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^^ Missing Fast Attack and Heavy Support. A hilarious idea otherwise.

Great idea for an event, I'd totally be in for the madness

Gunless tau and armless dark eldar win for the modeling 'possibilities' alone, though if we put aside the icon-deprived chaos list I think the =][= one with more toys than sense is the one I'd like to actually play the least ...

- Salvage

I'm finding it terribly hard to make an Eldar force that sucks. I am ashamed!!

Our troops, while not great, are not terribad either. Heavy units of Pathfinders are expensive but CAN kill things. Heavy Units of Storm Guardians are all Str 3 and CC.

Our elite choices are all useful, albiet specialized, our heavy support all have some manner of killing weapon.

Only our fast attack can be gimped enough to hurt the list, Vipers with Dual Cannons, and upgrade heavy.

Farseer with Eldritch Storm, Runes of Everything, Spirit Stone but no second power.

Obviously no tanks.

Maybe an Autarch, bone dry?

This is MUCH harder than I thought.

added fast and heavy to the tau list. Sucks a little bit less but still totally sucks.

I'm sure there's something that can replace those shield generators... multi-trackers perhaps (oh the irony)?

Malecus wrote:I'm sure there's something that can replace those shield generators... multi-trackers perhaps (oh the irony)?

Yes, but then you would have enough points left over that you would have to purchase something with a gun... Those crisis XV8's will be hard to kill... But they won't kill anything. And perhaps those markerlights make the few shooting units too good. But they were such a huge point sink I couldn't resist.

Give each fire warrior team a shas'ui with a markerlight to make up some of the points. Only need 1840 anyway.

mattv2099 wrote:added fast and heavy to the tau list. Sucks a little bit less but still totally sucks.

When I started reading the thread I was really hoping someone would have added a tau list. Well done, sir! This list looks absolutely awful!

People who have modelled removable weapons on their suits would probably even be able to field this as WYSIWYG

Malecus wrote:Give each fire warrior team a shas'ui with a markerlight to make up some of the points. Only need 1840 anyway.

HAHA. great idea.

I don't think you should change the shield generators. Nobody is going to be bringing power weapons to this tournament, so they're a fantastic way to waste points. Leave that army just how it is. That's one seriously terrible list.

Nids list 1846

HQ-3 warriors 81
lashwhipx2, symbiote rippers, enhanced senses,

elite-3 warriors 81
lashwhipx2, symbiote rippers, enhanced senses,

Troops-2x30 gaunts+1x28of same -1080
adrenal glands(both), extended C, flesh hooks, scuttlers, toxinsacs, devourer

Fast Attack-1x3 Rippers 60
winged

Heavy support-1x Zoanthropes-40
the horror

this list is stoppable!,


Total wounds in army=104
Total scoring units=3
Average armor save-5+
Synapse-2
Useful units-3


This isn't the worse proabably, but its almost certainly close. I imagine the ability to take up 1000+points on never arriving demons is a benefit only CSM could hope for.

Nice idea for the Warriors and Rippers. I'm pretty sure you can make significantly worse Gaunts, though. try starting with Hormagaunts as the base. They'd actually kill some stuff, but they'd be a good 20+ points apiece with all the junk on them. My codex is about 400 miles away from me, or I'd fiddle with it myself.

Airmaniac wrote:Big Mek (Kustom Mega-Blasta, Ammo Runt, Boss Pole, Attack Squig, 3x Grot Oiler) - 88
Big Mek (Kustom Mega-Blasta, Ammo Runt, Boss Pole, Attack Squig, 3x Grot Oiler) - 88

Deff Dread (2x Kustom Mega-Blasta, Grot Riggers, Armour Plates) - 120
Deff Dread (2x Kustom Mega-Blasta, Grot Riggers, Armour Plates) - 120

Flash Gitz (10) (Shootier, Blasta) - 350
Flash Gitz (10) (Shootier, Blasta) - 350
Flash Gitz (10) (Shootier, Blasta) - 350

IMHO Flashgits are just overpriced they dont neccesarly suck if used properly

A try at a daemon list

HQ
Masque 100
Herald of Slaneesh Transfixing Gaze, Soporific Musk, Unholy Might 80
Herald of Slaneesh Transfixing Gaze, Soporific Musk, Unholy Might 80
Herald of Slaneesh Transfixing Gaze, Soporific Musk, Unholy Might 80

Elites
5 Beasts of Nurgle 175
1 Beast of Nurgle 35
1 Beast of Nurgle 35

Troops
7 Nurglings 91
7 Nurglings 91
7 Nurglings 91
6 Nurglings 78
6 Nurglings 78
6 Nurglings 78

FA
12 Screamers w/unholy might 197
12 Screamers w/unholy might 197
12 Screamers w/unholy might 197

HS
DP Mark of Slaneesh,Transfixing Gaze, Soporific Musk, Instrument of Chaos, Boon of Mutation, Aura of Acquiescence (160)

while it might not be as horrible list, you cannot take any objectives, screamers are useless after you kill tanks (which i assume most people will not take because they would be tough to kill in this situation), DP was as bad as i could get him while spending points (T5, runs 5++ save). Masque dies to rapid fire, Heralds cannot join any units and also die easily, beasts are slow and can be avoided, nurglings because you cannot capture objectives, as for KP missions, shoot Heralds + Masque + Beasts for 6 easy KPs, otherwise 17 KPs and no icons so some will probably be screwed on deployment.