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I'm looking forward to the next episode

Same here!

Meanwhile in the Batcave, located below Stately Wayne Manor



HNC "Whoa what hit me."
The Batman "I used a quick dose of Batsleep to ensure I would not betray the hidden location of the Batcave."



"Wow, it looks just like I remember it."

"Hh?" Batman grunted grimly.



"Future girl remember? Hunter uses the Batcave as his command center."

"Great scott!" The Batman ejaculated grimly. "Does this mean that awesome specimen of manhood (in a heterosexual way) the Terminator knows where the Batcave is?"

"No, the Terminators never found it."

"Hh, I knew that 'road closed' sign would keep people away. the point is we're safe here for now."

"But the terminator won't give up! He'll keep looking or find a way to flush us out."

"Hh" the Batman muttered grimly. "I don't see how that could happen. Let's just watch TV."

Activating his bat-shaped remote he turns on the bat-shaped flatscreen TV.

"Recapping the latest news, a terrorist who looks remarkably like the Governor of California has seized control of 4.8 Kilometer Island nuclear power plant and is threatening to detonate it unless the Batman and a quote 'Hawt Neekid Chick' fight him to the death."

"Hh." The Batman answered grimly.

I wait the next installment with baited breath.

you will never guess the shocking surprise ending!

As long as it involves NAKED HAWT CHICK it will be inspired.

Me like

Is that a pic from All-Star Batman?

This is the most epic story ever.

I'm guessing that the final installment will indlude the word 'ejaculating' since KK seems to have a fondness for it.

meanwhile at 4.8 Kilometer Island



It was a dark and stormy night when SUDDENLY!

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BATBOAT!

But...



"Ho-ho-ho, I haff a missile for you, it says you're dead!"

The launcher ejaculates its white-hot seed... OF DEATH!



OH NOES! Is the caped crusader dead!?

Let's turn back the clock a bit and see...

"Great scott!" The Batman ejaculated grimly. "The Terminator has seized control of 4.8 Kilometer Island and will blow it up unless we fight him to the death!"



"Don't go Mr The Batman! It's a trap!"

"But I must, there are literally dozens of lives at stake!"

"Dozens? You mean millions of course."

"Actually after the plague, the earthquake, No Man's land, the crime wave, the Joker's last killing spree and the last tax hike I estimate the population of Gotham is 40-50 people. Most of them are supervillains."

"Oh."

"But still it is my sworn duty as THE BATMAN to protect them."

"I'll go with you!"

"No, it's too dangerous."

"I've been fighitng terminators since I was a kid! YOu need me!"

"OK."

"But there's just one thing..."

"Yes."

"This is very dangerous. We both could die."

"In a crossover comic? Are you kidding? I mean if this was Final Crisis or Batman RIP maybe. But in a crossover comic I'm as safe as houses. You however, you've got a 50/50 shot at best."

"Um, right. So OK, I might die. And um... I've never been with a man."

"Never?"

"No. I mean except for all those guys I've been with but I've never been with... a BATMAN."

"Say no more."

(screen goes to black)

Back at 4.8 Kilometer Island.

"Ho, ho, ho... the BOTMON is ALL WET" The Terminator quipped. "He really went to pieces! He shouldn't let himself blow up like that!"

But far above him...

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BATPLANE!

"Clever of you to send in the Batboat under remote control wtih two dummies at the controls." HNC said.

"Yes. I really am awesome." The Batman replied grimly.

"Yes, yes you are." HNC kisses him.

"Are you ready?" The Batman barked grimly.

"Ready as I'll ever be!" HNC replied.



"But I don't see why I have to wear this?"

"Call it insurance. After that nonsense with Stephanie I'm gambling DC won't kill another Girl Robin."

"OK."

They jump from the Batplane!

Best fanfic ever

Linkaras Review to the Superman vs. Terminator comic
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/at4w/8671-supvsterm