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I stubbed my toe once. It hurt for like, a minute.

Anung Un Rama wrote:

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Playing with my own tendons following a lost fight with a window and my brother (though that doesn't really count. I was dosed up on Morphine at the time)

Plus others, largely self inflicted in pursuit of erm, higher arts which I shan't say.

The flesh is soft and wielding, the bone is strong and eternal!

I'll probaly regret asking this, but what's a tendon? Are there pics of this incident?

On topic (the intended one, note the whole wasabi thing):
Only 35 days left till the my friendly neighbourhood game store closes down for good.

Tendons are the bodies pullies what make things like Fingers flex. Interestingly, there are no muscles in the fingers, only tendons.

When my wrist was gashed down to the bone, I was able to put the fingers of the other hand in operate the tendons manually. Amazing fun, probably not that hot an idea. But they gave me the morphine, it was their choice!

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:

Tendons are the bodies pullies what make things like Fingers flex. Interestingly, there are no muscles in the fingers, only tendons.

Yep quite right. I have a friend who can puppet someone else's fingers just from squeezing their forearm. Its pretty cool. Feels weird through.

O...kay....ehm....I think an "eeeewwwwwww" is in order....

Ha! You lily livered wuss pants!

Mind you, my thumb still isn't right. Try to give a thumbs up, it goes about halfway at an angle.

I broke three ribs on my left side when I was removing a tin roof from an old house. I fell through the rotting roof and landed on my side over the back of a truck bed. See-saw like.

Then, six months later, doing the same thing, I fell and and landed on the right side. It was only one break and a fracture.

I have since stopped working on roofs.



Edit: I can't spell worth a damn.

I once saw a kid at school split his scrotum open.

He was retrieving a Tennis ball from the Gym roof, dreeped down to get back on the ground, using a convenient safety pole as footing.

Feet slipped. One went left, one went right, entire body weight landed on the Nadsack, and the rest was painful....

lol.... my cousin just told me my Ork Killa Kan only end with $11 bid.


Is it really that awful and worthless!??

Guess it is, cant argue with the facts lol


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BloodofOrks wrote:Mine when I was seventeen. I had felt awful the day before and the night before it happened I looked through a medical book my parents had and found an index of symptoms. I matched my symptoms with a page number and low and behold: appendicitis. I woke up my parents and asked to be driven to the hospital. They told me to go back to sleep. The next day while walking to work, I collapsed. Some Mexican day laborers saw me lying in the street and woke me up and helped me home. I went straight to the hospital and was rushed into surgery.

Not to be racist.... Mexican Day Laborers? you should know that to be politically correct (which I hate being) it's Latin American Day laborers.

PCness is just lame crap to cover up the bigger crime.

Anyway, fark all to do at work today, I am gonna procrastanate for awhile and then do this one ferking account thingee and bugger off home!!!!

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Wasabi in eye. Quite possibly the only thing more painful, is giving birth. Just ask your parents. Well, the one that gave birth to you. If your most intense pain is spicy in eye, you are very lucky indeed.

Bless! So innocent!

I can think of many things a great deal more painful, some of which I have experienced first hand. But those are not for a public messaging board.

I bet your mother would beg to differ. If you don't believe me, eat a football. Then try and poop it out. That's about the closest your gonna get.

Women don't have knackers, get 9 months warning, and don't have to watch it on a daily basis.

I've heard childbirth compared to ejaculating a baked potato. No ta.

Alright, I didn't say ti was the most painful, just ONE of THE MOST painful. I can say my brother had something pretty crappy. He broke his middle finger. Was all purpley and gross. it wouldn't bend straight for about two, three months, so he couldn't flip me off with that hand. My most painful........ About four, five years ago my brother samshed my head into his computer chair, and my dad yelled at ME! I couldn't hear or see outa my left side for about two hours after, and then had the most annoying ringing sound. But my plot for revenge is getting closer and closer to fruition. Just another couple a years.

P.S: I am Tznecchh. Fo' realsies.

Its been weeks and im still gluing the shipment i received from jadefalcon lol

I feel the glue is killing my brain cells steadily.
Getting dumber each day T-T

luna, dye your hair blonde to make yourself an excuse

and yea, after putting together 6 black reach boxes i did get a bit dizzy XD

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

BloodofOrks wrote:Mine when I was seventeen. I had felt awful the day before and the night before it happened I looked through a medical book my parents had and found an index of symptoms. I matched my symptoms with a page number and low and behold: appendicitis. I woke up my parents and asked to be driven to the hospital. They told me to go back to sleep. The next day while walking to work, I collapsed. Some Mexican day laborers saw me lying in the street and woke me up and helped me home. I went straight to the hospital and was rushed into surgery.

Not to be racist.... Mexican Day Laborers? you should know that to be politically correct (which I hate being) it's Latin American Day laborers.

