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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 08:03:16
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Perturbed Blood Angel Tactical Marine
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God i hope you gave her a name and a place of honor in your army
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Drink deep of victory and remember the fallen.
Gwar! wrote:Sanguine has it spot on. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 09:02:46
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Guard Heavy Weapon Crewman
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There was a squad of terminators that just hoped out of a land raider, one single gaurdsman squad was in front of them they shot at the terminators only one hit. That same shot killed a Terminator.
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TOM!!!
Lasgun with laser-sight = twin linked lasgun
1,000 points of mighty gaurd
[quote=Solly
Guardsman Tom, you are hereby given a field promotion to Sergeant for your excellent procurement of enemy information.
You have supplied your commanders with intel that will allow us to dominate the latest threats from our enemies.
Congratulations, your command takes effect immediately..
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 10:18:00
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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gaurdsmantom wrote:There was a squad of terminators that just hoped out of a land raider, one single gaurdsman squad was in front of them they shot at the terminators only one hit. That same shot killed a Terminator.
BOOYAH!!!
HEAD SHOT.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 11:25:28
Subject: Re:EPIC moments in a battle.
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Lady of the Lake
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Now they know what it's like for the guardsmen. That squad needs fancy new hats.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 11:27:16
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Nope, just the one who planted the headshot.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 11:32:02
Subject: Re:EPIC moments in a battle.
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Lady of the Lake
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Yeah I know, but how can he tell which one it was. I guess just close your eyes and choose one at random, that's the cool guy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 11:35:25
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Or he can give it to the sergeant. Automatically Appended Next Post: Troops: Oh noes! Termies!
*pew pew*
Troops: We can't shoot for crap.
Serge: Oh, Fekkit! Let me show ya how it's done.
*blamo...thud*
Termies: Oh, crap! Fekking badass Gaurdsmen! Ruuuun!!!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 13:17:26
Subject: Re:EPIC moments in a battle.
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Dakka Veteran
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This was about 3 months ago, my last game before I left for North Carolina. Tau vs Guard. I do not remember who won, but a fire warrior squad was charged by a full stormtrooper squad with a Lord Commissar, loose 6 guys out of a squad of 9 and has to make a leadership test of 3. I roll and get two. They remain in combat and my next turn, a full kroot squad comes and eats the the stormies and the Commissar for lunch.
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"Hi, I'am Cthulu. I tried to call, but I kept getting your stupid answering machine."
Love's Eldritch Ichor
Blood is best stirred before battle, and nothing does that better than the bagpipes.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 22:35:13
Subject: Re:EPIC moments in a battle.
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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My Friend's Abbadon got Killed by a Flamer.
Now Shadowbrand's Running to be the new leader of the Black Legion.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 22:59:16
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Long-Range Black Templar Land Speeder Pilot
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2 Black templar neophytes are all that remains from a starting squad of 10 initiates and 5 neophytes. They get charged by lysander, (who had taken 1 or 2 wounds already), they strike first and stomp on his head. One got promoted to emperors champion and the other got a paintjob.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/21 05:39:49
Subject: Re:EPIC moments in a battle.
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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First the good luck: This was about 3 years ago so I don't remember exactly what the final kill total was.
Apoc game Broodlord and retinue of 11 infiltrate and due to poor planning by my Necron opponent get into CC on their first turn. Completely massacre the first squad and consolidate/sweeping advance (can't remember which has been a while) into the second. This continues for all 4 or so of my opponents warrior squads as I cut a bloody swath through the middle of the board. By the time the Broodlord reaches the other side of the enemies his retinue is down to a lone stealer but he's caused the phase out of 2000 points plus of necrons. For shear badassery in the line of duty, he now has a Necron warrior head in each hand.
