King of the Hill

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**War Kitten**

The Kitten army rises once more and drags Warboss to his adorable doom on

My Hill

**snurl**

While you're both away, A still-living Snurl claws his way out of the grave with a single purpose in mind, Planting the flag on My Hill in celebration of his 14,000th post.

Dakka On!

**WarbossDakka**

After clawing my way out of the kitten pit, I go to the hill with respect of snurl's 14,000th post. I then set the flag on fire on

My Hill

**snurl**

I wring your fuzzy little neck on My Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

I egg your house on

My Hill

**War Kitten**

None escape the Kitten pit on

My Hill

**snurl**

The SPCA views the kitten pit with ill reguard, and hauls you and the animals off of My Hill.

**War Kitten**

PETA is displeased with you for how you're treating the kittens on my Hill and you are soon caught up in legal battles on

My Hill

**snurl**

My closing arguments make everyone cry. Charges are dropped and we celebrate on My Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

I load in the fireworks the wrong way and accidentally burn everyone on

My (flashy) Hill

**War Kitten**

I rise from the ashes like a Phoenix on

My Hill

**snurl**

I mistake your Phoenix for a Pheasant and open fire.
Roast bird for supper on My Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

I eat snurl's food on

My HIll

**snurl**

I beat the stuffing out of you on My Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

I put the stuffing back in on

My Hill

**War Kitten**

Once more I rise from the ashes on

My Hill

**WarbossDakka**

I put a Bolt Pistol round into your skull and call a blizzard. No more ashes on

My Hill

**snurl**

The blizzard takes six to eight weeks delivery on My Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

I sit around waiting for the package to arrive on

Snurl's Hill (give it a bit, it'll be here soon)

**snurl**

I play Warhammer with WarbossDakka on My Hill to kill the time.

**WarbossDakka**

You bring Triple Wraithknights to a friendly game. I flip the table and leave you trapped on

My Hill

**snurl**

My list was legit. I go big or go home. I flip the hill and trap you beneath My Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

I get an evil list off the internet and stuff it down your throat on

My Hill

**snurl**

I regurgitate your list all over My Hill.

Then I mop.

**jhe90**

i get a fire engine and hose you, the lists and everything off the hill

My hill

**WarbossDakka**

Budget cuts put you out of a job. WarbossBrexit laughs maniacly on

My Hill

**jhe90**

i get a load from the Russain banks, hire new fire engine and hose you off

my hill

**snurl**

All of the hosing causes sediment runoff from the hill to foul the bay, causing the Environmental Protection Agency to drag you off of My Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

I cut all the pumpkins and send them to supermarkets ready for Halloween on

My Hill

**snurl**

The ghosts of the Pumpkins return each night and scare you off of My Hill.
Bwa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!