Why the 'Nid codex should not be read sensually

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**dastarfish**

Alright, so me and my buddies were all gathered round reading the new Tyranid codex, when one of us *cough* the spaz *cough*, talking in a sexy voice, read one of the weapon names. Needless to say, hilarity ensued. Here are some of my favorites:
-Flame Spurt
-BioPlasma
-Bioeletric pulse
-Barbed strangler
-Devourer
-Barbed Strangler
-Flesh Borer
-Impaler cannon
-Ripper Tentacles
-Rupture Cannon
-Spike Rifle
-etc...
So yeah. Post your own things in codexes that should not be read that way.

**Dedrith**

Not to be harsh but what are you, 12?

**MeanGreenStompa**

I always thought Kumquat was a funny word.

**nyyman**

Dedrith wrote:Not to be harsh but what are you, 12?

Even some of grown-ups can have the humor of children.

**malfred**

dastarfish wrote:
So yeah. Post your own things in codexes that should not be read that way.

Pretty much anything.

Including this post that I am typing with my fingers.

**Cyrl**

That's easy:

Lash of Submission
Needle Of Desire
Blissgiver

Anything Slaaneshi really.

**MeanGreenStompa**

dastarfish wrote:Alright, so me and my buddies were all gathered round, when one of us *cough* the spaz *cough*, talking in a sexy voice, read one of the weapon names. Needless to say, hilarity ensued. Here are some of my favorites:

Are you referring to Cerebral Palsy? Because I don't think sufferers of that illness appreciate the slang term.

I am glad you are showing no prejudice in including him/her in your games and for that you should be rewarded, in fact, I'm going to award you the Dakka Dakka weekly Special Award.

Well done 'dastarfish' you are Special!!

**filbert**

Surely anything can sound sensual in the right voice? Have you not heard the M&S food adverts over here?

**reds8n**

dastarfish wrote: Post your own things in codexes that should not be read that way.

Hmm...no, let's not.