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2009/04/20 09:31:00
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Cold-Blooded Saurus Warrior
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If you were starving and you have only a dog, what would you do?
Edit:you have no money to buy food, to dog has no food
1. eat the dog
2. use the dog to hunt
3. whait until you starve to death
4. eat the neighbours
5. become a vampire and drink blood for the rest of your live
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This message was edited 8 times. Last update was at 2009/04/20 15:20:11
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2009/04/20 09:56:21
Subject: What would you do?
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Killer Klaivex
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Go to the supermarket and buy some food. Duh.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/20 09:59:55
Subject: What would you do?
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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5 is the obviouse choice.
Wait, rest of my life? does that mean
im still not immortal?
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2009/04/20 10:53:42
Subject: What would you do?
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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter
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I'd ask the dog to stop asking such ridiculous questions.
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2009/04/20 11:17:33
Subject: What would you do?
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Pyre Troll
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i choose 6
have the dog join me on a trip to the store
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2009/04/20 12:55:26
Subject: What would you do?
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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LunaHound wrote:5 is the obviouse choice.
Wait, rest of my life? does that mean
im still not immortal?
Vampires are only immortal till they get a stake through the heart, remember that.
I would have the dog go out and find some stimpaks.
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2009/04/20 14:38:50
Subject: What would you do?
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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halonachos wrote:LunaHound wrote:5 is the obviouse choice.
Wait, rest of my life? does that mean
im still not immortal?
Vampires are only immortal till they get a stake through the heart, remember that.
I would have the dog go out and find some stimpaks.
Not in Discworld!
There, they come back with a little blood onto their dust.
Hey, goffnob, make this question a poll
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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2009/04/20 14:43:03
Subject: What would you do?
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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mcfly wrote:halonachos wrote:LunaHound wrote:5 is the obviouse choice.
Wait, rest of my life? does that mean
im still not immortal?
Vampires are only immortal till they get a stake through the heart, remember that.
I would have the dog go out and find some stimpaks.
Not in Discworld!
There, they come back with a little blood onto their dust.
Hey, goffnob, make this question a poll
At that point I would have to stab the fether again, take the dust, put half the dust into holy water, and use the other half as filling for pixy sticks that I would give to people I don't like.
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2009/04/20 14:47:18
Subject: Re:What would you do?
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Cold-Blooded Saurus Warrior
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Edited the origial post.
It now contains a poll.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/04/20 14:50:05
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2009/04/20 14:57:29
Subject: What would you do?
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Hollerin' Herda with Squighound Pack
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whatwhat wrote:I'd ask the dog to stop asking such ridiculous questions.
I´d ask the dog for a bit of his dog food.
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2009/04/20 15:02:31
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Eat the dog. That's one less mouth to feed.
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2009/04/20 15:03:31
Subject: Re:What would you do? (you have no money)
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Cold-Blooded Saurus Warrior
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Edited it yet again.
The dog is starving as well.
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2009/04/20 15:18:55
Subject: Re:What would you do? (you have no money)
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
Under the Himalaiyan mountains
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goffnob deffsmakka wrote:Edited it yet again.
The dog is starving as well.
But that would mean that if you ate him you wouldn't get like, any food. I mean, he's skinny from being starving right? So vampire ftw.
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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2009/04/20 15:26:39
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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But if you become a vampire then people wouldn't like you, like in Elder Scrolls 4, they either think you're sick or kill you.
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2009/04/20 18:46:08
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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I'd eat my neighbours before I harmed my pooch!
Though I'd likely just go and steal a few meals. Easy enough if you're down on your luck and morals!
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2009/04/20 19:18:55
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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What if your neighbors don't have food?
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2009/04/21 00:51:49
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Grumpy Longbeard
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I'd go shoplifting.
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2009/04/21 00:54:34
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Killer Klaivex
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+1 for shoplifting.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/21 01:06:50
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Grey Knight Psionic Stormraven Pilot
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I would stake the dog out and wait for whatever comes to eat it, then have a great dinner. Oh yeah, and the neighbors better move away. Cause they could be on the menu too. Especially if they had been pissing me off because they are bad neighbors. I might stake the neighbors out too, and see what else comes along. If you could catch a bear or something nice and big like that, you could eat like a king. Plus, you would have a really great carpet.
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2009/04/21 03:54:01
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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give the dog to a friend that i know where it will get a good life
then if i ever got back on my feet i will try and get the dog back
edit:my bad i thought it was about homelessess
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/04/21 03:57:34
 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/04/21 04:22:48
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Madrak Ironhide
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Pimp the dog.
I mean, give it away or kill it.
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2009/04/21 04:39:37
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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I would starve to death.
Less work FTW.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/04/21 04:43:45
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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I would go to Greebynog 's house and bum off him and use his shoplifted things
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2009/04/21 04:48:31
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Grumpy Longbeard
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I'd much rather that than see you starve Luna.
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2009/04/21 05:15:09
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Killer Klaivex
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How romantic.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/21 05:19:08
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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i'd eat he neighbours food
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/04/21 06:03:58
Subject: Re:What would you do? (you have no money)
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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I would go squirrel fishing.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/04/21 20:08:43
Subject: Re:What would you do? (you have no money)
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Drone without a Controller
My Dark Tower Of Everlasting Doom
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I'd train my dog to break into houses and eat it's inhabitant's.
After that, he would let me in so I can rob all the food from the fridge.
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2009/04/21 20:11:39
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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How big is your dog?
It is an important detail you know.
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2009/04/21 21:08:48
Subject: What would you do? (you have no money)
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Krazy Grot Kutta Driva
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(Going Vampire fan fishing)
I would become a vampire although I would have fangs and only drink animal blood ohhhhh and sparkle like preety stuff.
(Yay come on fans come and bite you know you want to)
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