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2010/01/13 23:50:39
Subject: Re:Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
You are force fed 1000 of your people's souls a day to keep you alive.
All you want to do is finally die so your spirit can be released into the void and be reincarnated allowing you to lead your people once more. Instead, a group of power-hungry humans are keeping you alive so they can navigate the stars and they are commiting atrocities in your name.
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
According to the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer, worst punishment is to be flogged then shot, and then all trace of your body immolated so that no taint remains...
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
being a guardsmen caught in a sweeping advance by a greater unclean one... you're not killed, just trapped in a fold of fat as it rolls over your squad!
aka_tizz wrote:Eldrad. That's the worst fate i can think of right now. Period
JUST AS PLANNED
"Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes." - Robert A. Heinlein
Acheron Tomb Legion (shelved until codex update)
Revenants of Khaine Corsair Fleet (2000 and growing)
Blood Reapers Chaos Warband (World Eaters, Iron Warriors, and Death Guard) The only army I actually win games with!
2010/01/18 21:55:38
Subject: Re:Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
charging into battle with some leman russ tanks only so that you can hit the enemy with your sword
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
Sorry, shas'o vera, I think you posted in the wrong thread. This is the "Worst Fates You Can Suffer in 40k" thread, not the "Awesome Stuff to Do in 40k" thread.
As it is, I think it would be fighting Nurgle. Then getting Space Aids.
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
oh, wait, they already have space wolves, arn't they called the spezz puppies or something?
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
Augustus wrote:Imprisoned in a dreadnought sarcophagus on a chaos ship lost to the warp forever.
This, except on the inside of your sarcophagus is a swarm of angry BEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!
QFT. Bees are without a doubt the greatest threat to life as we know it in the 41st millenium. They are what the Tyranids are fleeing from!
"Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes." - Robert A. Heinlein
Acheron Tomb Legion (shelved until codex update)
Revenants of Khaine Corsair Fleet (2000 and growing)
Blood Reapers Chaos Warband (World Eaters, Iron Warriors, and Death Guard) The only army I actually win games with!
getting raped by a SOB only to find out that the chick was a dude.
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/29 09:24:13
Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
Imagine the worst torture this thread can think of, and just before the victim finally expires, he's tossed into a stasis box.
Instead of a few seconds of agony you get an eternity of it.
This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/01/29 14:51:15
shas'o vera wrote:getting raped by a SOB only to find out that the chick was a dude.
ITS A TRAP!!!!
"Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes." - Robert A. Heinlein
Acheron Tomb Legion (shelved until codex update)
Revenants of Khaine Corsair Fleet (2000 and growing)
Blood Reapers Chaos Warband (World Eaters, Iron Warriors, and Death Guard) The only army I actually win games with!
I think living in the 41st Millenium covers "worst fate in 40k." I mean, everyone has it pretty bad. Even if you're a warmonger your 86-Bedroom Moon-Base/Mansion will probably get blown apart by a passing Chaos Fleet with nothing better to do than disrupt the tidal patterns of the peaceful fishing planet you orbited throwing their civilization into chaos. The fishermen will then be forcefully recruited into the guard regiment that comes to handle the "relief effort" resulting from the natural disasters.
Corvus wrote: "OH GOD IM COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!"
someones been watching Eddie Izzard ?XD
negative, I just find that one scene from the Wicker Man (with Nicholas Cage) to be HILARIOUS
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/31 00:40:06
"Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes." - Robert A. Heinlein
Acheron Tomb Legion (shelved until codex update)
Revenants of Khaine Corsair Fleet (2000 and growing)
Blood Reapers Chaos Warband (World Eaters, Iron Warriors, and Death Guard) The only army I actually win games with!
? 
3000
4000 Deamons - Mainly a fantasy army now.
custom craftworld "Kuro-i" 1400pts
Could you be there
Acheron Tomb Legion (shelved until codex update)
Revenants of Khaine Corsair Fleet (2000 and growing)
13th company 2900 points 
9900 pts. RIP
'Work in Progress'
500 pts
<-- Finally, level 666! 
Black Templars with GK allies WIP 
