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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 19:14:33
Subject: Re:Cruise ship attacked
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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You're British. Hey you brought up the part of Britain thing  . Last I saw Lime, er English still has Scotland "voluntarily" as part of GB.
Yaaa Cann Tek Ouwereerll Livess But Yu'll nevourer Take Our FrreeDUM!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 19:21:57
Subject: Cruise ship attacked
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Aye, well, it was their frigid Queen that didn't sprog you know! (Queen Elizabeth)
Did you know, that in the UK, our Post Boxes have the name of the Monarch at the time of their installation on them? The Scots objected so much to ERII on them, that several were blown up. Why?
Queen Elizabeth is NOT the second Queen Elizabeth of Great Britain, only of England and Wales. When King James VI of Scotland took the English throne, he was called James I. Odd that!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 19:24:41
Subject: Re:Cruise ship attacked
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Thats why we left, we couldn't figure out the "King Bob of this" and "Queen Strudel of that" and just said  that we're outta here.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 19:29:33
Subject: Cruise ship attacked
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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That and we didn't want your Puritan nonsense any longer. Should have seen the Parties we had when you all sailed away....
The rest of you were common criminals sent on the Hulks! Dirty, dirty criminals.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 19:36:21
Subject: Cruise ship attacked
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Exactly-Soccer Hooligans of the 1770s. Then all the good people ended up being Transported to Australia. Oh well.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 19:40:53
Subject: Cruise ship attacked
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Hardly Football (for that is it's name) Hooligans matey.
More petty thieves and mentalists. We didn't want them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 19:47:45
Subject: Cruise ship attacked
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Like I said. The best people kicked out to Amurika then Austaraliaah.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 19:53:11
Subject: Cruise ship attacked
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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The Irish invented Scotland.
HA!
On topic: Those pirates are getting a bit more publicity these days. Wonder how long it will be until there's a major tragedy involving them?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 19:54:46
Subject: Cruise ship attacked
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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No, no they didn't.
There was an indigenous population here before the Irish arrived.
And please, don't call us Celts. That term first appeared in a New Age manual back in the 1700's.....Never cropped up before. The Romans always referred to the native population as Britanni.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 20:12:07
Subject: Cruise ship attacked
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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Did I call you celts?
I'm looking...
Looking...
Huh, don't think I did.
The celts were real, a unified celtic culture with swirly patterns and enlightened bards is a fiction. The celts were in france, it's dubious as to whether they were in the isles as much as is popularised.
Who cares what the romans called anyone?
Of course there was an indigenous population, but a lot of the population are descended from people who trekked over from ireland.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 20:12:46
Subject: Cruise ship attacked
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Frazzled wrote:Exactly-Soccer Hooligans of the 1770s. Then all the good people ended up being Transported to Australia. Oh well.
With hindsight it would have made more sense to keep the criminals here and for everyone else to move.
And we can't take all the credit for America, many mainland European communists, anarchists and other "undesirables" fled there too. Whole country is built on a fine tradition of draft dodging and similar !
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 20:18:36
Subject: Cruise ship attacked
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Da Boss wrote:Did I call you celts?
I'm looking...
Looking...
Huh, don't think I did.
The celts were real, a unified celtic culture with swirly patterns and enlightened bards is a fiction. The celts were in france, it's dubious as to whether they were in the isles as much as is popularised.
Who cares what the romans called anyone?
Of course there was an indigenous population, but a lot of the population are descended from people who trekked over from ireland.
Didn't say you did, though I see where my post was misleading. It was in case anyone else labelled us with the misnomer.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 20:22:21
Subject: Cruise ship attacked
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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Like yourself, I'm touchy about it. We get at least as much of that bollocks as ye do.
Damn 18th century aristocrats and their romanticising the past.
Celts didn't even call themselves celts, same way the irish never called ireland a country until it was conquered. It was 5 different countries all at war with each other up until then.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 20:45:34
Subject: Re:Cruise ship attacked
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Canaan wrote:The French won something?
It did take 100 years.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 20:59:08
Subject: Cruise ship attacked
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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True that.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 22:04:49
Subject: Cruise ship attacked
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Dominating Dominatrix
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This thread is awesome
One would think that the increasing pirate activity should trigger some sort of Ninja invasion.
Also: how does a Zombiepocalypse work on the ocean?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 22:20:33
Subject: Cruise ship attacked
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Well the zombies just pile up on the bottom of the ocean until the top of the pile reaches nearby shipping. Fortunately we have the new AR-15 chainsaw launchers in case of that contingency/chainsaw Bear. Plus Jaws has proven impervious to Zombie attack.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 23:12:56
Subject: Re:Cruise ship attacked
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Dominating Dominatrix
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you sure about that...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 23:34:09
Subject: Cruise ship attacked
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Pirate ninja zombies.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/02 23:59:33
Subject: Cruise ship attacked
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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1st dibs on Yamato and Musashi when they rise from the oceans to prey on the cruiser lines.
M.
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/03 00:39:50
Subject: Re:Cruise ship attacked
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Major
far away from Battle Creek, Michigan
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Remember when the Iranian blow-up rafts captured all those British sailors? The Royal Navy better stay the hell away from Somalia.
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PROSECUTOR: By now, there have been 34 casualties.
Elena Ceausescu says: Look, and that they are calling genocide.
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