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I'm going to move this to OT which is probably more appropriate.

If dakkites were soldiers... we would roll a D6 to see if we were wounded.

I call flag bearer. I will inspire my troops by waving the Dakka flag and cursing Warseer.

Frazzled-Crazy fanatic who manages to somehow destroy the entire enemy force. With his little toe.

Works for me. I play a good general too. Here's a pic from my elementary school pictures.

Good quality false beard you've got on there.

False?

CadianXV wrote:If dakkites were soldiers... we would roll a D6 to see if we were wounded.

Think I'd know if I was wounded, but I'd roll a D6 to see if I made my saving throw

malfred wrote:

Clay Williams wrote:Let me clarify, I would stay at home with ALL the women.

I can see female military enrollment increasing as a result.

Thats ok, I don't like butch women either.

@Nav - Its so true ... so very very true.

I'm on a motorbike causing havoc. My favourite phrase will be "Get some!"

I'd be a tank gunner because blowing stuff up is fun!

BEAR CALVARY!

Can I be in the Beer Cavalry?

We'd all be armchair generals.

What do you mean, would be? We are armchair generals. lol

Cheese Elemental wrote:Well, I like to think of myself as the kind of guy who'd look after the elbow grease and check our supply of headlight fluid during combat.

*I am assuming that both items are held in storage at the base.

Good call my friend. Good call.

Shadowbrand wrote:BEAR CALVARY!

I can be this guy.

Either I fly a tank in the air, a tank on the ground, or a jet with missiles.

I would be the super half ninja half soldier badass. I would be rushing the enemy with a katana and a smg.

garret wrote:I would be the super half ninja half soldier badass. I would be rushing the enemy with a katana and a smg.

Good luck with that.

I would be the elite ninja commander of the "ninja-lite" squad.

We fight at night, and we are hella fething tight... as in awesome.

So awesome in fact, that we can only be photographed in a fuzzy daytime light... we do not emerge on clear days... in fact, we hardly are there at all. Are we actually in this picture? Or are those stunt doubles? Yep, freaking awesome indeed.



And always remember...

Garretfacepalm.

Company cook, 'ere. Rat au van, anyone?

A guy can dream right?

Not if you are soldier. You gotta follow orders, which is run over here and incept the enemy's bullet with your body...all for the commander.

I'd be the guy stuck with the radio, because I'm good at fixing broken electronic gear.

Well, I know that I couldn't handle military life, either physically, mentally, or emotionally; but I'd probably end up either a supply clerk, CID, or JAG.

SOMEONE ELSE SAID i'd be the major colonel genral 1st Rank or something like that...

Polonius wrote:Well, I know that I couldn't handle military life, either physically, mentally, or emotionally; but I'd probably end up either a supply clerk, CID, or JAG.

No worries mate, you can be the elite ninja commander of the "ninja lite" squad, in charge of sneaker cleaning, and nap time.

I, of course, am elite ninja commander of the "ninja lite" squad, in charge of cookies, and kicking opposing ninja and soldier ass.

If Dakka members were soldiers, we'd spend out time after the battle complaining how unrealistic the fight was. The losers would complain about how unbalanced it was, and the winners would tell them they could have won, they just had to use tactics.

And there would be constant whining about how the old army manual was soooo much better, and how we could save money buying our bullets from Malestrom...

Then of course half the army would rebel and wage war on the false emperor (which I suppose would be Yakface?).

I would like to think Id be a DP, but realistically, Im the poor fool standing next to the Chaos dread.

I'd probably be the one hiding at the back, clutching my rifle and muttering "It'll be okay Fauntleroy, It'll be okay."

garret wrote:I would be the super half ninja half soldier badass. I would be rushing the enemy with a katana and a smg.