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Yes Yarrick. That's why I've got them in a sealed chamber with sensors set to detect and destroy spores released by them

[Looks confused and unhappy] Sticky...

*Sees Yarrick upset*

Ow I'm sorry...I'll clean it up for you...

*Cleans Yarrick with towel*

...

*Leans back*

That could've been a lot kinkier...

[Sticky, confused and covered in towel fluff] ...I liked the pancakes?

*Stands up*

By interrogate do you mean beat out information?

No, I mean I could've licked it off...But I didn't for some reason...

*Shrugs*

Next time I guess...

...Do I even need to be snarky for you guys to realize that you're making it really hard to resist cracking jokes?

*snorts and chuckles*

OT, I'm surpised those orks haven't beaten the gak out of each other yet.

*hands yarrick a wet towell*

Try that commisar... Goes off and comes back in a armoured robe....

Umm too many pancakes! Armour tight... Comfey...

Workout then. Easy way to burn fat.

*Thinks*

Say, you want to join me the next time I train? I'll finally see how good you can actually fight. And it burns a lot of calories.

Built in carpace and thermal protection.
But
*reveals has a full body suit with armour panaling below and metal leg un hidden*

Oh, want to lose then..*smiles*

Oh it is so on sister...

*Looks around*

Outside to stop collateral damage?

Yeah, this could get interesting...

No power armour though, fair fight of skill only.
*finds a area of open room covered in padded matting*

Ogh the room has made things easy...

I can't find my suit anyway.

*Follows Marla outside*

*Stretches*

Alrighty then, rules; Don't go easy.

Oh I never would. .....

Schola/Martian training vs spartan. Bring it on *smiles*

*Cracks knuckles*

This should be interesting.

*Taunts Marla*

Your move princess.

Very . *gives varden little warning and attacks on her right*

*Intercepts blow and attempts to knee Marla in the gut*

*deflects using metal leg to deflect blow and counters with a blow aimed at vardens side*
Need to be faster to catch me

*Thrusts arm away and palms Marla*

I know, I'm just testing your defenses.

...I'm having a very strange sensation right now. [Watching] [Attempts to drink coffee and misses entirely due to being mesmerised]

Well cannot hit what you cannot catch
*gracefully back flips and falls into a defensive pose*

Few tricks yarrick does not have

I can tell...

*Tackles Marla*

*holds firm and trips her up using her momentum against her as she tackles forward*
Watch ya step

*Grabs Marla by the collar and pulls her down using momentum*

You too.

*uses double jointed mechanical leg to alter direction roll, under and hit her back as passing then right self in a aerobatic landinG.

*Gets hit*

Ow...Your a bloody slippery one thats for sure...

*Grabs Marla's leg and yanks upwards*

*loses balence slightly and has to do a rather messy dive sideways to evade blow that hits lighter on a toughened section*

Fast reactions, I was always the gymnast. *levels self and regains her composure and aims kick at her knee*

*Shuffles to the side and jabs Marla twice*

*blocks first hit and takes the second and winces from hit to ribs*
*uses mechanical legs advantage in movement and spins to hit a blow round vardens side near her shoulder*

They don,t just replace limbs on Mars but upgrade them.
*knee is at impossible human angle*

*OT, Ra, Horus, and Cal are all watching with popcorn while Morrigan rolls her eyes and walks off*