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Two of the top five threads in the fluff section are now both off topic and include turtles, I love it!


...Oh, and we're on to page two!

Spaze mareenz are so cheap that they make peoples go off topic for 2 pages

hhmmmmm (taps chin thoughtfully) I have an idea for a new thread

"You know when your threads Off-Topic when ..."

Is it time to unleash the turtle pie?

It's Always time for turtle pie

Threads like this are why I haven't killed myself yet.

Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?

no... your not... I'm sorry, but we're going to have to ask that you leave all of your warhammer on the table, and exit the building.

I'm sorry, there's no other way

Now where is that turtle pie picture... along with its two guardians (Chuck Norris and Mr. T)?

Well here's Mr. T

Bwarharhar

The stage is set for the top 3 threads to be started by Arihiman and all contain turtles and pie... My master plan is coming to to fruition!
MWUHAHA!!!

I think congratulations are in order...

speaking of order... who wants some pie?

Did someone say pie?
Well, this is more of a muffin but, well it has turtles so it's all good.

God Of Yams wrote:Did someone say pie?
Well, this is more of a muffin but, well it has turtles so it's all good.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

I now think that the 'fluff for nutters' forum needs to be renamed the 'turtle pie for non-nutters' forum.

And then my masterplan will be complete! MWAHAHAHA!

I have now founded the Church of the Children of Turltle Pie.

Mass is at 8 behind the dumpster

We are serving turtle pie

*best movie trailer narrator voice* ahem! In a world of turtle pie, one reptile will gather his followers, and thus begin the revolution of...
TORTOISE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have legs, so we'll kick your ass

Heretic!!! BURN THE HERETIC!!!!

Fool! We have Chuck Norris, and Mr. T, with steven colbert playing defense.

And flippers are sharp!

So we're gonna cut you!

I have found another willing knight protector of the turtle pie!

P4NC4K3, my you burn in the firey hell of turtle pielessnesss. Burn, Heretic, BURN!

I think it is time for the crusade.

UNLEASH THE GUARDIANS ON THIS UNREPENTANT FOO!

It is no use! by the time your puny flippers get you to our fortress of impenetrable evil, we will be well prepared

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

We also have an anti A-team shield!

plus, to counter Chuck Norris, we have *deep breath*
Gandalf the Grey
and Gandalf the White
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
and Benito Mussolini
and the Blue Meanie
and Cowboy Curtis
and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill s. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan

They all came outta nowhere lightning fast, and they kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass
(see Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny)

He's just pretending. Besides, we've still got Mr. T and he's not even IN the ultimate showdown. Ha! Take that, turtleless heretic!

I grow tired of this heretic, not only do we have Mr. T and Chuck Norris, we also have other allies who have pledged their support. Most notably Stephen Colbert and Brock Samson. His pitiful gathering of what he calls "warriors" is pathetic, stand by for purging.

Excuse me, if you read the turtle pie blogg you will find that that was typed by a stranger, (who later turned out to be my evil alter-ego 3K4CN4P) LO! I HAVE BEEN RAISED FROM THE PITS OF THE TORTOISE ON WINGS... I MEAN FLIPPERS OF SALVATION!
although this whole thing is a bit weird for me, i'm more of a Terrapin person myself, they are peaceful creatures, and live a happy, unconcerned existence in the balance of harmony bla bla bla I shall depart this plain and live in harmonious euphoria amongst the Terrapins, I shall return to you as an immortal being of infinite wisdom, I bid thee farewell, mortals, who are so obsessed with your hate that thou doest not see...

BTW if you're wondering, the password the the fortress is Taco

Besides turtles, the Vulkan Cheese-stan Termie army is absolutely cheese-tastic. My buddy runs the current config @ 1500 points

HQ
Vulkan Cheese-stan

Elites
10 Termies Thunderhammer/Stormshields
10 Termies Thunderhammer/Stormshields
10 Termies Thunderhammer/Stormshields

Troops
5 man scout squad
5 man Scout Squad w/Thellion

I've seen this army eat everyone up around.

Last i played against it I had a Troop of BoyZ charge in for attacks

Shooting phase = 18 slugga shots, 6 big shoota shots, and 1 Rokkit. His 10 Termie squad saved on all.

18 slugga/choppa boys: 2 attacks, + 1 for 2weapons, +1 for charge=72 attacks

3 speacial weapon boys (2 big shootas, and 1 rokkit launcher): 2 attacks, + 1 for charge=9 attacks

1 Nob w/pk: 3 attacks, + 1 for 2weapons, +1 for Charge=5 attacks

a grand total of 86 attacks. 27 wounds were caused. Only 4 Terminators died.

When he returned attacks I had had lost all but the Nob and 4 Boyz and we were off and running.

The re-rolls on the thunderhammers plus the low saves of the storm shields made even having a power klaw useless. 5 attacks, 4 hits, 4 wounds, and he rolled three 4s and one 3.

Nasty business

queston what sauce goes well with turtle-pie? is BBQ sauce too strong?




http://gennady.deviantart.com/art/Sauce-Weasels-16486644

this thread is funny but its even more funny that the OP hasnt posted for awhile. and i dont even remember what this tread is about all i can think of is turtles and pie.

Deathmachine wrote:this thread is funny but its even more funny that the OP hasnt posted for awhile. and i dont even remember what this tread is about all i can think of is turtles and pie.

You think THIS is funny, check out Shrike78's Turtle Pie Blogg and join the crusade.(All Hail the Eternal Turtle Pie)

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/226065.page
Bringing the light of Trutle Pie to the masses.