Now the bad luck:
Had two full squads of fire warriors in devilfish rush up on some guard and do the fish of fury. Unfortunately all my dice magic was used up with my Broodlord a couple weeks before it seemed. I did minimal damage with my firewarriors and was looking at oodles of pain for my firewarriors. Thats when I remembered that I had submunitions on my hammerheads. Eagerly I used them on the guard squad directly in front of the fish. Both scattered back onto the fish and resulted in both being annihilated or exploding. So not only did a couple of the poor firewarriors using them as cover get crunched by submunitions, they then got crunched by the exploding fish they used as cover. The handful who lived now have tiny cross-hairs on the side of their heads.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/21 06:08:10
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Stalwart Tribune
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just recently i had a single plague marine locked in combat with 30 tyranid termagants. he came out victorious somehow.
i once used a 10 man squad of ork shoota boyz to out-shoot 20 tau fire warriors.
if i can think of any more i'll post them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/21 06:21:44
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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Sanguine Sympathy wrote:Garchomp IS overpowered, he's the only reason I keep a vaporeon in my team. Ice beam FTW.
Pokemons FTW.
Came up with a new, recent EPIC moment.
My Chapter Master and one of his buddies (normal Marine? can't remember) were going to charge the last unit of orks, a 30 grot unit on hill. Before they charged, the grots shoot the final round of shooting. About 20 hit, and about 10 wound. So I allocate 5 wounds to Master (with full wounds).
And somehow, he got killed. The remaining Marine, however, survived. He charged the lone Grot squad, managed to kill one of them and not dying in return. Then the Grots fail their LD test and get caught by sweeping advance.
NEVER KILL MY CHAPTER MASTER. Then the lone Marine got promoted into new Chapter Master.
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Win/Draw/Lost statics
Space Orks: 11/1/1
Space Marines: 10/2/5
Lizardmen: 8/2/3
High Elves: 13/2/2 and one tournament victory!
Dark Eldar: 1/0/0 |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/21 06:58:42
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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radiohazard wrote:
My eversor Assassin in one 3rd edition game took claim to:
A Bloodthirster
Abbadon The Despoiler + 5 Retinue
9 CSM, with the Champion left who killed the Eversor and then died as he exploded.
last edition my 40 man conscript mob had a MUCH higher tally than this, all of the above, plus I got charged by 20 brezerkers and WON genestealers, took it on the chin, took names, abbadon, avatar, 2 units of demonettes 3 deamon princes and a unit of nurglings and 3 fiends in the same game tableing a necron army in one turn by themselves, and a half dozen rediclus storys that I either can't remember or dont feel like typing right now. GO BS2 POWER!
EDIT:Oh, and also my stormtrooper sarge now apparently, in his last three games, (his FIRST three) his squad has been wiped out and he has survived, the first time killing an entire assault squad by himself over 2 turns, the next game he was the sole survivor in is squad, and killed 2 brezerkers to hold off untill the calvalry (literally) arrived in the form of rough riders, then in the last game th killed 2 terminators in a combined assault.
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6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex)
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out. go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/21 07:19:43
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Member of the Malleus
San Francisco Bay, CA, Ancient Terra, Sol System
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In a 500 point game, I destroyed an entire tau army with a grand master and one squad of three in two turns. OH YEAH!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/21 07:28:33
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Krielstone Bearer
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
*gaping in amazement* just how good were eversors back then?
They weren't all that really, I just got some good rolls lol
@ Sniperjolly, but your's is a 40 man squad, which could with good rolls do these things. Mine is a single model.
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dogma wrote:Is there any Chaos God who goes un-worshiped in Brazil?
Probably Nurgle, Africa has the lock on that.
metallifan wrote:
The Dark Eldar are, by fluff, sex-addicted, space-cocaine snorting, cross-dressing, slave-taking, soul stealing space pirates. They should fit the bill. No one is forcing you to buy minis with man-thongs.
Sharpasaspoon wrote:Rome, Greece and GW.... The Greeks invented Sex, the Romans thought about having it with women, then GW decided to screw us.
I use Zap Brannigan's art of war and try to jam enough wreckage in their main cannon so it won't work. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/23 20:46:11
Subject: Re:EPIC moments in a battle.
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Imperial Recruit in Training
Chicago
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Let's see, epic moments...
