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hmmmm new painting comp :most vulgar avatar????


im joking

So could I but my favorite picture is too big. D:

Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Fun fact of the day: 75% of dakka users worship slaanesh, this is an exception to the internets average of 115%.

To be serious, neither side is valid as this form of reproduction is a waste of valuable biommass and energy; the hive mind realizes this. (or is it a hot guant?)

you'll notice mine is gone. I don't have a problem with that even though I didn't really see the problem. Again, as someone said, it'll die down after christmas - it got a little carried away over in the OT forum...

Horst wrote:I dunno shadowbrand, I could fit a nice and vulgar "extreme" close up into that little box that wouldn't be safe for work

What, you mean the new Ravener's Thorax mounted Deathspitter bit?

Bah, it's all fun and games until someone puts up an avatar with an Imperial eagle covering some lass's otherwise bare chest.

I work at a beach resort and don't see anything more revealing here than what I have seen on a normal day. However, what I see walking around at work is more often than not a lot more offensive to look at.

Grot 6 wrote:Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Then it's hilarious.

Remember kiddies: Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die.
Tragedy is when I stub my toe.

solkan wrote:Bah, it's all fun and games until someone puts up an avatar with an Imperial eagle covering some lass's otherwise bare chest.

Hmmmm...

Grot 6 wrote:Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

then it's fun and games and you can't see.

Nurglitch wrote:Hey, I just tried to activate the "Hide all Avatars" function and it isn't working. The toggle is switched to "Yes" and yet I'm still seeing avatars.

You could try deleting cookies and temp files through your browsers options.

Fenris-77 wrote:

Flashman wrote:Tried looking for a half naked Christmas babe for my Avatar but couldn't find one on the internet anywhere. That's the problem with the web, there just aren't enough pics of scantily clad women to go around.

At the risk of furthering a tragic workplace sensitive trend, I think FHM has what you're looking. The UK site does anyway. So go get festive.

We really do need a sarcasm Orkmoticon... but thank you for the tip regardless Fenris77

Flashman wrote:Tried looking for a half naked Christmas babe for my Avatar but couldn't find one on the internet anywhere. That's the problem with the web, there just aren't enough pics of scantily clad women to go around.

agreed, they're all completely naked. the internet doesn't bother with scantily clad anymore. those innocent days of cindy margolis are long gone. in honor of the new dakka holiday tradition of faux xmas porn, i've decided to make a custom avatar. i took two video game vixens (one in a bikini, the other in a nightslip) from one of my favorite games and put some santa hats on them. if they come down your chimney, they're not looking for cookies!

warboss wrote:

Flashman wrote:Tried looking for a half naked Christmas babe for my Avatar but couldn't find one on the internet anywhere. That's the problem with the web, there just aren't enough pics of scantily clad women to go around.

agreed, they're all completely naked.

Nothing wrong with that, aside from it being totally verboten according to Dakka rules...

Still, nice to enjoy off-site.

Thats the problem with any forum, a dodgy avatar can be on there for quite some time until a mod notices or it gets reported. I would say that pretty much all the avatars on here are harmless, especialy the ones with half naked lovelies (like mine lol).

In fact there are probably employers out there who are more concerned by avatars showing pictures of evil gods and blood thirsty deamons than a girly with her midrift exposed

The only way for people to avoid getting into trouble for using the internet at work is to wait until you get home to log on, annoying but at least you won't loose your job because of an argument about the differences between dwarves and gnomes

Where youngsters are concerned, it's the internet, if they want to look at boobies they will find them despite parental controls, failing that they can just check behind the bath panel, where dad keeps his "gentlemans special interst magazines"

failing that they can just check behind the bath panel, where dad keeps his "gentlemans special interst magazines"

*Looks*

You LIED!!!

I was thinking of going with a Tenticle H-Monster...but haven't had the motivation to look for a 'scantily clothed' one...

I really don't think it does a young person any harm to see a breast or genitals.

I know that's a bit European of me.

Johnhwang has a nice one +1 =D

Kilkrazy wrote:I really don't think it does a young person any harm to see a breast or genitals.

That won't hold up in court...

Kilkrazy wrote:I really don't think it does a young person any harm to see a breast or genitals.

I know that's a bit European of me.

You wouldn't say that if it was some fat hairy balding guy. Oh the humanity!!!

xD

Kilkrazy wrote:I really don't think it does a young person any harm to see a breast or genitals.

I'm sure if I were to show random boobs to my kid, his response would depend pretty much entirely on how hungry/thirsty he felt at the moment...

@Luna:

I got a funny little message from a git:

Your avatar and a few others are what nesecitate me having to turn off signatures and avatars when I visit this site at work. Thank you. Just so you know that thank you is sarcasm.

OH NO! HE HAD TO SWITCH IT OFF.

BrookM wrote:I got a funny little message from a git:

Your avatar and a few others are what nesecitate me having to turn off signatures and avatars when I visit this site at work. Thank you. Just so you know that thank you is sarcasm.

OH NO! HE HAD TO SWITCH IT OFF.

Your avatar is not bad at all. A woman in a bikini? I'm sorry, what kind of prudish people are we dealing with here? You can see women in bikinis if you go to a beach in summer, how do they handle that situation?


Now I'm reminded about this cryptic message a few weeks back about my avatar...

Anyone who sees it thinks of it, but that gal really does look as if she's suggesting something...

I've not got a clue what he's talking about. My avatar has Lara Croft enjoying an ice lolly, but the lad who sent me this is only 16 so I guess he's got it on the brain.

U'gotta love Daz3D! Design a babe for any occasion!

I had a post on another thread that I've thought over and decided to share here, but not rephrase.

Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:
I'm still under the "At work, you work" state of mind.

I'm not sure why someone would say that to you though BrookM, I don't find yours to be that bad.

Women aren't things, you can't just hide them away under lock and key.

I don't think what I said was coherent, I need to gather my thoughts abit more

If the avatars are so "risky" then maybe you should wear a condom while viewing them.

malfred wrote:If the avatars are so "risky" then maybe you should wear a condom while viewing them.

Don't forget to bring a towel. Towelly always says to bring a towel when "Looking" at risky avatars!