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As long as it's a good ol' fashioned FALCON PUNCH!

It's got so much Vitamin C and antioxidants, IT'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!

FALCON PUNCH!

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Falcon Punch may not be right for everyone. Side-effects may include asploded head, intense nose-bleeding, still-functioning organs within stools, pain, and Chuck Norris. Contact your local Captain Falcon for your perscription.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:YAY! a fellow stand up comic! My sugestion would be for you to use universial funny jokes (like poop) and then add in more adult (relationship) comedy.

Nah, I fancy more Stream of Consciousness comedy. See my thread 'Just How Happy is Larry?' for an example of my own brand if idiot bufoonery! Too many 'comedians' I can't stand just resort to crude knob gags. Unless you're the frankly inexplicable Russell Brand, whose entire comedy routine can be summed up thusly.

Step 1 : Pick Subject.
Step 2 : Be rude about subject.
Step 3 : Swear a bit.
Step 4 : Mention your manhood
Step 5 : Mention how much sex you claim to get but is never actually backed up with any tangible proof.
Step 6 : Swear some more.
Step 7 : Mention your manhood once more.
Step 8 : And again just in case anyone missed the first two times.
Step 9 : Best chuck in a bit more swearing.
Step 10 : Fin.

Chrysaor686 wrote:The people that follow the 'Church of Turtle Pie'?

Worst internet meme ever.

What he said!

warpcrafter wrote:

Chrysaor686 wrote:The people that follow the 'Church of Turtle Pie'?

Worst internet meme ever.

What he said!

Kill the Pie!

chaplaingrabthar wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:

Chrysaor686 wrote:The people that follow the 'Church of Turtle Pie'?

Worst internet meme ever.

What he said!

Kill the Pie!

Oh no...

I've created a monster.

In trying to bring down a meme, I have formed an entirely new one.

Within this thread lies sinners and hereitics...

CLEANSE AND PURGE!
(by the turtle)

Worship the giant spaghetti monster
convert to pastafarianism!!

Septic wrote:Worship the giant spaghetti monster
convert to pastafarianism!!

LOL!

There actually is a church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Not that I'm saying it's not heretical to the Pie.

http://www.venganza.org/
Witness it's noodleyness and repent!

Repent in favour of turtle pie of course. Anything else would be heresy and the turtlequizition would have to come and get you.

What the hell? How did my thread come to this. Dear god, I've created a monster.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:YAY! a fellow stand up comic! My sugestion would be for you to use universial funny jokes (like poop) and then add in more adult (relationship) comedy.

Nah, I fancy more Stream of Consciousness comedy. See my thread 'Just How Happy is Larry?' for an example of my own brand if idiot bufoonery! Too many 'comedians' I can't stand just resort to crude knob gags. Unless you're the frankly inexplicable Russell Brand, whose entire comedy routine can be summed up thusly.

Step 1 : Pick Subject.
Step 2 : Be rude about subject.
Step 3 : Swear a bit.
Step 4 : Mention your manhood
Step 5 : Mention how much sex you claim to get but is never actually backed up with any tangible proof.
Step 6 : Swear some more.
Step 7 : Mention your manhood once more.
Step 8 : And again just in case anyone missed the first two times.
Step 9 : Best chuck in a bit more swearing.
Step 10 : Fin.

I can't do that, I can only do them at my classes meetings, at the end of the month so that people can mellow out before the cycle starts over again. I get told by people that my jokes would be funnier if I was allowed to curse. But I can't.