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2009/07/25 08:38:30
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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RustyKnight wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:Hive Tyrant: C'mon, baby. It'll be just like that movie ALEINS, 'cept WAAAAAY sexier...
Wasn't the first supposed to contain a lot of rape symbolism?
Really? 
Apart from people being in their undies when they get out of hypersleep, I havn't picked it up. I guess I must be very naive/innocent/non-suss.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/07/25 09:43:23
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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Re-watch the scene where Lambert gets killed.
Also remember that the Facehugger is considered an ambulatory penis.
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2009/07/25 16:09:03
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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One of my favorites applies to orks.
Wanna ride in my el camino.
The front is like a car, the back is like a trukk
the front is where you kiss, the back is where you ...
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"Wot, This? Naw I've had this fer ages. Of course the paint's still wet, it's me favourite. Sell it to ya if you like. One Careful owner."  |
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2009/07/25 16:56:45
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
UK
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What
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2009/07/25 17:31:27
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Tyranid: Ever heard of tentacle rape? It's big in japan.
sA
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My Loyalist P&M Log, Irkutsk 24th
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. |
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2009/07/25 20:04:59
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Canada
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Really Skarwael?!? You cant finish that rhyme?
Anyways, Dark Eldar: It's gonna happen bitch!
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2009/07/25 20:35:58
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
UK
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I'm a very innocent person.
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2009/07/25 20:43:08
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Canada
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Well then sorry. It is a word that rhymes with duck and starts with an "F".
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2009/07/25 20:45:27
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
UK
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What
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2009/07/25 20:49:03
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Canada
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Oh God!! Ok it is (This is a swear by th way) F-U-C-K which is slang for sex.
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2009/07/25 22:50:08
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Skarwael wrote:I'm a very innocent person.
Dark eldar... innocent... well... thats a new one...
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early bird gets the worm
second mouse gets the cheese
ANYTHING POSTED AFTER 1AM MAY NOT MAKE ANY SENSE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED |
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2009/07/25 23:08:29
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Marine: Its not like you can resist.
Marine to sob. if you feth me i will worship the emprah more.
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/07/25 23:14:03
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Emprah: (he doesn't need one, Sob's throw themsleves at his feet by the millions)
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/26 02:08:24
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Canada
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Tau:What we do,we'll do for the greater good.
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2009/07/26 20:12:04
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Canada
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Black Templar:I am sworn to go on an everlasting crusade...of love
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2009/07/29 07:54:52
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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 Automatically Appended Next Post: 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/29 07:58:14
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/29 09:30:26
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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Cannot read second one
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/29 09:30:40
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2009/07/29 10:39:05
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Will try to work on it. Giv me a sec. Automatically Appended Next Post: 
There we go! Automatically Appended Next Post: Oh F£*@!
Ok, lets try a link. Automatically Appended Next Post: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QAqwRWrniUQ/SckJ04FkjNI/AAAAAAAAA9M/BZY4BWuLwvE/s1600-h/Adventures+of+The+Howling+Ban-He.jpg Automatically Appended Next Post: There we Go! Enjoy!
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This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2009/07/29 10:43:23
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/29 12:44:03
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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That was good, I liked the first one better though.
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2009/07/29 12:58:43
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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deadratman wrote:Well then sorry. It is a word that rhymes with duck and starts with an "F".
Fire Truck!
Anyway, here's a pick-up line.
"I rolled a penetrating hit, now let's see if I can't explode..."
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2009/07/30 05:54:27
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Once you go Slannesh you never go back baby.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2009/07/30 07:20:26
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Wing Commander
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Eldar Pathfinder "You know, I don't consider bush difficult terrain"
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Abadabadoobaddon wrote:Phoenix wrote:Well I don't think the battle company would do much to bolster the ranks of my eldar army  so no.
Nonsense. The Battle Company box is perfect for filling out your ranks of aspect warriors with a large contingent from the Screaming Baldies shrine.
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2009/07/30 07:35:17
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Assualt Squad: Hey, hey, hey! It's not what it sounds like, I SWEAR!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/30 13:31:23
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Killer Klaivex
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'C'mon, ya mouthy 'umie, try slappin' dis Nob around!'
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/07/31 01:04:53
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate
Florida, USA
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I thought orkz didn't have reproductive organs.
They reproduce A-sexually.
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Space Wolves foreva! |
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2009/07/31 07:31:43
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Okay, let's get technical here. Nobz do not HAVE nobz. Just to clarify that to people with any other ideas.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/31 08:20:16
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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Oy wots dat fing? Sur don look lika squig.
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2009/07/31 14:00:38
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Sister Vastly Superior
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Tanith:
Wouldn't mind giving you the straight silver.
Nalwood's the second hardest wood from Tanith, wanna see the first?
Yarrick:
You know what they say about the size of a guy's hand right?
(holds up his massive power claw)
I could get worse with the Yarrick comments but I have my shame.
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"...I hit him so hard he saw the curvature of the Earth."
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2009/07/31 22:55:02
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Tech Magos: Your body value is identified as 87.9% hotness.
SoB: Take it off or burn...your choice.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/08/01 01:54:02
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Titan Princeps: You know what they say about guys with big feet (pointing at his imperators)
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Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze  |
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