1. My brother's 62 point, bare-bones commander was running across the field as my infantry guard slaughtered the rest of his army. I figured my command section with multiple meltas could handle him. Hrm...no wounds...well, let's charge him. I lose...and get run down?
Fine, let's throw 2 more squads at him. Wait, WHAT?! WHY ARE THEY FLEEING?!
That 62 point model won him the game, if I remember correctly.
2. Another game against my brother, where my single IG sentinel managed to hold off something like 30 Black Templars for 3 turns. Would've been better if I could shoot at them, but still epic enough!
3. The first time I used Deathworld Veteran upgrades on my command section with an attached Commisar under 3rd Ed guard. And charged a Bloodthirster. Okay, not THAT epic, but the look on my opponent's face when his precious Demon died to pesky humans with big hands...
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Plain White-Ts stink
I hate them a lot |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/24 01:11:30
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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Last night we had a huge game - 4500 points a side. It all boiled down to Abaddon and two big squads of Terminators attacking our fortified objective. Now, I have a personal hatred of Abaddon. Like, legit hate. I regularly call him "Abaddon the Game-Breaker" or something along those lines. Before last night, I've only killed him twice in as many years.
As Abaddon neared my objective, my Crimson Fists (and my teammate's Chaos) blasted away at Abaddon's Terminator squad, and killed all but the big bastard himself. On my objective is a tactical squad with Caligari (my Crimson Fist counts-as Calgar) who are waiting for Abaddon to strike.
Abaddon charges in, but I get to strike first as I'm in cover. My hatred of Abaddon was flowing through me and into my tactical marines, as 3 of their 6 attacks wounded him, and he failed two of his saves. Abaddon swung next, and only caused one wound to Caligari, which he promptly saved. Caligari swung his fists and finished off Abaddon for good. Caligari and the tactical squad led by Sergeant Rico consolidated back on the objective and secured a tie for the Crimson Fists.
Best part is that the Calgar figure I have is the RT era one, where he's sitting on a throne with a bodyguard and sundry personal equipment hung up around him. He really looked like an observing commander from the spire of his command building before swinging out and showing why he's commander in the first place.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/24 02:53:20
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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Brother SRM wrote:
Best part is that the Calgar figure I have is the RT era one, where he's sitting on a throne with a bodyguard and sundry personal equipment hung up around him. He really looked like an observing commander from the spire of his command building before swinging out and showing why he's commander in the first place.
I can just picture Calgar just getting up of his throne and WTFPWN style clonking him in the head with a power fist, and abbadon just falling down the stairs.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/24 04:34:20
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Fresh-Faced New User
Peoples Republic of Canada
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Playing with the black reach set, I charged my warboss at a squad of 5 termies, killing all but one in a flurry of orkish glory.
Now, this one termy goes on to kill a deffcopta and wound the others in 3 turns of shooting, I get frustrated and give up on the coptas, preparing to rush into CC with everything I have.
I notice a lone ork boy near the termy right before I end my shooting.
Two sixes and a one later my newly promoted warboss is standing before a smoking terminator carcass.
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1500 points of orks and growing
1500 points, no chapter yet
1500 Pts RIP
1000 Pts RIP
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/24 06:19:02
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
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gaurdsmantom wrote:There was a squad of terminators that just hoped out of a land raider, one single gaurdsman squad was in front of them they shot at the terminators only one hit. That same shot killed a Terminator.
I automatically assume any kills i get with lasguns are accidents. the one lucky las-shot caught someone in the eye, momentarily blinding them. they then blindly stumble around and get shot by teammates, or fall onto a pointy rock and get their face smashed in
one epic moment ive had was with one of my missile launchers. he was aiming out a ruined window and saw a battlewagon; he was the only one with LOS. it was a very angled shot to hit side armor, and i didnt feel like it was even worth shooting. i shot anyways, rolled a six to hit, rolled a six to penetrate, my opponent failed his 3+ cover for the angle, then i rolled a six for an explodes result, then killed 3 ork boys in the resulting fireball
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I assault with my guardsmen, why dont you?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/24 08:25:31
Subject: Re:EPIC moments in a battle.
