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2009/04/22 02:07:31
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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1. Take the dog to Mcdonalds
2. Use dog as club to bludgeon cashier
3. Make off with tasty Big macs
4. Tell responding officers the nieghbors told you the
cashier was a vampire (the sparkley variety)
5. Enjoy tasty meal at local "hospital"
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
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2009/04/22 02:39:07
Subject: What would you do?
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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halonachos wrote:
Vampires are only immortal till they get a stake through the heart, remember that.
Works for meatbags, too.
I'd sell the dog to get money to get food.
I'd sell the neighbour's dog, too.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2009/04/22 13:13:51
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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A stake through the heart, the universal way to kill everything.
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2009/04/22 13:24:33
Subject: Re:What would you do? (you have no money)
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2017/09/23 18:49:34
Bye bye Dakkadakka, happy hobbying! I really enjoyed my time on here. Opinions were always my own :-) |
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2009/04/22 15:23:46
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Where would you get the utensils to make the sign.
Best bet would be to rob a bank, go to jail and get fed and housed for free.
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2009/04/22 15:25:27
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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I didnt vote, there is no zombie option.
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I have never failed to seize on 4+ in my life!
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2009/04/22 20:30:53
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Wait... where the hell is the option to "Use dog as a prybar on pedestrian's wallets"?
I can say from experience, hobos with dogs get FAR more money than just hobos with dogstink. A poor, under-fed dog is enough to tug at anyone's sympathy gland.
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Iorek on Zombie Dong wrote:I know you'll all keep thinking about it. Admit it. Some of you may even make it your avatar
Yup. |
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2009/04/22 20:57:42
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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Sell the dog. Buy food+lottery ticket. Win lottery. Party.
And for vamipre killing, the Discworld perscribes lemons.
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2009/04/22 21:05:06
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
Under the Himalaiyan mountains
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Mekboy wrote:Sell the dog. Buy food+lottery ticket. Win lottery. Party.
And for vamipre killing, the Discworld perscribes lemons.
lol. Lemons and stealing socks...
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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2009/04/22 21:15:07
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Grumpy Longbeard
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AlexCage wrote:Wait... where the hell is the option to "Use dog as a prybar on pedestrian's wallets"?
I can say from experience, hobos with dogs get FAR more money than just hobos with dogstink. A poor, under-fed dog is enough to tug at anyone's sympathy gland.
It's a shame that people are more concerned about poor, under-fed dogs than poor, under-fed people.
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Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. |
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2009/04/23 11:40:35
Subject: Re:What would you do? (you have no money)
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Cold-Blooded Saurus Warrior
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I would become a vampire so that I understand them, then search for a cure.
I will use the cure to become human again.
And then I will use my knowledge of vampires to kill them for money.
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2009/04/23 12:28:08
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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i would send the dog out to hunt down stray chavs and emo's (possibly goths too)
why be a vamp in this day and age?
pick the wrong person and gratz, you just drunk liquid aids.
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 Suffused with the dying memories of Sanguinus, the warriors of the Death Company seek only one thing: death in battle fighting against the enemies of the Emperor. |
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2009/04/24 13:47:22
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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But vampires are supposed to be immune to everything, even fire. Talk about unbalanced, no one ever decided to play test vampires before they released them.
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2009/04/24 14:33:15
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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you didnt put down pickpoketing
or becoming a ninja
or a pirate
or a pirate-ninja
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/04/24 19:00:10
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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He said "hunt" with the dog. You can interpret that as hunting for money.
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2009/04/28 22:24:43
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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Deadshane1 wrote:I didnt vote, there is no zombie option.
This +1.
Zombies do not give a rats about steaks. Hopefully my dog could be a zombie dog, too. Then we could get the neighbors to join! Yay!
Zombies, unlike vampires, are very pro-social.
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