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If she stands in "my" light once more tonight, I'm going to the cutlery drawer!

Extreme?

I guess it is less of a hassle when looking at a divorce. Just be sure to hide the body properly and oh, next time don't announce your plans on-line.

Okay heres the plan: poison-because it doesn't make a mess. Then put the body in a bathtub full of lye, (according to Law and Order: criminal intent, this will goo-ify the flesh.) Then let the goo-ified flesh suck down the drain. Then take the left over bones and make jello out of em. Serve jello at funeral and act real sad. It's the perfect crime! Just don't tell anyone I told you this! NOT A WORD!

Lol, seriously man. dont kill your wife. Just slip her some horse tranquilizer and you'll have plenty of time to paint, distraction free. How do you think I managed to paint 50+ orkz with a needy girlfriend?

You're married to a woman who tolerates your toy soldiers.

A real, live woman who allows you to collect toys. She watches you glue together and paint and fuss over tiny overly expensive kids toys and then lets you put your devil inside her at night.

Now shush and count your blessings...

Good lord, man get a grip! It's an Englishman's right to have a shed to retire to for hobbies, relaxation and general escape from "her indoors". Trusted children may be allowed in occassionally, but entry to the fairer sex is streng verboten! Get a shed, get a life!

My mate has a small upstairs room devoted to a painting table and his shelves of ultramarines and wood elves. He shares it with the cat's litter tray.

It's referred to as the Room of Shame.

MeanGreenStompa wrote:
It's referred to as the Room of Shame.

lol Sounds like my whole house.

I live in a 2 bedroom flat with my wife and 11 year old daughter (shes not tall enough to get in my light yet, so safe for now!) There is no escape. On the 2nd floor no one can hear you scream!!!!!!

Did MGS' wife hack his account or something?

You could always buy a lamp, you know.

The Dreadnote wrote:You could always buy a lamp, you know.

Not enough sockets!!!!!!!! Aggghhhhh!!!

Get an extension lead or two, electrical safety be damned!

Commander Endova wrote:Did MGS' wife hack his account or something?

No, but Mrs Stompa is known to read the OT forum...

Once you get to your thirties, women become surprisingly tolerant of warhammer. It's because they think it repels other women, thus eliminating the need to worry about whether their husbands are sleeping with attractive single co-workers.

On topic, I suggest putting the clock forward an hour or so, making her think it's time for bed.

Aldramelech wrote:If she stands in "my" light once more tonight, I'm going to the cutlery drawer!

Extreme?

Depending what's on TV thats not a over-reaction.

Yes, for example, if the wife insisted on watching that Andrew Lloyd Webber crap that was on the BBC tonight, no judge would consider this unreasonable force.

Mine wants me to watch 'Glee' and I absolutely fething refuse.

LoL...

After I grill some steaks tonight, the GF wants to watch a movie. Not sure what, but if any of the main characters sparkle I am makeing damn sure I get some as compensation.

Don't kill her she's still useful.

For gawd's sakes man think of the dreadful consequences of getting a divorce...

Unnecessarily lining the pockets of solicitors! Don't do it!!

Get an angle poise lamp and keep the missus and daughter.

If you aren't intelligent enough to figure out a technical solution to your problem, then you need to hand in your man-card.

Ah thats where your wrong see!

I prove my manliness with my refusal to find a technical solution and assert that the light in the front room is "MINE" and she is unreasonably interrupting it with her womanly standing around! Further more finding a solution is going to force me out of my very comfy chair and wheres the sense in that?

Next you'll be suggesting I eat healthily, take regular exercise and do DIY!

Your not a girl are you? lol

P.S Flashman thats a great idea, but only once a year.

Take it from me:



Any attempt to hide the body in a normal place would probably fail.

Hide it in a giant sculpture of a Space Marine. No one would know!

Or build a working dreadnaught for her, after you have wounded her. That way, she will have to appreciate the hobby!

This is the time for ultimatums. Inform her that any interruption to painting your toy soldiers is a come hither move, giving you the green light to get amorous. Enforce your decision with a little harmless pinching or assert your manliness. Now you'll hope she interrupts your painting.

Gitzbitah wrote:This is the time for ultimatums. Inform her that any interruption to painting your toy soldiers is a come hither move, giving you the green light to get amorous. Enforce your decision with a little harmless pinching or assert your manliness. Now you'll hope she interrupts your painting.

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Gitzbitah wrote:This is the time for ultimatums. Inform her that any interruption to painting your toy soldiers is a come hither move, giving you the green light to get amorous. Enforce your decision with a little harmless pinching or assert your manliness. Now you'll hope she interrupts your painting.

^^LOL! That's me at like age 10.

Is that a girl or just a really fat boy?

Hair's pretty short for a girl.