Is Keanu Reeves Immortal?

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**Gwar!**

Discuss.

I have to say, I am convinced.

**Monster Rain**

I think you have made a terrible mistake in putting this on the internet Gwar!

I'm sure this is just another internet gag, Mr. Reeves...

**Soladrin**

I believe o.o

**Deadshane1**

From the dawn of time we came, moving silently down through the centuries living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the gathering where the few who remain will battle to the last. Noone has ever known we were among you...

....until now.

....whoa!

**Soladrin**

Other explanation. Bill en Ted really did get that time machine.

**WarOne**

It is the only explanation for me to be convinced that he knows kung-fu, for it would take him 400 years just to learn it, despite the fact we all know he does not know it.

**dietrich**

Somewhere, there's a portrait in an attic that is taking acting lessons.

**Ahtman**

I know he gave 50 of the 70 million he got from the Matrix movies to the wardrobe and make-up department from the films.

**LunaHound**

Neo , I believe!

**Erasoketa**

I fething knew it! He's the Chosen One!

**The Dreadnote**

Well, I'm convinced.

**VikingScott**

I lol'd upon seeing this.

**DarkAngelsRK**

Strange coincidence?

Love your avatar BTW Dreadnote. Just watched Serenity last night. Sorry for OT.

**malfred**

Here, we are! Born to be kings!

We are the princes of the universe.

**BrookM**

You'd think when he's around that long he'd improve on those acting skills.

**malfred**

Maybe he's holding back an eternity's worth of emotion.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

All hail the new god of world!

**caddock**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io0BqClHuPE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5leuZMF1eXE

keanu as a kid....I know I'm a spoil sport.

**Honersstodnt**

probably a different kid... that the real reeves killed and ate when he became old enough he could step in and take his place.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

**The Dreadnote**

Also, I hear that if you kill him, you become him.

**Gitzbitah**

Alright- someone with more skill than I needs to find or photoshop Keanu into a kilt so that he can claim his immortality properly.

I am convinced that Reeves is a Highlander. How else could his career have survived Johnny Mnemonic?

**Albatross**

This is the fething stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Amusing though.

**TyraelVladinhurst**

immortal eh? he isn't one of my kind if he were i'd have hunted him, so it's gotta be the Dorian Gray syndrome

**Erasoketa**

The Dreadnote wrote:Also, I hear that if you kill him, you become him.

Kind of, Mr Anderson.

**KingCracker**

malfred wrote:Here, we are! Born to be kings!

We are the princes of the universe.

I am IMMORTAL! I have inside me blood of kings!

This is funny. But the resemblance is really pretty striking to say the least.

**Nightwatch**

Erasoketa wrote:
The Dreadnote wrote:Also, I hear that if you kill him, you become him.

Kind of, Mr Anderson.

it's interesting because there's a teacher at my school who looks like he was possessed too.