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2009/07/09 07:30:05
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Salamander: Patience, time and patience baby, that how we salamnda's roll... (cue Barry White Music)
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/07/09 07:59:59
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Morphing Obliterator
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I just wanna deep-strike in your pants (oops, scattered!).
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Interested in a 'penetrating hit'?
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Is that a plasma pistol in your back pocket, cos yo' a$$ is "gettin hot!".
Wanna make an (under the) covers save?
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Seriously baby, Im part Ogryn (wanna see which part?)
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2009/07/09 09:31:24
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Tzeench Soceror: Look into my eyyyyyyyyyse...
Slaneesh: (insert the sleaziest, sickest, perviest comment imaginable here)
Inquisitorial Interogator: How 'bout I show you the other uses for my utensils?
Ogryn: Huuuuuur...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/09 12:02:55
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Harlequin detachment? No, just a IG company into "Vive la diffrence"
Ork Boy-"Sarge-gimme anudder Elf, 'dis one split.."
Romantic, in the 41st Millenium.
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"Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Only with Minatures, does size matter...
"Only the living collect a pension"Johannes VII
"If the ork codex and 5th were developed near the same time, any possible nerf will be pre-planned."-malfred
"I'd do it but the GW Website makes my eyes hurt. "Gwar
"That would be page 7 and a half. You find it by turning your rulebook on its side and slamming your head against it..." insaniak
MeanGreenStompa - The only chatbot I ever tried talking to insisted I take a stress pill and kept referring to me as Dave, despite my protestations.
insaniak "So, by 'serious question' you actually meant something entirely different? "
Frazzled[Mod] On Rule #1- No it literally means: be polite. If we wanted less work there would be no OT section.
Chowderhead - God no. If I said Pirates Honor, I would have had to kill him whether he won or lost. |
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2009/07/09 12:09:15
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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ew, that ork one was...wierd...(retch)
Commisar eyes the chick across the bar, points his finger at the chick and says:
"Bang, baby"
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/10 01:08:31
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Battleship Captain
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Devestator: I'm a "heavy support" if you know what I mean.
Blood Angels: I don't have AIDS. Ya know, blood brother rituals and all that stuff... never mind.
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2009/07/20 04:06:51
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Member of the Malleus
San Francisco Bay, CA, Ancient Terra, Sol System
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Human to Eldar: you remember when you're empire fell to chaos.... show me how?
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2009/07/20 04:09:57
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos
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BaronIveagh wrote:Uri Lee wrote:
wolf lord:"I've been looking for some nice Space Puppies!"
Do I want to know what else is going on that cav base???
Besides the sculptor upping his "creepy" factor a few notches? 
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2009/07/20 04:11:51
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Can we stop bringing up this image? It's been shown half-a-dozen times already.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/20 05:02:03
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Reverent Tech-Adept
The World of Cheese and Snack foods
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Marneus Calgar: To night ill show you my true titanic strength
Tau: You know my rail gun is not even haft the power of my other gun if you know what i mean
Assassin: One shot One kill (i couldent think of anything better)
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 Red Skined Orks 1750 And counting
 Space marine Vanilla-His wrathful gaze
Uncountable number |
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2009/07/20 05:44:19
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Assassin: One shot is all it takes...
Slaneesh: Bow chika wow wow!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/22 15:03:27
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Can we stop bringing up this image? It's been shown half-a-dozen times already.
NO lol 
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2009/07/22 15:13:16
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Martial Arts Fiday
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Vindicare: I got your Turbo Penetrator Round riiiight here...
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
 warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! |
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2009/07/22 15:16:40
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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To be honest, I think that picture should never have been posted. Not the most appropriate thing to be posting on a 40k geek forum..Seriously, what are the chances of a topic like this on a gamers forum anyway?
Ork Boy: Hey purty baby, wanna take a ride on my rokkit launcha? Oh my Mork yer a guy too!
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Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries  W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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2009/07/22 17:10:56
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Whiteshield Conscript Trooper
Location,Location
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Techpriest: Want to take a look under the hood?
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If you will not serve in combat, then you shall serve on the firing line!
  
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2009/07/22 22:25:45
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Canada
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White Scar: I want a fast ride, plus a bike would be great too!
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Chaos Lord: I'll show you the true meaning of power
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2009/07/22 23:30:57
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte
Around Montreal
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Mistress to Sister Repentia : "Wanna come to my dungeon, doll?"
I mean seriously, who never thought of that, seeing those models and their names? >.>
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Kill the Heretic! Burn the Witch! Purge the Unclean! Exterminate the Mutant! Eviscerate the Traitor! Pwn the Noobs! |
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2009/07/23 04:00:49
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Deadly Dire Avenger
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It's Time For the Assault Phase! Next Pile in! I hope They dont fail there leadership test.
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2009/07/23 11:00:09
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Eldar: Look baby, our race needs all the help it can get...
Dark Eldar: (wouldn't ask)
'Nids: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/23 17:21:33
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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An Imperial Navy Ace walks into a bar:
Navy: "Can I dock my ship in your port?"
Sister of Battle: "Nope, I already promised that trooper he could take me home."
Navy: "Why him?" (wait for it).......
Army: "Because I can fill her 'Foxhole'". (rimshot).
Once again Army Beats Navy.
(All kidding aside, thanks to all the men and women in all branchs of the armed forces)
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Buy Imperial War Bonds!!!
I play: 30,000+ points and growing
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:  I'll never tell...
: Necromunda
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2009/07/23 20:14:40
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Nasty Nob
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Hive Tyrant waves his Lash Whip in front of a Female IG trooper, "You wanna recreate a scene from the UrotsukidÅji series?"
"Once you go tentacle, you body explodes. Sorry."
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks 
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms |
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2009/07/23 22:44:25
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Hive Tyrant: C'mon, baby. It'll be just like that movie ALEINS, 'cept WAAAAAY sexier...
Sister of Battle: Is that a relic in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/24 00:44:45
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Commissar: "I do this in the name of the Emperor!"
Inquisitor: "I will shower you with the Emperor's Blessing".
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Buy Imperial War Bonds!!!
I play: 30,000+ points and growing
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: I'll never tell...
: Necromunda
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2009/07/24 02:12:51
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Canada
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Veteran sergeant: I got a power weapon alright
Terminator: You know my armour's not the only one that's super strong.
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2009/07/25 00:57:59
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate
Florida, USA
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Hey baby, wanna see my Daemonhammer?
How bout we go back to my place and do some Powerfisting.
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Space Wolves foreva! |
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2009/07/25 01:03:22
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Canada
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SM devastator. You know my plasma cannon's charged and ready to fire!
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2009/07/25 01:49:33
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Unrelenting Rubric Terminator of Tzeentch
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Hive Tyrant: C'mon, baby. It'll be just like that movie ALEINS, 'cept WAAAAAY sexier...
Wasn't the first supposed to contain a lot of rape symbolism?
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DR:90S+G++MB+I+Pw40k07++D++A++/eWD-R+++T(Ot)DM+
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2009/07/25 01:59:09
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Somewhere in space, close to Beetlejuice
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Devastator--So, I suppose we roll for penetration then?
Noise Marine--Have you SEEN my whip?
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2009/07/25 02:23:39
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Canada
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Eldar: Shall we help recreate our race?
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2009/07/25 02:34:48
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Grey knight- have you felt a force weopan before?
SOB-No but if its righteos it'll get my saintly flame going
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Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze  |
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Black Templars with GK allies WIP 
Chaos Daemons: 2220 points, under construction. 
