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Hawkins wrote:Ah hell im married and i still look.

I'm married too.

Not dead.

Men look. Some stare. Some even drool.

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

Hawkins wrote:
VERY IMPORTANT: never touch, this means you MGS.

What the deuce! The soon-to-be Mrs Stompa verymuch enjoys the touching bit.

mehh now i gatta find someone else of the non hitched persuasion..... Congradulations though.

i am pretty sure that this is the strangest thread ever.

be warned, women's breasts have eyeball radars. They ALWAYS know when you look.

I'd swear that men don't know that women are looking at their junk on occasion as well... geeze... Not like we take the time to put it on display or anything, but I can pretty much guarantee that nearly every guy I have ever met has gotten a glance or two in that area...

But yes. Women are ridiculously strange, and getting a clear message from them is like trying to understand how in the hell a Spam viral marketing campaign could ever be viewed as anything else than a Monty Python sketch...




Monty Pythong... it is just too obvious... deliciously baked bean spam thongness.... which is the best way to advertise Spam to be sure; but not with any bacon... because is gets complicated...

This topic just reminds me of



Its terrible I know but thats how i see the OP's reaction to the breasts.

@Ahtman - Do any of us REALLY understand women? I consider myself fairly, ahem, 'experienced' in that area - but I still don't don't have a clue what they're wittering on about half the time!

Albatross wrote:@Ahtman - Do any of us REALLY understand women?

Nope.

Exactly, so what hope does Garret have?

Albatross wrote:Exactly, so what hope does Garret have?

The same as the rest of us of course. Random chance.

True that - although a Gentleman makes his own luck .

Albatross wrote:True that - although a Gentleman makes his own luck .

They are called roofies and they are illegal in the States.

Boo!

Rohypnol and a blowpipe sir?

poodle wrote:be warned, women's breasts have eyeball radars. They ALWAYS know when you look.

When the Wife and I were in line for a taxi in Vegas a guy had a T shirt that said "MAKE YOUR BREAST QUIT STARING AT MY EYES!" Loved it.

Ahtman wrote:I imagine that this isn't the only thing you don't understand about women...

Im 29 and I have been married for 9 years and there is things I steal do not understand. But like what some other people said get a quick glance or go up and talk to her.

She wasn't showing them off for you.

The trick is to develop the knack of focusing in one direction whilst looking elsewhere. Then you can ogle all the girls whilst pretending to be looking somewhere else.

The trick... is mirrored shades...

Awwww yeah!

Deal with it and I founded the "strangest post" in the thread quite funny.

This thread is AWESOME!

Why dont you try the classic line, "does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?". Trust me, works everytime!

Man if I come back as a woman in the afterlife I'm so carrying mace...

Doesn't do you much good if you're already confirmed that, 'Why yes, yes it-' *thump*

Albatross wrote:I keep a picture of The Queen near my computer - it discourages masturbating.

I tried that, it didn't work. In fact, it helped.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwkkkwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaarrrrd.

She's a tease.

Stare all you want, but don't drool.

George Spiggott wrote:

Albatross wrote:I keep a picture of The Queen near my computer - it discourages masturbating.

I tried that, it didn't work. In fact, it helped.

Chacun son gout.

Far be it from me to act the Prude, but really, this is a 'family friendly' forum, and the OT Forum is as accessible (ha!) as any other section of the website...

MOD ALERTS are creeping up...


...thread is shutting down.