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I hug snurl, so he quickly expires too. I see off in the distance an army sitting on another hill, but not moving. I shrug and reclaim

My Hill

I use my magical powers to bring myself back to life and then I use them to teleport Warboss over to the other Hill where Pixels army is waiting to kill him

My Hill

I comically run away from ST4P's army, and then put on a Culexus assassin helmet. You get a really bad headache on

My Hill

I cut the cable line leading to the hill. as everyone investigates, I reclaim My Hill.

My army throws me away in a fit of rage onto

My hill

Noticing ST4P on the right hill this time, I throw him back to the other hill, where his very angry army aren't very happy with him. I plant the standard on

My Hill

The hill does not like having a standard planted on it, so it squirts you off like a watermelon seed. I then reclaim My Hill.

I apologise to the hill and he lets me have it back.

My Hill

After booting you off again in some creative manner, I install wind turbines on the top of the hill. We are all huge metal fans on My Hill.

I plant C4 on the turbines and they fall down on top of you

My Hill

The fans great height and spinning blades smash you as well.
My Hill.

After getting beaten to a tiny pulp by my army, I sneak through the wreckage onto

My hill

I show ST4P where the actual hill is, while also telling his army where he is. ST4P finally finds his bearings on

My Hill

Knowing you deceived me, I go run over to

My Hill

I offer ST4P a commission in the Kitten army and together we take back

My Hill

I distract the Kittens with the red dot and take back my Hill.

I drop kick snurl into a conveniently placed lava pool. I celebrate victory on

My volcano

The Kitten army makes its triumphant return and we drive Warboss from the Hill with hairballs

My Hill

My army of expendable Imperial Guardsmen march to the top of the hill and rout the kitten army with their laser pointer rifles - specifically by pointing and firing them far away from the hill.

The kitten army is dispersed and flee the hill in delightfully cute chaos.

The Hill belongs to the Emperor.

Since Cryptek is not the emperor, I claim

My hill

I retcon the fluff to put me back on top of My Hill.

I burn all of snurl's new codexes on

My Hill

The Kitten army returns with a vengeance, and all are driven away from the Hill by a tide of lethal cuteness.

My Hill

Unfortunately, lethal cuteness doesn't protect against 50 Fusion Cannons, as I overpower them with a division of MEKA, who may or may not have some hottie pilots

My Hill - guess I need to go find a Korean flag now huh?

I unleash a 6 man stack of Roadhog upon the Hill

My Hill

I show the Roadhog where Vape Nation is. There are no more Roadhogs on

My Hill

Vape Naysh can be simply dealt with, using my Tempestus Scions with Rebreathers

My Hill

I hire some Tau fire warriors, all with AP4 weapons. They shred through the Tempestus on

My Hill

I cast a 6 dice fireball on the top of the hill. I roll boxcars. There are none left alive on My Hill.

Thinking Snurl is made of fire, I blast him with a water cannon. I then claim

My Hill