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being a servitor.
Oh wait they dont know how much their fate sucks.

IvanTih wrote:

Grotzooka wrote:

alarmingrick wrote:it would involve Marbo...

So, IvanTih...

What on earth is the thing that's got the Magos? Some evil machine thingy, apparently... Early Necron? Random weird thing? What?

Man of Iron(Robot with Artificial Intelligence ) revived him with bionics to have "friend" who will stay with him.

Man of Iron... Like Dan Abnett Man of Iron, or just something that shares the same name?

Grotzooka wrote:

IvanTih wrote:

Grotzooka wrote:

alarmingrick wrote:it would involve Marbo...

So, IvanTih...

What on earth is the thing that's got the Magos? Some evil machine thingy, apparently... Early Necron? Random weird thing? What?

Man of Iron(Robot with Artificial Intelligence ) revived him with bionics to have "friend" who will stay with him.

Man of Iron... Like Dan Abnett Man of Iron, or just something that shares the same name?

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Men_of_Iron

Ah. Thanks.

Maybe having to look at a bunch of bad conversions?

That too. Or (if you're in 40k) having to be turned into a bad conversion.

SM Box: Well, it's only a matter of time. We're so popular, soon we'll be bought and put together and made into a badass army! It must suck to be those Dark Eldar in the corner shelf over there. No one ever buys them.

Dark Eldar Box: *laughs* Oh yeah? Well at least I get a good view of the counter from here. Guess who just bought you?

SM Box: We just got bought? Sweet! Who by?

*Sound of steps*

SM Box: No. NonononNOOO!!! Not the NOOOOOOOB!!!!

Ha!

"I am a Vanguard Veteran of the first company! I have witnessed 3 centuries of combat in the Emperor's Glorious N-"

"Well, I guess now I'm a hideous, half-assed attempt at what might be Vulkan."

...Have you visited our FLGS or something recently? That's exactly what kids here try to pull. (Some are decent enough, but they all have Space Marines and they're ALL painted Ultramarines.)

What impresses me is that the 8-year-olds have more talent when painting IG and Eldar than any of the 10/12-year-olds with Space Marines.

Smurfs FTW!!!

In the interest of full disclosure, I myself have a Vulkan conversion in my collection.

It's awesome though.

Is...is that a power Klaw?

Lightning claw with a few modifications. I can post up the rest of the pics in the modeling forum, if you want.

Captured by Dark Eldar or Slaaneshi followers. Others would hurt you physically, they would violate you. Violate you in every orifice of your body. Your arse, your mouth, your ears, your nostrils, and more than likely, your bellybutton (If you have an outie, they will make it an innie).

Or being fisted by a power fist.

Inquisition!...

Nice attempts thus far...

So here is mine:

Youre fate is to anger just everyone you met.
Now this may not look bad, but since some of them really want to hurt you and there is no chance for forgiveness,
the amount of enemies will eternally rise.
The second curse kicks in and you realize you can't get killed. Yes you suffer, but in the end a mysterious 3rd party
"likes" you somehow and teleports you out of danger and heals you.
Sounds nice?
Maybe at first, but if anything you do ends in pain and you get nearly killed.....
No matter where you turn or whom you oppose, you live on.
You don't achieve anything. Soon your first curse kicks in, turning everyone against you.
Just run and suffer eternally.....

Grimdark enough?

Um, self-exile? Stay away from people and puppies?

Emperors Faithful wrote:Um, self-exile? Stay away from people and puppies?

Wouldn't be enough.
EVERYTHING is against you.
Every single beeing.
Even kittens.

Hmm. Sounds like Catachan. Or a visit to the relatives.

Sounds like Necrons!

Did I solve your riddle?

1hadhq wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:Um, self-exile? Stay away from people and puppies?

Wouldn't be enough.
EVERYTHING is against you.
Every single beeing.
Even kittens.

*mumbles* Damn kittens and their non-forgiveness


How about, falling in battle and as you lay dying in the ditch you hear a voice "Uumm, dis umie looks nice an strong for a good time" The guardsman looks up to see an ork in full drag, pokadot dress, army boots and red rosie cheeks. Emperor forbid....



.... Well someone was always going to lower the tone, may as well get it over and done with

>_< I hate you for giving me those images...

... he just gave us the images.. no one told you to play it out into a movie scene and start the 70s bow-chik-a-wow-wow music..

Being a grot or snotling

Being used for experiments for fabius bile

Emperors Faithful wrote:>_< I hate you for giving me those images...

Calaban wrote:... he just gave us the images.. no one told you to play it out into a movie scene and start the 70s bow-chik-a-wow-wow music..

My work here is done ... *walks away into the distance*

Living on an imperial world that is falling to chaos and resisting months and months until finally as a very last resort, joining the traitors to save your sorry skin. Just as you finish your initiation (branding your forehead with a chaos symbol), a Black Templars drop pod lands 30 feet away.

Worst way to Die in 40k: Being the Best, most loyal, honorable, staunchest defender of the Emperor and Humanity Guardsman.... who is the first one a Commisar sees after waking up with a bad hangover.

Calaban wrote:Worst way to Die in 40k: Being the Best, most loyal, honorable, staunchest defender of the Emperor and Humanity Guardsman.... who is the first one a Commisar sees after waking up with a bad hangover.

A Commissar with a bad hangover would probably result in the Commissar blamming himself.

1) Not drinking responsibly on the eve of battle is HERESY.
2) A hangover feels like a thousand exploding boltshells anyway...

Being a guardsmen sent on a expedition which will probably be attacked by some greater daemon.

IvanTih wrote:Being a guardsmen sent on a expedition which will probably be attacked by some greater daemon.

Ooooh! That reminds me!

Worst fate: Being a member of the Mechanicum. Think about it. At some point in your career, you are going to discover Necrons. And then you are going to try to worship them and get flayed/chopped/dismembered.

Grotzooka wrote:

IvanTih wrote:Being a guardsmen sent on a expedition which will probably be attacked by some greater daemon.

Ooooh! That reminds me!

Worst fate: Being a member of the Mechanicum. Think about it. At some point in your career, you are going to discover Necrons. And then you are going to try to worship them and get flayed/chopped/dismembered.

OR COVERED IN SCARABS (WHICH ARE VERY SIMILAR TO BEEEEEES)