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2010/05/14 16:35:30
Subject: 40k Chat-up lines
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Some harmless fun. What chat up lines could you get out of the 40k setting?
Here's some ideas:
1.Are you a daemon of Tzeentch? Because you leave me enchanted
2.The inquisitor needs to inspect you
3. Who's your emperor!
4. You just forced a leadership check, and it looks like I failed
5. Come on, babe. It's time for the assault phase
6. Come with me to see the real golden throne
Any more?
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happyguardsman 2250 Cadian 25th serving alongside conscripted Keimarchan soldiers
In Soviet Russia Valhalla lasgun shoots YOU!
Enemies of the Imperium:
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2010/05/15 22:15:50
Subject: Re:40k Chat-up lines
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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I'm Slaanesh, let me impregnate you
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/05/15 22:23:02
Subject: 40k Chat-up lines
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Lord of the Fleet
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I'd like to flank march onto your rear armour 
(yeah, only one I could think of)
Valk
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2010/05/15 22:45:18
Subject: Re:40k Chat-up lines
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
A Place of Sand
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Lol!! Hilarious.
There's a WAAGH in my pants and you're invited.
Hey baby I'm a daemon of Tzeentch...want a little change inside you?
Lemme deep strike up in that...
Yeah I am gonna think up more because they are so awesomely nerdy and hopeless they might just work.
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2010/05/15 22:51:44
Subject: 40k Chat-up lines
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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I'd love to ram your rear armour, and perhaps get a penetrate. (Blatantly taken from BoW).
Call me Snikrot; I come from behind.
(Virgins only) How about some Blood for the Blood God?
When I see you, I get the relentless special rule, and I definately need it for my 'Heavy Weapon'.
If I were a vehicle, you would roll a 6 on the vehicle damage table.
Do you have the Gets Hot! special rule? Cuz I know you're burning!
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I have 2000 points of  , called the Crimson Leaves.
I will soon be starting WoC, devoted to 
I have 500 points of  , in blueberry and ice cream (light grey and light blue) flavour. From the fictional world Darkheim.
DarkHound wrote:Stop it you. Core has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. Core, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Core has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Core has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. Core has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.
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2010/05/16 04:36:47
Subject: Re:40k Chat-up lines
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Fighter Ace
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Hey babe, my toilet is made of gold, wanna try it out?
Wearing that much clothes is heresy, babe, I should know...
Put som more clothes on for m... OH SHI*BLAM*
................WAAAAAGH!!!! 
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2010/05/16 06:15:07
Subject: Re:40k Chat-up lines
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Nigel Stillman
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You want to see my huge Baals?
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2010/05/16 06:22:17
Subject: Re:40k Chat-up lines
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Fixture of Dakka
Feasting on the souls of unworthy opponents
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Isn't this a repeat thread?
And how about, "I deploy up to 12" and I can also come on your rear(table edge)."
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2010/05/16 06:56:38
Subject: Re:40k Chat-up lines
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Fighter Ace
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Dashofpepper wrote:Isn't this a repeat thread?
And how about, "I deploy up to 12" and I can also come on your rear(table edge)."
And we have a winner  
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I won't bother. |
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2010/05/16 09:02:32
Subject: Re:40k Chat-up lines
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Keep em comin guys.
Wanna see my hot-shot lasp-en-istol?(I know that one was awful)
Looks like I'm out of my deployment zone, just don't press charges...
Wanna see MY big red (exterminatus) button?
I guess I'm Marbo, im always behind you (I know i ripped of the snikrot one)
I can go 36" without turboboosting
Do you wanna pile-in move or do we proceed and have a deep strike?
Oh.. I didnt know you were an independant character (gotta have a dirty mind to get this one)
P.S. Do not, and I mean do NOT, ever use these in a real life situation. It will end badly.
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happyguardsman 2250 Cadian 25th serving alongside conscripted Keimarchan soldiers
In Soviet Russia Valhalla lasgun shoots YOU!
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2010/05/16 09:12:29
Subject: 40k Chat-up lines
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Horrific Howling Banshee
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My Penal Legion wants to penetrate your rear armour
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2010/05/16 09:32:19
Subject: Re:40k Chat-up lines
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
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Inquisition: Can you read my mind? Yes? You will have to come with me then...
Kaskarin: Trying to pick you up is like jumping out of a Valarie: Exciting at first, scary once done and could end badly. Your name would not happen to be Miss Hap?
Trooper talking to sister of battle: The number of beads on your rosary I hear, shows how much penance you have performed. It looks like you have been a BAD girl, could you be bad with me? **FLAME*** (screams)
2nd Trooper talking to sister of battle: Mam, looks like your Guard-er is in need of relief and I am here to do just that... ***FLAME***(screams)
3rd Trooper talking to sister of battle: Got a light? (Sister decides he is not worth the pronethium)
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A revolution is an idea which has found its bayonets.
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2010/05/16 09:32:58
Subject: 40k Chat-up lines
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Regular Dakkanaut
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idget wrote:My Penal region wants to penetrate your rear armour
I made it even better!
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happyguardsman 2250 Cadian 25th serving alongside conscripted Keimarchan soldiers
In Soviet Russia Valhalla lasgun shoots YOU!
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2010/05/16 09:59:44
Subject: 40k Chat-up lines
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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Hey baby, my plasma cannon is running hot and i will have to purge you in the name of the emperor tonight.
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2010/05/16 14:40:24
Subject: Re:40k Chat-up lines
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Veteran ORC
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"Chaos is my master, can I be yours?"
(Chaos Space Marine to Sister of Battle) "I think I could use a purging, you up for it?"
"I got an all clear from Nurgle, so I am 100% safe. At least, in that department "
"Unlike the Eldar, I'm not fleeting all the time"
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2010/05/16 20:33:30
Subject: 40k Chat-up lines
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[DCM]
Procrastinator extraordinaire
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Would you like to see my AP 1 weapon? I get +1 in armor penetration.
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2010/05/16 20:41:03
Subject: 40k Chat-up lines
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Hey, babe, ever tried out the night fighting rules?
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2010/05/16 22:05:56
Subject: Re:40k Chat-up lines
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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You'd best have an invulnerable save, cause this is gonna be one hell of a shooting phase!
I'm an Ork player, wanna see my Mega-nob?
I'm going for a deep strike, you'd best pray I don't scatter!
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/05/17 00:44:37
Subject: 40k Chat-up lines
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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Hey babe, Im a slow player, so this game is going to take all night.
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2010/05/18 07:07:08
Subject: 40k Chat-up lines
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Hey there, beautiful. Are you ready to meet "The Emperor?"
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There's just an acre of you fellas, isn't there? |
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