
The required date of delivery is March 22, 2010.
Interested sources must submit detailed technical capabilities and any other information that demonstrates their ability to meet the requirements above, no later than March 12, 2010 at 12 PM, E.S.T. Any quotes must be submitted electronically to the attention of Holly.Le@ed.gov, Contract Specialist (Contract Operations Group), with a concurrent copy to Sherese.Lewis@ed.gov, Contracting Officer (Contract Operations Group).
The following clauses are applicable to this requirement:
52-212-1 Instruction to Offerors - Commercial Items
52.212-2 Evaluation - Commercial Items
52.212-3 Offeror Representations and Certifications - Commercial Items
52.212-4 Contract Terms and Conditions - Commercial Items
52.212-5 Contract Terms and Conditions Required Implementing Statutes or Executive Orders - Commercial Items
In accordance with 52.212-2, the fill-in applicable to this requirement is below:
52.212-2 Evaluation-Commercial Items.
As prescribed in 12.301(c), the Contracting Officer may insert a provision substantially as follows:
Evaluation-Commercial Items (Jan 1999)
(a) The Government will award a contract resulting from this solicitation to the responsible offeror whose offer conforming to the solicitation will be most advantageous to the Government, price and other factors considered. The following factors shall be used to evaluate offers:
(i) Technical Capability
(ii) Price
In accordance with 52.212-5, the following clauses are applicable to this requirement:
52.225-1 Buy American Act - Supplies (February 2009)
52.232-33, Payment by Electronic Funds Transfer-Central
New equipment only; no remanufactured products. No partial shipments
Offer must be good for 30 calendar days after submission.
Offerors must have current Central Contractor Registration (CCR) at the time offer is submitted. Information can be found at www.ccr.gov.
This is a combined synopsis/solicitation for commercial items in accordance with Federal Acquisition Regulation Part 12, Acquisition of Commercial Items. The Government will award a commercial item purchase order to the offeror with the most advantageous offer to the government. All offerors must submit their best price and delivery capabilities.
Place of Delivery:
U.S. Department of Education
Office of Inspector General
c/o: Gary Pawlak, Special Agent
500 West Madison Street - Suite 1414
Chicago, IL 60661
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 17:03:20
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Fixture of Dakka
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ROTC maybe? Anti-Columbine squad? That's really bizarre. Those are the only two reasons I could possibly think of.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 17:06:52
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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ROTC has old Springfields without the bolts usually. These are riot shotguns. I respect a stern hand but WTF?
I take it back. this requires:
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/11 17:07:28
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 17:07:30
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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I think the real question is why wouldn't the Dept. of Education need Remington 870's?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 17:07:55
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 17:08:08
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Plastictrees
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Have to keep the students in check somehow..
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 17:10:34
Subject: Re:Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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It looks as though the original article also speaks to them having a current stock of shotguns as well. Perhaps they have some sort of security force owned by the department? Could be some anti terrorism force inside the main building?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 17:45:14
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Wing Commander
The home of the Alamo, TX
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With kids being more overweight and obese than ever; do they really need a shotgun burst to hit 'em? Or maybe that fat serves as some kind of body armor...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 17:58:02
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Misery. Missouri. Who can tell the difference.
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Nothing like a bean bag round in the  to make kids do their homework.
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251 point Khador Army
245 points Ret Army
Warmachine League Record: 85 Wins 29 Losses
A proud member of the "I won with Zerkova" club with and without Sylss.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 17:59:47
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
Greenville, South Cacky-Lacky
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They're "Motivational Aids." Automatically Appended Next Post: Huh...almost missed this part:
"based on compatibility with ED existing shotgun inventory"
...So they've already GOT shotguns? Eh?
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Alles klar, eh, Kommissar? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 18:20:20
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 18:23:05
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Maybe it's for the Corrections Office vo-tech program?
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In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 18:30:40
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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They need them for inner city schools. Automatically Appended Next Post: New truancy program?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 19:29:12
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Misery. Missouri. Who can tell the difference.
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Superior firepower is the best thing for recess crowd control. Better than any whistle or bell.
