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2009/02/16 00:26:30
Subject: Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Booming Thunderer
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ur mamma's so fat obi-wan said thats no moon.........thats yo mamma!!!!
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It's not the size of the beard that matters......It's the size of the bloody axe  
92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig! |
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2009/02/16 00:28:46
Subject: Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Booming Thunderer
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Yo mamma's so hairy sh only speaks wookie!!!
rargghh rarghh!!
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It's not the size of the beard that matters......It's the size of the bloody axe
92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig! |
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2009/02/16 00:31:46
Subject: Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Booming Thunderer
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yo mamma's so fat Jabba the hut said Whoooooaaa you got a big ass.!!
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It's not the size of the beard that matters......It's the size of the bloody axe
92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig! |
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2009/02/16 00:35:42
Subject: Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Booming Thunderer
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yo mamam's lips are so big Mick jagger said whaoo youve got some big ass lips!!
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It's not the size of the beard that matters......It's the size of the bloody axe
92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig! |
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2009/02/16 22:13:41
Subject: Re:Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Been Around the Block
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make your opponent real uncomfortable....wisper to yourself so he/she can barely hear you " I swear, if i loose one more game im going to kill myself."
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 (cadian 8th) WIP
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I sold off my older armies...they consisted of
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:looks through white dwarf:
"god i suck at painting" |
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2009/02/16 22:19:57
Subject: Re:Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Battleship Captain
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To make them uncomfortable.....
Sidle up to their l;eft shoulder, put your chin on it, and whispher in their ear "Oh yes. Hurt me more Snake. HURT ME MOPRE!"
If it's a female, this can eb misinterpreted, so be careful.
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2009/02/16 22:27:52
Subject: Re:Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Regisimus wrote:make your opponent real uncomfortable....wisper to yourself so he/she can barely hear you " I swear, if i loose one more game im going to kill myself."
I personally would take that as encouragement, but then, I'm such an A-hole!
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2009/02/16 22:30:01
Subject: Re:Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Battleship Captain
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warpcrafter wrote:Regisimus wrote:make your opponent real uncomfortable....wisper to yourself so he/she can barely hear you " I swear, if i loose one more game im going to kill myself."
I personally would take that as encouragement, but then, I'm such an A-hole!
Are you by any chance every jerk that has ever made me consider murder? No... crap.
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2009/02/23 18:36:34
Subject: Re:Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You may have slaughtered me that turn,but I bet you
can't shove a fruit pastille up your whotsit without
smiling.....
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2009/02/24 19:00:30
Subject: Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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"your mom needs to roll for morale."
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"dude, get off my mom, I just got off yours."
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah.  One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
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2009/02/25 14:54:48
Subject: Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Mindless Spore Mine
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A chav run in the store and shouted your all a bunch of geeks
the best response was: yeah i may be a geek but also a marine and 3 times your size
he ran out alot quicker than i though possible as the marine pretended he was about to chase him 
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8000pts
3500pts 
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2009/02/26 13:54:31
Subject: Re:Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Implacable Black Templar Initiate
In your base, killing your dudes
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WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
And I should care why?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/02/26 13:55:55
Doesn't matter what it is or what it is intended to do. If you add a chainsaw to it then it is instantly better!
Elemental Cheese "The only good Mandalorians were Jango Fett, who actually got gak done, and Canderous Ordo, who looks like Sly Marbo." |
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2009/03/10 19:49:19
Subject: Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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You're a...well you...I've got nothing.
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2009/03/10 23:22:42
Subject: Re:Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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"Rolling for Death Star laser attack" *Rolls random amount of dice*
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2009/03/11 18:43:11
Subject: Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Bad news for you, that unit was carrying a nuke. Now let me just put down my D6 + 6 blast radius plate... of course it doesn't affect my men, that would be a stupid piece of wargear if it did now wouldn't it.
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2009/03/11 22:46:39
Subject: Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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halonachos wrote:Bad news for you, that unit was carrying a nuke. Now let me just put down my D6 + 6 blast radius plate... of course it doesn't affect my men, that would be a stupid piece of wargear if it did now wouldn't it.
LOLOL, no apoc blast plates? get the 15" one XD
Also, a tau battlesuit CAN equip himself with a bomb 
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2009/03/11 22:49:39
Subject: Re:Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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"Yeap, so you wipe out that unit of fire warriors, now my tau commander can equip every single weapon from that squad and fire all of them in the same phase while moving, as stated in the 5th editon tau codex"
"What, you haven't read the new tau codex? NO, you can't read mine, get your own" ;p
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2009/03/11 22:51:56
Subject: Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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I like my model's better, they don't reek of failure...
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2009/03/12 03:39:55
Subject: Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Beast of Nurgle
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"yeah, thats true...but at least i get laid" follow briskly with a solid backhand if nessesary
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death gard  5000ish
lizardmen:: 2000
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2009/03/12 15:07:40
Subject: Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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"Your mom doesn't count." to above.
To superscope I said blast radius not diameter. Double the maximum for about a 24" blast plate.
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2009/03/12 17:18:55
Subject: Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Lethal Lhamean
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plan a: sticks and stones can break my bones but dice can never hurt me
rolls ones
Fk!
plan b: your mum
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2009/03/12 18:23:26
Subject: Re:Things You'd say as a Snappy Comeback
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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Right before the game (in a deep comanding scary voice)
"Today you face the Imperial Guard, Today you will die. Not by lasguns, or plasma or tank rounds. Today you die by suffication and drowning, as we crush your lungs with our dead corpses and fill them with our spilled blood. Toady you may hold out some hope for victory. Dont"
It only works if you use the voice right.
Note: This doesnt work if you are not playing with your 3,000 pts of pure infantry guard
Enjoy
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5,000pts 1,000pts Hate with a passion  
 All hail Slannesh!! (He gave us lesbians!!)
GENERATION 7: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment
92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig. |
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