40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**sing your life**

You get California.

I insert John Lennon.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a dead beetle.

I insert a dinosaur fossil.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get hundreds of fish coming out of the machine, all fish slapping you.

I insert a cat.

**snurl**

You get scratches.

I insert a Scarab Beetle.

**sing your life**

You get a swarm of mindshackle scarabs.

I insert a TV.

**korbenn**

You get an Ork who is angry because, he found out Mork and Mindy had no real Orks in it, but that humie was pretty funny.

I insert Robin Williams best works.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a good morning in Vietnam.

I insert Jeff Foxworthy.

**snurl**

You might get a red neck.

I insert Steve Martin.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Gabe Seth

I insert Windows XP mode

**korbenn**

You get Dos Box.

I insert the freshly slain skulls of slowed fan boys.

**sing your life**

You get your signature.

I insert my wallet.

**snurl**

You get a Space Marine. Without base, those cost extra.

I insert a hot Pizza.

**sing your life**

You get a ghost chilli.

I insert Led Zeppelin.

**ZergSmasher**

You get the Goodyear Blimp.

I insert Adam Sandler.

**sing your life**

You get a bag of trash.

I insert a potato.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get covered with boxes of minis.

I insert myself.

**snurl**

You get a Newt.

I insert very small rocks.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a peace of bacon.

I insert a thunderstorm warning.

**snurl**

You get a Flood Watch.

I insert a Shrubbery.

**sing your life**

You get It.

I insert a can of chrome spray paint.

**Kahnawake**

You get a lovely day.

I insert italian neorealism

**snurl**

You get Post-Modern Crap.

I insert a Gallon of Gas.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a gallon of diesel fuel.

I insert a camera

**korbenn**

You get a servo skull.

I insert a my old text books on Physics and Electrical Science.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get my old tankbustas

I insert A BIG MEK WITH A SHOKK ATTACK GUN!!!!!!!!!

**snurl**

You get a tin can and a slingshot.

I insert Robot Chicken.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get my cat.

I insert TNB

**korbenn**

You get a Git.

I insert an Inquisitor with a ragging hard-on for the Emperor and a very itchy trigger finger.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get hundreds of fish coming out of the machine, all fish slapping you.

I insert a hormagaunt.

**snurl**

You get a thermostat.

I insert a stack of Twenties.