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Try not to wince lads

2 and a half years?!?!?!

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That had me giggling for about 10 mins, nice find!

-wince-

A minutes silence for our fallen brother methinks.

Mad Bunny-boiling harridan wrote:"It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

Not a violent person??!! Never your intention to HARM him!!!???

YOU PULLED ONE HIS BOLLOCKS OFF AND SHOVED IT IN YOUR MOUTH

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I love this bit:

This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life.

Aww, boo-hoo. It's not you I feel sorry for, it's the bloke walking around with Randall and Hopkirk where his knackers used to be!

Not being funny lads, but if a bird went to attack my genitals all bets would be off - she'd be eating her meals through a straw. I have never hit a woman, nor would I ever - apart from under circumstances such as these.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Try not to wince lads

Whats the issue? Thats just a demure Texas lady around here. We like 'em feisty!

A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying

Would you pick it up and hand it back to him? Not only is it a chewed up testicle but its also been in a whores mouth.

: "That's yours."

I think he knew that.

The OC-D

This raises one question from me, why on earth did she try to eat it!

That's a right ball-buster right there, tha' is.

Psycho.

Guys as tear inducing as it is, please refrain from inapropriate language.

Remember it is still a Family Wargaming Site.

wizard12 wrote:This raises one question from me, why on earth did she try to eat it!

Obviously after that much activity she was feeling peckish. Lucky she didn't aim higher eh?

...Duuude....

AAAAAhhhh what the heeelll ! Poor bloke, how can you not mean to harm someone by ripping off their testicle trying to eat it and spit it back out.

She is an absolute nutter, the only woman i would back hand just to release her grip !

"shudders" this man and any other man deserves a memorial day for the horrible testicle removing attacks they have suffered.

This is scary, that women is on the streets! Screw murderors and rapists, we've got ball munching maniac ladys out there!

Albatross wrote:

This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life.

Aww, boo-hoo. It's not you I feel sorry for, it's the bloke walking around with Randall and Hopkirk where his knackers used to be!

Not being funny lads, but if a bird went to attack my genitals all bets would be off - she'd be eating her meals through a straw. I have never hit a woman, nor would I ever - apart from under circumstances such as these.

I'll hit anyone, no matter age, disability, race, or gender. Provided I can run faster then them.

Albatross wrote: Not being funny lads, but if a bird went to attack my genitals all bets would be off - she'd be eating her meals through a straw. I have never hit a woman, nor would I ever - apart from under circumstances such as these.

Ive chinned a few in extreme circumstances, id stick the nut onto any bird who tried to grab my town halls, thats just not cricket!

That is not cricket indeed.

Only time I'd ever hit a woman.

sA

Does make you wonder though.....

Just why was the dude in his undies in the first place?

helgrenze wrote:Does make you wonder though.....

Just why was the dude in his undies in the first place?

Mabey he wasnt wearing undies...

just thought i throw that out there.

He said he was. In his statement. Well, apparently.

Sweet mother of God! That attack must have been looked like an Anime movie. She will be popular in the Women's Prison.

This woman has made one of the most slowed statements I have ever heard.
"Yeah, I'm sorry I just ripped off one of your nads and nom nom nom'd on it for a bit...but...it was never my intention! It turns out nads are not very tasty at all!"
.....
Mr. Self Destruct

helgrenze wrote:Does make you wonder though.....

Just why was the dude in his undies in the first place?

That's what I was wondering. It reminds me of when I used to work in a hotel on the graveyard shift. People would be coming in claiming some woman or the other ran by and stole their wallet out of their pants. It always turned out to be a hooker they'd been having at who had stole their wallet while they were....distracted.
Much more to this story than either party is telling fer sure.

helgrenze wrote:Does make you wonder though.....

Just why was the dude in his undies in the first place?

He had been drinking man! Im sure being in his undies was a normal thing at that point. It doesnt say that he flipped out in extreme pain and passed out. He HAD to of been tanked to be able to take that.
Her and Laurana Bobbett would get along just fine me thinks.

MeanGreenStompa wrote:2 and a half years?!?!?!

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I think it should have to be at least two to three times that amount in prison, I mean she caused permanent damage to his body and probably his sex life!

smiling Assassin wrote:That is not cricket indeed.

Only time I'd ever hit a woman.

I think I'd hit a woman who tried to pull out and eat any of my organs, personally.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Albatross wrote:

This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life.

Aww, boo-hoo. It's not you I feel sorry for, it's the bloke walking around with Randall and Hopkirk where his knackers used to be!

Not being funny lads, but if a bird went to attack my genitals all bets would be off - she'd be eating her meals through a straw. I have never hit a woman, nor would I ever - apart from under circumstances such as these.

I'll hit anyone, no matter age, disability, race, or gender. Provided I can run faster then them.

Cant say Im surprised by that statement. Particular coming from you that is.
But back on topic, Gaaaaahhhh what a horrible thing to do. Crazy crazy lady, and as others have said why was he in his undies to start with?

Dear god I think I'm in love.

With the Knacker Noshing Nutter? Weirdo!

I think it's been established I'm into some weird gak.