40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**KaptinBadrukk**

You get 60mph winds pushing you over as you try to stay up.

I insert some CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**ZergSmasher**

You get Rocky Balboa.

I insert Hulk Hogan.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get some CREEEEEEEEEEEED.

I insert some CREEEEEEEEEEEED.

**korbenn**

You get punched in the face for every wish you failed to corrupt in the corrupt a wish thread by an angry Chaos God.

I insert two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get vomit.

I insert every corrupted wish in the entire world.

**Mackntosh365**

You get a corrupted magic lamp.

I insert a llama

**snurl**

You get somebody's goat.

I insert a .45 automatic.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get an AK47.

I insert a thunderstorm warning

**snurl**

You get thunder.

I insert a +4 Holy Avenger.

**korbenn**

You get a +6 magic waraxe with a 20% crit chance and a 100% random elemental damage effect. Sadly it is only usable by a special Dwarven prestige class.

I insert a dwarf's beard.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a hairy squig

I insert blood

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Bloodletter of Khorne.

I insert a pack of Ramen noodles.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get roman noodles

I insert the most secure security code ever

**snurl**

You get Gibberish

I insert Liver.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Beef.

I insert High Cholesterol.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a greasy cheeseburger.

I insert french fries.

**snurl**

You get chips.

I insert Home-Grown Vine-Ripened Tomatoes.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get quaratum.

I insert quantums

**korbenn**

You get Gordon Freeman

I insert The Dark Vengeance Boxset.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a hill.

I insert pills.

**ZergSmasher**

You get some information about rehab.

I insert a bag of Chex Mix.

**snurl**

You get a bag of Meow Mix.

I insert information.

**korbenn**

You get a set of encyclopedias.

I insert a stack of 3rd edition AD&D books.

**sing your life**

You get Age of Sigmar.

I insert Slaanesh.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Playboy magazine-with the centerfold replaced by a picture of a Daemonette!

I insert a Protoss Zealot.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get micro meteroids.

I insert the Krenim.

**korbenn**

You get the Q.

I insert generic Sfi-Fi race #456

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a year of hell.

I insert Day 226

**sing your life**

You get day 999.

I insert Spy.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a spyglass.

I insert a lit joint.