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1. "BREAK YOU SEF, FOO!!!"

"F*** you then!"

"You play 40k!"

"That's because you smell funny."

Say? Nay, do...

Chuckle slightly in an amused but primarily unconcerned way yet project a knowing almost arrogant smirk.

If he is insecure he will grow more frustrated believing you know something he doesn't.

If he is not insecure than he will think you are an idiot and grow overconfident.

My fav lately is "Oooooh man you better hope I roll ALOT of ones " from the warboss
or "ok THATS it I know I WAS going to charge said squad, but now Im going to make your Force Commander eat his own ass"

"Are you sure you want to do that?"

I just use a few well-placed "ahem"'s at strategic points to throw my opponent off-guard.

GoFenris wrote:If he is not insecure than he will think you are an idiot and grow overconfident.

Way to look on the bright side.

Ha! I'm getting beaten up! Which means the guy beating me up has a false sense of security!

lifeafter wrote:"Are you sure you want to do that?"

Ancalagon The Black wrote:I just use a few well-placed "ahem"'s at strategic points to throw my opponent off-guard.

Exactly!

Orkeosaurus wrote:

GoFenris wrote:If he is not insecure than he will think you are an idiot and grow overconfident.

Way to look on the bright side.

Ha! I'm getting beaten up! Which means the guy beating me up has a false sense of security!

I was thinking at the beginning of a battle. Well, if I'm losing that's a different matter. If I'm losing I just chuckle uncomfortably and look nervous while I'm trying to decide how to best season my crow.

mmm, smelsss like fresh meat.

so you want to play like that do you?

looks like someones aching for a flashlight barbque.

I'm gonna make you Exterminatus this world no matter how high its tithe Aestimare!

"Thats O.K. I like mine better, it doesn't reek of failure."

Sorry, you're not my type.

"Not a good idea"

"Yeah well i'm undefeated". Can potentially backfire.

One turn before your immanent defeat you say, "I gotta get rid of these dice." or "It's all going according to plan! Mwa ha ha ha ha!"

Of course both of these options will brand you as unbalanced and weak.

Snide remark directed at you...

<chuckle> "How quaint."

Another snide remark...

<chuckle> "That's cute."

Next snide remark...

<chuckle> "You're funny."

If your opponant just won't stop.

<chuckle> "You're cute."

Works everytime. Sometimes too well.

Lukus83 wrote:"Yeah well i'm undefeated". Can potentially backfire.

Stelek?

yo mama sooooo ugly nurgle asked her for beauty Advice
yo mama sooooo Strange tzeench couldn't change her
yo mama sooooo angry she always makes Khorne cry
yo mama say slanesh and made it cry

Yo mama's so fat, she make an Imperator Titan look like a Warhound Titan.

I like, "Can I offer you some honest strategic advice?" when my opponent is making a move or aiming at a unit to shoot.

Followed by, "Ahh...nevermind; we'll see if you figure it out later."

"Hey man, I'm having trouble remembering how many D6 this unit rolls for difficult terrain. Do you know?"
"yeah.. YOUR FACE!! OOOO, sick burn!"

Typically gets a good round of laughs with my gaming group. It's kinda a zombie joke, it never dies and it keeps coming back when no one expects it and getting someone.

Well it usally pisses my opponents off every time they start talking,you put earphones in/on and start listening to your ipod.

One time to prove a point to a.. less than hygienic player, I started a game with him, then paused half way through deployment while he was watching. Then I sniffed the air, then my armpits and looked around and deployed another unit. After that I stopped and sniffed the air like I was trying to determine it's source and leaned his way across the table and sniffed then shook my head like someone plucked a nose hair and went back to playing the game. I never said anything about him, but he very clearly got the message.

themandudeperson wrote:One time to prove a point to a.. less than hygienic player, I started a game with him, then paused half way through deployment while he was watching. Then I sniffed the air, then my armpits and looked around and deployed another unit. After that I stopped and sniffed the air like I was trying to determine it's source and leaned his way across the table and sniffed then shook my head like someone plucked a nose hair and went back to playing the game. I never said anything about him, but he very clearly got the message.

Oh my God that's great. I've been lucky, I guess, in that everyone I've played has at least a nodding acquanitance with soap and deodorant.

I like to look at my opponet and ask them if they know what they call a Quarterpounder in France.

lifeafter wrote:"Are you sure you want to do that?"

I follow this up by shaking my head and remarking, "That's nuttier than squirrel poop." I usually get a laugh and then the 2nd guessing starts.

thalor

themandudeperson wrote:One time to prove a point to a.. less than hygienic player, I started a game with him, then paused half way through deployment while he was watching. Then I sniffed the air, then my armpits and looked around and deployed another unit. After that I stopped and sniffed the air like I was trying to determine it's source and leaned his way across the table and sniffed then shook my head like someone plucked a nose hair and went back to playing the game. I never said anything about him, but he very clearly got the message.

Lucky, there need so be a soapy purge at my flgs.

It's gotta b "so's your face" !!

or ' yea well... ur mums on the dole!'

"Uve been Gravelled"!!!!!!!

your mum steals G-Star off of the back of the lorry and flogs them for a fiver each