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I go to the corrupt a wish thread. You wish for eternal life.

I put you in a inescapable box on

My Hill

I open the box with the skeleton key and unleash the beast on

My Hill

I devour the interlopers on My Hill.

I drop a whale on

My Hill

I drop an F-Bomb on My Hill.

I build my own little "bomb" shelter on

My Hill.

I put a bomb inside the shelter on

My Hill

I fire a missile at

My Hill

I Deep-Strike on to My Hill.

You don't realise I covered the hill in terrain, and you roll a 1 on the mishap table on

My Hill

I assault you and make a sweeping advance on

My Hill

I have ATSKNF. I am also superior in CC on

My Hill

I become a GMC and proceed to stomp you to death on

My Hill

I activate my counter and your overwhelming powah is reflected straight back. I start meditating on

My Hill

You become one with everything, on My Hill.

I disrupt your meditation and you leave to seek out a more peaceful place


My Hill

I bury you alive, for change comes from within My Hill.

I bury you alive, for change comes from within My Hill.

You have been banned from this thread. My hill.

You arent a mod. Know your place on

My Hill

My place is on My Hill.

I go to your place and shout heresy as loud as possible. The Inquisiton who were disguised as grass destroy your place on

My Hill

I am the Inquisition on

My Hill

The inquiring minds of the inquisition lead you directly into the trap I set on My Hill.

I magic the Inquisition out of existence on

My Hill

While you are playing collectable card games with the inquisition, I drop napalm on My Hill.

I install a powerful force field on my Hill just before your bombs hit, I then give Warboss and the Inquisition lots of Magic cards to keep them busy on

My Hill

But the cards you give me are super rare, and I sell them on eBay. With my new found fortune, I bring back the good old suplex, making WK part of

My Hill

Ha! All those Black Lotus are printed with real Black Lotus.
You all quickly expire after handling the rares, and I resume command of My Hill.

I, a witness of this carnage, decide to join in and take my army to conquer

My Hill