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251 point Khador Army
245 points Ret Army
Warmachine League Record: 85 Wins 29 Losses
A proud member of the "I won with Zerkova" club with and without Sylss.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 19:35:29
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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Maybe it's for the sake of having shotguns. I mean shotguns are awesome, if you could wouldn't you put a rack of shotguns in your office?
Just bring girls around, and when they ask you about the shotguns just be like, "They're for work, I work for the government."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 19:40:51
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Maybe it's in case of any Ben Roethlisberger sightings!
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In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 19:58:11
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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avantgarde wrote:Maybe it's for the sake of having shotguns. I mean shotguns are awesome, if you could wouldn't you put a rack of shotguns in your office?
Just bring girls around, and when they ask you about the shotguns just be like, "They're for work, I work for the government."
Based on the awesomeness of this post, son I predict you will go far in life. Automatically Appended Next Post: Pipboy101 wrote:Superior firepower is the best thing for recess crowd control. Better than any whistle or bell.
Mmmm...elementary school. So many memories behind the wire...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/11 20:00:47
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 20:03:29
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Misery. Missouri. Who can tell the difference.
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Dodgeball bruses, woodchip splinters and gunpowder burns.
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251 point Khador Army
245 points Ret Army
Warmachine League Record: 85 Wins 29 Losses
A proud member of the "I won with Zerkova" club with and without Sylss.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 20:13:52
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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Well, they need them because (obviously) duncing kids to a corner on a chair doesn't work anymore. Instead, they'll just blow the kids' fething brains on the blackboard and then write the damned derivative on top of the gore...
Joke aside, i really do wonder what they're for as i fail to see any educative class involving a shotgun
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 20:20:50
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Combat Shotguns:
Useful when entering here:
for encountering:
or
Good luck if you find this:
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 20:42:19
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Misery. Missouri. Who can tell the difference.
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First of all, I contacted the my Congressman about the shotgun order. Now wait two weeks...
Second, is that a mod for F3 on the PC only or is it possible to be in the Xbox version?
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251 point Khador Army
245 points Ret Army
Warmachine League Record: 85 Wins 29 Losses
A proud member of the "I won with Zerkova" club with and without Sylss.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 20:55:03
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Confessor Of Sins
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Phill Kelly is leaving GW to write laws that govern the interaction of students in the classroom.
They are trying to be prepared for how overpowered the kids will be when he is done writing...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 20:57:52
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Auspicious Skink Shaman
Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
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Lol, shotguns in school.... Maybe some firearms training course or something? Is it bad that the Canadian in me immediately thought "Really America? Really? Guns? Department of Education?.... Fething America...."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 21:08:29
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Misery. Missouri. Who can tell the difference.
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Well, my congressman's office have received my e-mail. His office has always been quick to respond.
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251 point Khador Army
245 points Ret Army
Warmachine League Record: 85 Wins 29 Losses
A proud member of the "I won with Zerkova" club with and without Sylss.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 21:22:20
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Its most likely a purchase related to security at the DOE office.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 21:27:00
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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bs. You don't need 27 COMBAT SHOTGUNS (in addition to their current inventory evidently) to protect an office. Thats what rent a cops are for and they would have no business having armed security in the first place. Thats more shotguns than a major prison and more than protect the Texas capital.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 21:30:52
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Misery. Missouri. Who can tell the difference.
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Most my military police units didn't have that many shot guns.
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251 point Khador Army
245 points Ret Army
Warmachine League Record: 85 Wins 29 Losses
A proud member of the "I won with Zerkova" club with and without Sylss.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 21:31:13
Subject: Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Frazzled wrote:bs. You don't need 27 COMBAT SHOTGUNS (in addition to their current inventory evidently) to protect an office. Thats what rent a cops are for and they would have no business having armed security in the first place. Thats more shotguns than a major prison and more than protect the Texas capital.
Yeah, all Texas needs is this for defense:
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 21:33:32
Subject: Re:Wait why does the Department of Education need combat shotguns?
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Executing Exarch
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/11 21:35:11
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Fixture of Dakka
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They need the guns for protection from schools that will come howling for their blood with all the changes in teacher pay and legislation that's floating around.
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Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century: Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others; Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected; Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it; Refusing to set aside trivial preferences; Neglecting development and refinement of the mind; Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do |
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