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**BrookM**

Dok, welcome to the "Friends Zone", a weird place not much unlike limbo. I want out of it meself.

**MeanGreenStompa**

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Either that or perhaps take her up That London...

Is that slang for something?

**Relapse**

First off, as someone who's been in a number of good, bad and psyco relationships in his life, I'd say the thing to do is see what she's like with other old boyfriends. That might give you an idea if she's singled you out or is just acting on past patterns.
The next thing I'd say to do is just live your life as normal. Don't exclude other relationships on the hopes of a maybe because you might end up screwing yourself out of a better thing elsewhere.
If she likes you, she'll let it be known before things go to far in another relationship, and as an added bonus you could end up with a couple of babes in a catfight over you!
As a real wild thing to do, you could ask her to go out around, just the two of you every now and then to see what develops.

**Flashman**

Don't think I've had a relationship which didn't involve a lot of messing about to start with. Let's be honest though, this is the best bit...

My advice would be to enjoy the attention, but never chase her back, it always scares them off. Best of luck

**Khornholio**

Ya gotta follow the Nuge's (Ted Nugent) advice :When in doubt, whip it out. Hope this helps.

**FITZZ**

Khornholio wrote:Ya gotta follow the Nuge's (Ted Nugent) advice :When in doubt, whip it out. Hope this helps.

The "Nuge's" advice may just get him punched in the face,or thrown in jail

**J.Black**

If you've had the 'chat' and she's still being flirtatious, it could well be that she's just like that anyway.

My advice is to cross off any possibilities with her. Or take her out in the company of another flirtatious female friend; i find the only way to understand women is to have another one on hand, that way they cancel each others' unfathomability out

**Jimi Nemesis**

J.Black wrote:If you've had the 'chat' and she's still being flirtatious, it could well be that she's just like that anyway.

My advice is to cross off any possibilities with her. Or take her out in the company of another flirtatious female friend; i find the only way to understand women is to have another one on hand, that way they cancel each others' unfathomability out

Also, if they are both flirty-flirty, it may lead to an awesome catfight! And considering you are in london, where it's always raining (or so telly tells us) it will just get awesomer and awesomer!

InstaWIN!

**Noble713**

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Besides, she still likes her dairy.

Man Milk != dairy

**SlaveToDorkness**

sounds like you're a "Dick Under Glass" .

**Mad Monk's Mekshop**

oh...foreign girlsss...always the hardest kind..

**Frazzled**

Lord-Loss wrote:
Gwar! wrote:I am 22 and an crotchety old man whos only wish is to die alone!

So you have been attending Frazzled classes of GOML (Get of My Lawn)?

No no SWMBO has confirmed I won't be dying alone. She prefers to shoot pistol...

**reds8n**

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Weird I can cope with. It's just not being able to tell if she's just playing hard to get.

It's a bit like playing Warhammer,

.still no FAQ even after all these years anyway.

**Frazzled**

I know this is a horrid thought-talk to her. Eventually you're going to die, and likely in a horrible shrivelled manner. If you like her go for it. Whats the issue?

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Oh godammit.

Got a call from her this evening. She'd just finished work, was asking where I was, and if I was near hers, would I like to pop round.

I was down the other end of town, but happy to walk up (only about 10 minutes). To which she said not to worry, she had to work all day tomorrow.

Anyone got a Woman-Sense Dictionary?

**dogma**

If she requests something from you assume that is what she wants. Anything which follows a negative response is usually psychological cover for a feeling of rejection.

Want to avoid that? Just say yes or no. Don't explain. That will make her mad eventually, but that's an inevitable stage in any relationship between the sexes. At least its always been one in my experience.

**Wrexasaur**

dogma wrote:Want to avoid that? Just say yes or no. Don't explain. That will make her mad eventually, but that's an inevitable stage in any relationship between the sexes. At least its always been one in my experience.

It really is that simple, especially at a request. You are as much in the real world as her, and if she does not want to make any sense of it... make sex when possible instead. Wrap it up, and quite frankly, stop messing around at all if you are seriously looking for a long term relationship. If you can't make due with little to no sex, and the thought of sex is enough to confuse you into a stupor... well... it gets complicated when you think in an opposite direction at two times at once.

I would just be happy with what little relationship you do have, while keeping a solid grip on your own reality. I sense no 'real' connection through this relationship, but that does not mean you can't develop one if she is looking for it.

**CaptainCommunsism**

Gwar! said:
If you live to the point where you have to be in an old folks home, you iz mukin about and aint being orky enough!

Gwar has officially made my favourite sentence ever. Yarr!

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

I get all that, I just wish she'd stop sending out mixed signals!

Still, here's hoping she gives me another call tonight.

**Lord-Loss**

There only one thing to do, kill her, kill them all.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

By Kill, do you mean 'empty my apricots' in her?

**Lord-Loss**

Slice, shoot, bang, clank!

REDRUM

**Manchu**

MDG, two things. First, look elsewhere. This doesn't seem promising if you want to be a happy, settled fellow. British girls aren't so bad (silly accents, tho) and being with someone who's closer to your own cultural milieu can make things so much easier. (Kilkrazy may have different views but I, too, have dated the Asians and found it awfully complicated--at least with Korean girls.) Second, do let's follow MGS's advice on your habitual abuse of euphemism.

**BrookM**

Can I have the Mad Dok with subtitles please? I'm finding this somewhat hard to follow otherwise.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Empty My Apricots = Tip My Filthy Concrete or Crash The yoghurt Truck.

My euphenisms are a part of me not to be denied!

Thing is, seeing as I may be moving soon anyways (which she is aware of) it looks like a relationship is off the menu. Done the distance thing before, got horribly burned.

**BrookM**

Then put on your kilt and kidnap her.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Might just do that.

By the way, I know a girl the spitting image of your Avatar.

**BrookM**

Go you, raven-haired girls are what one is supposed to aim for.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Yeah. Girl in question is somewhat frigid. No sex before love with her.

Which is to be respected I suppose, but I'd say you can't have love without sex.

**Manchu**

On second thoughts, chase the Italian girl some more.