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Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
Over The Rainbow
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When my Chaplain in Terminator armour took a wound from a gretchin.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/24 08:48:08
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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yesterday at our FLGS a squad of 3 DC BA charge a squad of 15 shoota boyz with a mek and power klaw nob. (Just after they had finished off some burna boyz)
They kill 5 boyz and lose two in return. My foe fails his leadership and (rather than risk getting cut down by a single guy) kills one with his boss pole...and fails again...and again and again and again. Until all that's left is the mek, the nob, and random boy. (All on one wound. Despite being charged by a killa kan, that last DC manages to finish them off before getting killed by the can. Epic guy.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/24 10:05:20
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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starbomber109 wrote:Brother SRM wrote:
Best part is that the Calgar figure I have is the RT era one, where he's sitting on a throne with a bodyguard and sundry personal equipment hung up around him. He really looked like an observing commander from the spire of his command building before swinging out and showing why he's commander in the first place.
I can just picture Calgar just getting up of his throne and WTFPWN style clonking him in the head with a power fist, and abbadon just falling down the stairs.
I pictured the bodyguard on Calgar's base just pushing the chair over to Abaddon and letting Calgar smash Abaddon's head with both fists, while still seated.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/24 11:15:41
Subject: Re:EPIC moments in a battle.
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UltraDude wrote:When my Chaplain in Terminator armour took a wound from a gretchin.
And in the same battle when 5 ork boy armour saves were taken and 4 of the dice were sixes. That was EPIC as well. How  likely is that?
I haven't really had many epic moments in battles yet because I'm a beginner, but hopefully will as I get more experienced.
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"Repent! For tomorrow you die!"
Orks (Not painted) :450 points
Dark Angels(Not painted) :1000 points
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/25 03:26:16
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Private First Class
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I shot a rocket and rolled the scatter dice. It came back and killed my eldar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/25 11:58:39
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Or he can give it to the sergeant.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Troops: Oh noes! Termies!
*pew pew*
Troops: We can't shoot for crap.
Serge: Oh, Fekkit! Let me show ya how it's done.
*blamo...thud*
Termies: Oh, crap! Fekking badass Gaurdsmen! Ruuuun!!!
That's what happened in a game of mine... I had abbadon walking upto a 10 man sqaud... i gave them the lasgun order plus rapid fire for a tasty barrage of lasgun shots. All failed to wound, the sargent rolled for his las-pistol... hits and wounds abbadon, in which he failed his +2 save. I can only imagine abbadon grasping his face in pain ;p
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/25 12:00:57
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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...before tearing them to shreds...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/25 17:12:30
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
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Had one over the weekend... A TH/SS Terminator Squad had finished off a Demon Prince and were bearing down on a group of Oblits, when the Chaos horde opened up on them, dropping them down to one lone remaining Termie. This Termie then proceeds to get charged by a Defiler/Soulgrinder/Spider-Thingie. However, it charged through cover, so both attack at I1. The Termie makes his saves and attacks the Defiler back, promptly exploding it and surviving the wound. He then took the free consolidation right next to the Oblits to make them pay for his brothers on my turn.
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Howlingmoon wrote:Good on you for finally realizing the scum that is tournament players, Warhammer would really be better off if those mongrels all left to play Warmachine with the rest of the anti-social miscreants.
combatmedic wrote:Im sure the only reason Japan lost WW2 was because the US failed disclose beforehand they had Tactical Nuke special rule.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/25 22:06:55
Subject: EPIC moments in a battle.
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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It shames me to say it, but my units aren't really heroic on their own. None of my individual units ever do something really heroic- they win as a team.
That being said, my most glorious moment would probably be the result of one heroic action from my bare-bones wraithlord. Locked in combat with the nightbringer, the wraithlord shattered the shell of the C'tan. The resulting explosion led to the downfall of the wraithlord and most of a nearby opposing tau army.
My best battle was probably won due to my pathfinders, however. they caused two Space Marine squads to leafve the game, and next took all the weapons from my opponent's predator. that is probably the most heroic one of my squads has been.
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy. |
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