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Nestle have a history of persuading 3rd world women not to breast feed (which confers immunities on their babies) and to use Nestle powdered milk instead (which confers diarrhoea on their babies.)

Never have a firework fight

Go out of your way to be politically incorrect.

No matter what's wrong with you; bald, fat, one arm, three arms, your head is on backwards, remember that whatever it is, it's somebody's fetish.

Ultrafool wrote:Never have a firework fight

Done it, it didn't end well, but it was really fun.

sebster wrote:No matter what's wrong with you; bald, fat, one arm, three arms, your head is on backwards, remember that whatever it is, it's somebody's fetish.

That thought should keep plenty of people out there from sleeping easy for at least a week.

warpcrafter wrote:Done it, it didn't end well, but it was really fun.

Thats Sig Material Right there.....

Instant personality guide:

Got a goatie beard? Got a personality defect!

Never put your trust in a man who wears slip on shoes.

sebster wrote:No matter what's wrong with you; bald, fat, one arm, three arms, your head is on backwards, remember that whatever it is, it's somebody's fetish.

Hahah that is by far the best up to now.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken gak.

If you're already skating on thin ice, you may as well tap-dance.

If you find yourself slipping into insanity - leap.

Kilkrazy wrote:Nestle have a history of persuading 3rd world women not to breast feed (which confers immunities on their babies) and to use Nestle powdered milk instead (which confers diarrhoea on their babies.)

Yeah, that's a bad thing. I'll go back to Abuelita, it has a hint of cinnamon.

One of my friends has said: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you sugar and water, that lemonade is going to suck."

Don't urinate on my back and tell me its raining.

Real psychos don't talk about killing people, they talk about torturing them.

Robin Williams: Everyone has a spark of insanity inside them, its just that some people choose to embrace it.

halonachos wrote:One of my friends has said: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you sugar and water, that lemonade is going to suck."

Rofl theat old saying makes a dam sight more sense now

Gonna have to sig that

Never have sex without a condom... unless trying for a baby.
Only kill someone if you can get away with it. i notice no one has asked about Shrike78 recently... hmmm?
If you must, tell the truth, and then run like hell.
Just because he looked clean does not mean he actually is.
Don't hit a police officer.
People are asshats. Get used to it.
Go to a gay bar if you're feeling depressed. You will never have more free drinks... and I was a busboy!
I right. You are wrong.
300 is actually kinda homoerotic.


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If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Unselfish people are the happiest people.

[win]

Frazzled wrote:When defending others, don't back down.

[/win]

Best.
Advice.
Ever.


Especially with those who can't properly defend themselves.


Eric


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halonachos wrote:Life's tough, its tougher if you're stupid.

They always mess up your order at the drive-through.

Anything, everything, and anyone in the universe CAN kill you.

Oh, and try to be optimistic.

So, do as you say, not as you do? ; )

Eric

When in doubt, give it a clout.

George Spiggott wrote:Instant personality guide:

Got a goatie beard? Got a personality defect!

Never put your trust in a man who wears slip on shoes.

Guilty on both counts. Evil monkey will be around to deal with you tonight.

DOn't mess with a raving horde of Jonas Bros fans. Not even once.

Never eat sandwiches while making more sandwiches at an intersection while calling your friends on your cell phone while watching your favorite episodes of your favorite TV show and operating a toaster.

Your crotch is a gravity well for toast crumbs. Always.

You will always puke chunky stuff out of your nose, and liquid out of your mouth.

You can say anything on the internet except 'marines are homosexual'. Trust me, I know.

The cup is half full.

Cheese Elemental wrote:
The cup is half full.

But what if someone poked a hole in it?

Friendly fire isn't.
Don't mess with Frazzled.
If your buddies are asleep/passed out, feel free to pull the shaving cream trick, or draw on their faces using canned cheese/marker.
Anything in life worth having is never easy.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
If your buddies are asleep/passed out, feel free to pull the shaving cream trick, or draw on their faces using canned cheese/marker.

Never been done to me but has been done to my Wife, and the Boy Wonder (tee hee)

Golden Eyed Scout wrote: Only kill someone if you can get away with it.

Don't hit a police officer.

... unless you kill him and can get away with it?!?

JohnHwangDD wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote: Only kill someone if you can get away with it.

Don't hit a police officer.

... unless you kill him and can get away with it?!?

Then use his uniform, and start your own Village People!


Stevie Wonder is awesome.
AIm high, but shoot low.
If you don't have high expectations, you will never be disappointed.
Jelly donuts are a universial peace offering.

Frying pans hurt. Alot.

Laxatives will only work when you're not within 500 metres of a toilet.

Cheese Elemental wrote:.

The cup is half full.

Why is your cup half full obviously your cup is using to much glass very inefficient

feth a lot of women, not one. feth a lotta women.

Taking a 30 minute nap after a hard day of school/work is allowed. DO not pull any pranks on someone in this state. They willwake up soon.