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2009/06/10 08:32:19
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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BaronIveagh wrote:
Do I want to know what else is going on that cav base???
I havn't decided yet....any suggestions?
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2009/06/25 18:46:12
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Hellacious Havoc
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Ideas, yes. Suggestions? No...
Keeping my dirty thoughts to myself 
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2009/06/25 23:09:50
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Regular Dakkanaut
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RobPro wrote:Necron Wariors: 01001 100110 101001 01010010 10101001 1010100 1010001 0010101 0101012
Win
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Gwar: I'm going to quit while I can.
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2009/06/25 23:15:38
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Tough Treekin
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Sample my gene seed said the Space Marine to the Battle Sister.
Or just for sickening fun....2 daemonettes, 1 cup.
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When you give total control to a computer, it’s only a matter of time before it pulls a Skynet on you and you’re running for your life.
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2009/06/25 23:20:33
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Solahma
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Tau: Only together will we prosper.
IG: I'm just saying, we'll probably both be dead tomorrow, ya know?
Eldar: Shall we, er, shape the wraithbone?
Dark Eldar: Get on your fething knees. NOW!
Sororitas: You know, we don't actually take a vow of chastity . . .
Inquisitor: I'm an inquisitor. It's not like you can refuse.
Kharne: MOVIE! DINNER! NOW! MOVIE! DINNER! NOW!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/25 23:27:40
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2009/06/25 23:36:36
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Fixture of Dakka
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"Sorry, I'm saving myself for the emperor"
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Worship me. |
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2009/06/25 23:57:46
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:"Sorry, I'm saving myself for the emperor"
Oh, that brings up a good point!
You can also post any rejections that may occur in response to a one liner or any kind of approach.
'Nid: Not if you were the last 'nid in the galaxy.
Sister: There are SOME things that even I won't do for the Emperor.
Deamonette: (Point and Laugh)
Necron: Go 69 yourself.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/06/26 04:40:04
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
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These are hilarious so far! Great idea to the orginal poster.
Ork Nob: Wanna' see me Boss Pole?
Ork Warboss: <Looking at powerklaw with hesitation> Lets just skip da' 4-play!
Ork Tankbusta: Back in 'igh skool, dey used to call me da' "cherry busta"
Boss Snikrot: <Fails his SV before working up the courage to actually attempt a pick-up and flees off the table edge>
Big Mek with Shokk Attack Gun: I can put gretchin in places you wouldn't believe!
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2009/06/26 04:50:27
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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White scar: dont worry baby im not really fast
ultramarine: the codex doesnt say we CAN'T
space wolf: wanna do it doggy style.
devastator: im all about big things baby.
tactical: i go anyway you want.
assult marine:i get in there fast and take a while.
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/06/26 05:00:07
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Fixture of Dakka
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99MDeery wrote:
Or just for sickening fun....2 daemonettes, 1 cup.
LOL
Oh me so Khorney
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2009/06/26 05:08:14
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
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BaronIveagh wrote:Uri Lee wrote:
wolf lord:"I've been looking for some nice Space Puppies!"
Do I want to know what else is going on that cav base???
Tau Stealth Suit? 
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2009/06/26 05:39:12
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Dont know if someone has said this but:
Me so orky, me love you long time.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/26 06:09:27
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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BaronIveagh wrote:Uri Lee wrote:
wolf lord:"I've been looking for some nice Space Puppies!"
Do I want to know what else is going on that cav base???
My vote is for an Ork Kommando. Not even hiding. It's pretty clear no one will notice him.
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/06/26 09:47:14
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Inquisitor: In the name of the Emperor!
Guard: We'll sarge DID say he needed more troopers.
Techpriest: Insert Rod A into Slot B.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/26 17:18:53
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
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[Insert modern pick-up line with one word replaced with something 40k-related here]
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Today I didn't even have to use my hot-shot las; I gotta say it was a good day. |
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2009/06/27 01:28:37
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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...like?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/03 06:46:49
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Lord of the Fleet
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Here's something to ponder:
If the Emperor does return, is he going ot awake with ten thousand years of morning wood?
It would explain the armies of women saving themselves for him...
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2009/07/03 06:58:48
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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"You're a girl and I'm a bo- uh, well a genetically engineered super warrior that no longer can perfo- you know what? Never mind." 
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2009/07/04 10:21:28
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/04 19:31:29
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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The Deceiver: "Of course it's not a one night thing! I love you baby; trust me!"
Inquisitor: "By the Authority of the Immortal Emperor of Mankind...", then pretty much whatever you want.
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Back on the planet Quecks, Rockhead Rumple is wreaking havoc!
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2009/07/04 20:07:10
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Navigator
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Kharne: MOVIE! DINNER! NOW! MOVIE! DINNER! NOW!
haha
Girl Eldar: We must do it for the sake of the craftworld.
Boy Eldar: No, means no.
Prepare to recieve the blessing of Nurgle.. (ewww)
Chaos: Rejoice in the coming pregancy!
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2009/07/05 10:41:00
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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I'm a barrel-roll; the rabbit says to do me.
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Back on the planet Quecks, Rockhead Rumple is wreaking havoc!
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2009/07/05 14:44:38
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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Frank Fugger wrote:I'm a barrel-roll; the rabbit says to do me.
LOLOLOL that's a good one ;p
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2009/07/05 23:26:41
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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psyker and chick are sitting at a bar. After 2 minutes silence the psyker turns to the chick and says...
"Really? Wow, well my place is just around the corner..."
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/05 23:27:20
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/06 05:17:33
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate
Long Island
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Nightbringer 'Oh... I'll bring the night baby'
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2009/07/06 07:10:33
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Khorne: U should see the skulls in MY closet...
Slaneesh: (Insert super sleazy masochistic qoute here)
Tzeench: You're beautiful/ugly/cool/wierd/hot/cold/....
Nurgle: Buuuuurp...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/06 07:39:52
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Confident Halberdier
Boston
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-Rattling to sister of battle: my sniper rifle ain't the only thing that rends Being lower to the ground has it advantages. -shadowsword tank comander: ill show you my volcano cannon.
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2009/07/09 02:38:38
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Battleship Captain
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Tank Commander: My battlecannon is HUGE.
SPESS MARINESS: Do me... for the EMPRAH!!
Dark Eldar: Drop your pants. Now.
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2009/07/09 02:44:34
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Dark Eldar: We can do this the easy way or-... well now that I think about it, there IS no easy way.
Catachan: My arms aren't the only things built like a gorrilla...
Navy Captain: Hello Sailor...
Emperors Children: Just how far are you willing to take this.
Valhallan: Well, it's not in the manual, but the best way to keep warm is to take your clothes ofF and...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/09 02:44:53
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/09 02:45:31
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Battleship Captain
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A sisters put down to a white scar: Yeah. Your really are a "fast attack".
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