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What would you do?
eat the dog
use the dog to hunt
whait until you starve to death
eat the neighbours
become a vampire and drink blood for the rest of your life

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Cold-Blooded Saurus Warrior







If you were starving and you have only a dog, what would you do?
Edit:you have no money to buy food, to dog has no food

1. eat the dog
2. use the dog to hunt
3. whait until you starve to death
4. eat the neighbours
5. become a vampire and drink blood for the rest of your live

This message was edited 8 times. Last update was at 2009/04/20 15:20:11


 
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Go to the supermarket and buy some food. Duh.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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5 is the obviouse choice.
Wait, rest of my life? does that mean
im still not immortal?

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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter







I'd ask the dog to stop asking such ridiculous questions.

   
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Pyre Troll






i choose 6
have the dog join me on a trip to the store
   
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

LunaHound wrote:5 is the obviouse choice.
Wait, rest of my life? does that mean
im still not immortal?


Vampires are only immortal till they get a stake through the heart, remember that.

I would have the dog go out and find some stimpaks.
   
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati





Under the Himalaiyan mountains

halonachos wrote:
LunaHound wrote:5 is the obviouse choice.
Wait, rest of my life? does that mean
im still not immortal?


Vampires are only immortal till they get a stake through the heart, remember that.

I would have the dog go out and find some stimpaks.


Not in Discworld!
There, they come back with a little blood onto their dust.

Hey, goffnob, make this question a poll

"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands

Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
 
   
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

mcfly wrote:
halonachos wrote:
LunaHound wrote:5 is the obviouse choice.
Wait, rest of my life? does that mean
im still not immortal?


Vampires are only immortal till they get a stake through the heart, remember that.

I would have the dog go out and find some stimpaks.


Not in Discworld!
There, they come back with a little blood onto their dust.

Hey, goffnob, make this question a poll


At that point I would have to stab the fether again, take the dust, put half the dust into holy water, and use the other half as filling for pixy sticks that I would give to people I don't like.
   
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Cold-Blooded Saurus Warrior







Edited the origial post.
It now contains a poll.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/04/20 14:50:05


 
   
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whatwhat wrote:I'd ask the dog to stop asking such ridiculous questions.


I´d ask the dog for a bit of his dog food.

Blessed be the mind that is too small for doubt! 
   
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Sheffield, England

Eat the dog. That's one less mouth to feed.

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Cold-Blooded Saurus Warrior







Edited it yet again.
The dog is starving as well.
   
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati





Under the Himalaiyan mountains

goffnob deffsmakka wrote:Edited it yet again.
The dog is starving as well.

But that would mean that if you ate him you wouldn't get like, any food. I mean, he's skinny from being starving right? So vampire ftw.

"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands

Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
 
   
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

But if you become a vampire then people wouldn't like you, like in Elder Scrolls 4, they either think you're sick or kill you.
   
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I'd eat my neighbours before I harmed my pooch!

Though I'd likely just go and steal a few meals. Easy enough if you're down on your luck and morals!

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In your base, ignoring your logic.

What if your neighbors don't have food?
   
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Grumpy Longbeard






I'd go shoplifting.

Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. 
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

+1 for shoplifting.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Grey Knight Psionic Stormraven Pilot





Sacramento, CA

I would stake the dog out and wait for whatever comes to eat it, then have a great dinner. Oh yeah, and the neighbors better move away. Cause they could be on the menu too. Especially if they had been pissing me off because they are bad neighbors. I might stake the neighbors out too, and see what else comes along. If you could catch a bear or something nice and big like that, you could eat like a king. Plus, you would have a really great carpet.


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other:
give the dog to a friend that i know where it will get a good life
then if i ever got back on my feet i will try and get the dog back
edit:my bad i thought it was about homelessess

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Pimp the dog.

I mean, give it away or kill it.

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Minnesota

I would starve to death.

Less work FTW.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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I would go to Greebynog 's house and bum off him and use his shoplifted things

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I'd much rather that than see you starve Luna.

Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. 
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

How romantic.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant







i'd eat he neighbours food

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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
 
   
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I would go squirrel fishing.

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I'd train my dog to break into houses and eat it's inhabitant's.
After that, he would let me in so I can rob all the food from the fridge.









 
   
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How big is your dog?

It is an important detail you know.


 
   
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England.

(Going Vampire fan fishing)
I would become a vampire although I would have fangs and only drink animal blood ohhhhh and sparkle like preety stuff.
(Yay come on fans come and bite you know you want to)
   
 
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