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Watering Pumpkins makes them bigger. I squash you on My Hill.

I try pumpkin pie on

My Hill

I have one of my Ghosts nuke the Hill from orbit. I then claim another Hill

My Hill

I quickly re-garrison the REAL hill with zombies and ghouls.
My Hill.

I drop a garrison on the hill, crushing all beneath it. I claim the hill with little resistance.

My Hill

Time to roll in the Medusa Artillery Battery

My Hill now, obviously

Land Raider Terminus Ultras. Like 10 of them.

My Hill (with tanks)

I unleash an Orbital Bombardment on the Hill

My Hill

Since there is nobody on the hill now, I bought a Korean Flag from a supermarket and stuck it on top of the hill-

My Hill, I mean. Also dug some mines into the soil. Have fun!

I tunnel up from below the hill, leaving the mines intact as i Pluck the Korean Flag and plant my Pumpkin Banner on My Hill.

I run onto the hill holding out the DOW III gameplay trailer. You flee from

My Hill

I run onto the Hill holding the Dawn of War 1 intro and you are crushed by a horde of Bluhd Rehvens.

My Hill

Interesting how you managed to dodge all the un-detonated mines under the soil there War Kitten No matter, I have them linked to a remote detonator anyways.

My Hill, and man can it take a beating!

The hill takes a beating. Gonna need more Land Raider Terminus Ultras. I now contest

My Hill

I clear the hill with dragon fire and claim the hill.

My hill.

Your dragons are no match for my Hydra AA guns

My Hill

Your Hydras are no match for my Land Raiders.

My Hill

Your Land Raiders are no match for my BROOKLYN RAGE!

My Hill.
















Homie.

Nyeh.

My Hill

I unleash the Zerg on the Hill

My Hill

I unleash the much cooler Tyranids

My Hill

I unleash the much much cooler Covenant onto

My Hill

I virus bomb the Hill from orbit. Once the dust (and dead bodies) settle I claim and fortify

My Hill

I nuke the hill from orbit, just to be sure.
Then I colonize my Hill.

I steel rehn from orbit, just to be really sure.

My Hill

I steel rehn on top of your steel rehn. Once the universe finishes imploding I claim

My Hill

Radioactive mutants drive you from My Hill.

I start Waaagh! Dakka onto

My Hill

I lure your orks away with a shiny thing. Then I laugh, on My Hill.

You get terminal hiccups from the laughter. I dig your grave on

My Hill