But these particular day laborers were Mexican. From Mexico. I know, because when I got better I saw them again and thanked them. Nice guys too.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:As I said in the quote, as a yoof I was extremely outdoorsy. Hiking, Tree Climbing, Rock Climbing. Was in the Scout Movement from Beaver to Venture Scout. I've crashed bikes, cars, fallen from high walls, been pretty active.

And not a single bone broken, because I'm ded 'ard!

Hahahahah.

'Beaver Scout' sounds like a derogatory term for 'Lesbian'.

That gave me a good laugh.

Anyway, seriously, Skateboarding will give you a whole new perspective on the ways you can injure yourself. Concrete is extremely unforgiving at anywhere over ten miles an hour, and I don't care how much damn milk you've consumed in your life. Not that you're interested, just letting you know that picking up Skateboarding will let you see the light. Don't know a single person who's been skateboarding for more than a year and hasn't broken a bone.

Your invincible claims will sound quite funny when you actually manage to break something.

'Beaver Scout' sounds like a derogatory term for 'Lesbian'.

this actually made me laugh
guess i need to grow up a bit more and stop laughing at things like this



also, if you need to know a quick and easy way of getting hurt, take up trials biking, ok, its pretty short lived, but it can be fun




Edit:

Your invincible claims will sound quite funny when you actually manage to break something.

trapping a finger in a door and breaking it would be somewhat ironic after all this i guess?

Trapped hand in all sorts of thing, nothing so much as chipped!

lol, lucky

so far from what i remember:

broken ribs (car crash)
broken ribs again (hockey)
broken jaw (general night out)
broken fingers (all sorts of random ways, mainly night out again)
and broken arm (trials; learned that gravity is not to be defied )


after all the stuff i have done and been through i consider this lucky for me.
even after a stint out in iraq i didnt suffer 1 injury except a few cuts and bruises lol

Just a thought , we all know Orks evolved through weird spore and DNA , genetics etc etc mumble jumble.

So is the "red goes fasta" some how imprinted when their ancestors see fast speeders go fast and crash / splat with blood and gore splashed all over it?

LunaHound wrote:
Just a thought , we all know Orks evolved through weird spore and DNA , genetics etc etc mumble jumble.

So is the "red goes fasta" some how imprinted when their ancestors see fast speeders go fast and crash / splat with blood and gore splashed all over it?

I think the old fluff was that feral orks painted their boars with their enemy's blood, and that's why orks paint their vehicles red later on.

im not sure luna, i allways thought it was simply just an ork view

allthough, in an old acticle it says that captured ork weapons do not work.
they seem to only work for the orks due to a belief that they will work.
guessing the red paint works kinda like this.

or maybe even something to do with waaagh energy.


anyways, work in 4 hours (yay! -_-)
so im off to bed, got 2 hours sleep last night and need more tonight.


G'night all and have fun

Well, we have higher premiums, so don't have a womans crash.....HAVE A MANCRASH!

Zip Napalm wrote:

LunaHound wrote:
*Rage! so i was happily eating my favorite salmon sashimi with soysauce + wasabi earlier,

why does this have to happen???

I used chopstick to pick up a piece to dip , just as i lean forward to take a bite, the fish
slipped between the chopstick splash right into the bowl of wasabi soysauce.
Which then the sauce went into my face not sure if directly into eye.


You know , i have never felt such an intense pain .

You should mix it like my wife. Lump of wasabi and dash of soy, if it doesn't drip off the stick it's just right. I think she sees sushi as a wasabi delivery system.

Sushi IS a WASABI delivery system, though I mix my wasabi with Sweet & Sour or Eel sauce.

EDIT: And speaking of bad days, ever notice how kitchen knives are never sharp until they cut YOU?

Hehe, hey LordHat, my day was bad because I: 'Ji**ed my pants' hehe, geddit?

BloodofOrks wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

BloodofOrks wrote:Mine when I was seventeen. I had felt awful the day before and the night before it happened I looked through a medical book my parents had and found an index of symptoms. I matched my symptoms with a page number and low and behold: appendicitis. I woke up my parents and asked to be driven to the hospital. They told me to go back to sleep. The next day while walking to work, I collapsed. Some Mexican day laborers saw me lying in the street and woke me up and helped me home. I went straight to the hospital and was rushed into surgery.

Not to be racist.... Mexican Day Laborers? you should know that to be politically correct (which I hate being) it's Latin American Day laborers.

But these particular day laborers were Mexican. From Mexico. I know, because when I got better I saw them again and thanked them. Nice guys too.

Alright alright, I just don't want you getting a warning about your behaviour is all.

Speaking of injuries, I once broke an arm when I was 5 and knocked out two teeth when I was 10. That's about the worst physical injurie I had to endure so far.

ungulateman wrote:You'd envy my life......

I haven't broken a single bone in my body EVER.

Neither have I...we should form a club.

Not that I don't like using chopsticks, but if your chopstick skills are causing you pain, there's never a better time to conform to the western standard.

I can't use chopsticks, I'm too white.