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Victorraven wrote:

Balance wrote:Basically, they should have flags in the item database for "Not for Sale" or "hidden" (or both!) but they don't, so they use the cheap kludge of a price no sane person would pay for the parts.

...Ah but what if they dooo?

"We got more money than Davey Crocket" - Forrest Gump.

Victorraven wrote:

Balance wrote:Basically, they should have flags in the item database for "Not for Sale" or "hidden" (or both!) but they don't, so they use the cheap kludge of a price no sane person would pay for the parts.

...Ah but what if they dooo?

offhand, if you want to give GW $9,999 (or 9,999 pounds, which is even scarier!) I think you should get free delivery, by the studio member of your choice, who will also trim the flash and maybe throw in an a new hobby knife blade so you don't hurt yourself.

For an extra 10 you can kick the studio guy where it hurts.

Balance wrote:For an extra 10 you can kick the studio guy where it hurts.

Depends on who shows up...

Hmm...

$10k USD to kick Gav in the nuts? Totally not worth it.

OTOH, if I could *knee* Tom Kirby, Muay Thai style, I'd have a chance of shattering a testicle (or two). That might be worth it...

Hmm...

JohnHwangDD wrote:Hmm...

$10k USD to kick Gav in the nuts? Totally not worth it.

OTOH, if I could *knee* Tom Kirby, Muay Thai style, I'd have a chance of shattering a testicle (or two). That might be worth it...

Hmm...

For Tom Kirby... well I'm sure you'd have success if you started a donation drive on Dakka.

JohnHwangDD wrote:Hmm...

$10k USD to kick Gav in the nuts? Totally not worth it.

OTOH, if I could *knee* Tom Kirby, Muay Thai style, I'd have a chance of shattering a testicle (or two). That might be worth it...

Hmm...

It's $20k USD. £10k GBP...

Still worth it?

Well, it *is* Tom Kirby... And shattering his nuts means he won't be producing any more progeny...

As Asmodai notes, if we start a collection, it's no problem to raise the funds. But as a group effort, I'd be willing to give up the personal satisfaction of taking the shot in exchange for finding a group champion who'll drive them all the way up into his throat.

Isn't it a free-kick per customer?

Representing an entity, we could make some kind of machine that, while sentient (and for whom the miniature was bought), has as a main perk a "kicker"/roshambooer (i.e. big metal boot) with the combined force of Dakka, which would be about 1/1000 of a Norris. That would be enough to send planet Earth out of orbit, and hopefully it would put good Mr. Kirby a galaxy away from GW.

I'm going to regret asking this... But who's Tom Kirby and what horrible things has he done?

Aduro wrote:But who's Tom Kirby and what horrible things has he done?

1. Former CEO of GW.
2. All of them.

BYE