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I've just transmuted 10% of your blood into alchohol. This would kill a normal person.

Well I ain't a normal person.

Who are you again, the kid stealer?

Never caught your name by the way, mines Leonie.

*Cough*

Could you by any chance change it back?

This gak hurts.

*Cough*

*Transmutes the alchohol back to blood*
...Did you feel anything?

*Quickly removes helmet and vomits*

Ugh.

*Wipes mouth*

Yeah, I felt pain.

*Cough*

I felt light headed, also everything was shaking a bit.

*Shakes head*

And thinking was not easy.

I-I think I need to lie down.

*Falls backwards and goes to sleep*

*steps out surprisingly tidy*

Anyone know a good holiday destination, no nearby wars and no skiing? Me n wk need a holiday...

No skiing, no wars?
I know just the place.
*Devilish grin*
Ever been to Earth-540?

*steps in the room and sees Marla, four Scions behind*

Marla...

[Stretches and emerges from butter tank for food]
[Sees pla] [Watches while chewing crumpet]

*looks at body guard*

Are you threatening a high lords daughter....
Mike.
*mike the vindicare steps round *
(problem commissar? Watch what you say to my younger sister. . We take family very seriously and a schola graduate you know how fierce the battle sisters can be. Lets keep this calm if your willing )

[Looks around and wonders if this is going to be some kind of gang fight]

[Finishes crumpet] I think I'd be obliged to side with the fancier hat.

*stands up slowly*
Hunter, you better not be threatening my wife. If you are you and your buddies here will be getting a bayonet lobotomy...

Hurting me would be a bad idea. I'm sure hunter knows that dear. *whispers to wk* keep the Las pistol close, set it to high power. Carpace armour. *

*holds wk hand*

OOC love how Pla says one thing and everyone starts arming weapons, so far I don't think corporal hasn't actually tried to full on fist/gun fight with someone.

*Annoyed sound*
*Turns the room upside down*
Will you all stop fighting?

*grabs wk and mag locks self as room spins about*

Hey v he was one walking up to talk with 4 armed scions...

*Slams flat onto new bottom of the room*

OWW!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

*is dangling from jhe's arms*
Well, this is new.

..? [Flipped] [Screaming in pain from under inverted butter tank]

*walks down a piller mag locking to it.*
Yeah, sorry I had to grab you. But we beat gravity. *smiles*

*Stands up and dusts self off*

THAT WAS PAINFUL!

*Hears screaming*

*Walks up to butter tank*

CAN I GET A HAND?

Goodnight

Feel free to npc Marla

*slips out of Marla's arms and lands on his face*
Feth.

*Horus, OT, Ra and Quetz help Zerg get the butter tank off Benny*

*Standing on head*
Now. Who needed a vacation idea?

OOC: Sorry I had to go afk. And yeah, corporal hardly tries to fight.

Quiet the hostilities, these are my BODYGUARDS I wanted to introduce you to. Because they're my friends that I enjoy spending company with, I enjoy spending company with you lot...
*for the most part*

So I decided to mingle my two friend groups. Tut tut, so easy to draw a gun on me.

*the four Scions float with grav chutes, two holding the commissar*

I also knew you'd be hostile, and my assumptions were correct.
*glare*
Such a warm thank you for finding your husband and covering for you when the Lord commissar and city governor wanted your HEAD for causing such a fething catastrophe. The one the local news has labeled as a Martian armed incursion. The pdf is on edge and two battlefleets had to be directed to here to make sure the skitarii weren't attacking when you pulled up with those titans!

So you accusing me of starting hostilities and threatening me for making everything hostile when you were the ones that jumped the gun, well let's just say it is obvious who is a bit too defensive.

*thumps lasgun stock against a crate noisily*
That's enough Hunter. She made a mistake and she atoned for it. Let it go.

Attoned for it? ATTONED FOR IT!?! You think she can easily attone for all the lives and property lost? You think she can easily attone after ruining my entire search of the assassin by disregarding my repeated, explicit request to not get involved which led to all the situations that I had to work tooth and nail, calling in every favor I had to keep her safe from imperial punishment and got me and yarrick wounded because we got distracted.

And this is how you repay me? WK if it wasn't for me, we'd still be wondering who the real you would be. You both believe you are such paragons and infallible it's sickening to see your ignorance. You yourself disrespect MY authority because you can simply hide behind your wife's skirt. Do not dare threaten me.

You both know nothing of attonement.

 theplahunter wrote:
Attoned for it? ATTONED FOR IT!?! You think she can easily attone for all the lives and property lost? You think she can easily attone after ruining my entire search of the assassin by disregarding my repeated, explicit request to not get involved which led to all the situations that I had to work tooth and nail, calling in every favor I had to keep her safe from imperial punishment and got me and yarrick wounded because we got distracted.

And this is how you repay me? WK if it wasn't for me, we'd still be wondering who the real you would be. You both believe you are such paragons and infallible it's sickening to see your ignorance. You yourself disrespect MY authority because you can simply hide behind your wife's skirt. Do not dare threaten me.

You both know nothing of attonement.

I do not believe myself to be a paragon of anything. What I do know is that you are coming dangerously close to making a mistake "sir". I would kindly suggest you back off, else things are going to get nasty

Oh hunter by the way, I found the assassin again.

*Points at a crayon map*

Benny was the only person with something to draw with.

She's probably moving north.

I will deal with the assassin later.

You grow way too big for your own abilities WK. Remember that before you grow TOO ignorant.