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Tyyr wrote:Can anyone spot the big gun safety no no?

You mean where he's pointing the gun RIGHT AT the other guy, or just their general emo'ness?

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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The first, the second is a violation of human safety, namely your own when surrounded by people with guns. Don't miss the guy in back getting ready to put a burst through the girl in baby blue's back.

And the girl in the beret is just a bit to close to the next guy with the barrel of the gun.

Seriously, one loud noise and three dead Wolverines.

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Actually the plot is based off a CIA and War College study of US weakness at the time. So it is possible.

On Dakka he was Eldanar. In our area, he was Lee. R.I.P., Lee Guthrie.  
   
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Empchild wrote:I announce a war against those who would dare defile the name of 'WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Hell YA!!! trouble is most people cant seem to take a movie for the fun it is. Red Dawn is a classic, sure it didnt make sense sometimes but gag-dammit it was cool all those years ago and has a place in my movie collection. The brothers rulled. 'Wolverines!!!!!!'
   
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generalgrog wrote:
There is no way a foreign army like the USSR or China could get anywhere near our defense systems to drop parachutes. It's laughable.


How 'bout drop pods?

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No its easy. By tunnel from China, because only China would have that kind of patience and manpower.

"Dig any deeper you're going to come out in China."

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Frazzled wrote:No its easy. By tunnel from China, because only China would have that kind of patience and manpower.

"Dig any deeper you're going to come out in China."


Yeah, and they could make a 2-in-1 remake with "Journey to the center of the Earth"

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In 3d!

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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Yep, might just take down Avatar!

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Only firearm violation there is the dude on the far right. Pointing AND finger on the trigger. Oops. The dude on the far left is behind the girl in the middle, so no big issue there, and the dude on the right is the only one that I can see with a finger on the trigger.

Obviously that's the secret Russian Wolverine.
   
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Altered_Soul wrote:Only firearm violation there is the dude on the far right. Pointing AND finger on the trigger. Oops. The dude on the far left is behind the girl in the middle, so no big issue there, and the dude on the right is the only one that I can see with a finger on the trigger.

Obviously that's the secret Russian Wolverine.

Interestingly enough...he was. Foreshadowig of his evil ways?

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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I can see the BAD Hollywoodism crossover now.......

   
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I'd love to see a remake of Salute The Jugger.


Anyway, I liked the first one.
Will be seeing this one.

Why are the enemy rounding up the Aerican Citizens? Why not just shoot them?
And what nefarious part does Canadaland play in all this if its citizens are not being rounded up?

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generalgrog wrote:No need to remake this film IMO.

I saw the first one when it came out as a wee lad, and was absolutley blown away. I thought it rocked.

But when I got older I realized how preposterous the plot was and I can't really enjoy it now.

There is no way a foreign army like the USSR or China could get anywhere near our defense systems to drop parachutes. It's laughable.

GG


Does a film have to be plausible if the fantasy is sufficiently engaging? In Avatar they had wireless communications that were so advanced that you could perform complex acrobatics in real time, but it was needed for the fantasy and the fantasy was sufficiently engaging.


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Frazzled wrote:You mean where he's pointing the gun RIGHT AT the other guy, or just their general emo'ness?


Rules of Gun Safety
1. Do not point a weapon, loaded or not, at another person.
2. Do not be an emo.


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jbunny wrote:Actually the plot is based off a CIA and War College study of US weakness at the time. So it is possible.


No, it's ludicrous. The first point of Russian attack was to put paratroopers into a podunk town and begin the manpower intensive activity of building and manning detention centres for the entirety of the population.

It makes exactly zero sense. Whether or not you think that matters is an interesting question, but it was certainly ludicrous.

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I'm with Sebster. It's the CIA and the War College's job sometimes to think of the ludicrous, but that doesn't make it any more plausible. It could make for a fun story though. The remake should have been China invading Australia; replace Wolverines with Cane Toads as the mascot and you are good to go. Maybe it would be an unofficial prequel to Mad Max?

Are we really picking apart gun safety on High Schoolers with no military training in a high stress environment? For them, it is all about the cool photo, not whether or not they are following firearm safety. They have school pride and that is what matters.

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Ahtman wrote: The remake should have been China invading Australia;


That is already a series of books called Tomorrow, When the War Began by John Marsden. Except instead of china it is just generic asians from a nonspecific nation. And NEW ZEALAND of everyone leads the counterattack to liberate Oz while America and Europe condemn the invasion but are content to watch. I liked those books much more before I saw the many, many similarities to Red Dawn.
   
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first one was ludicrous because Russia invading US equaled game over for everyone.

second one is even more ludicrous because China invading US means half their money (that we owe them) goes away.

That does not mean that I do not believe we won't be at war with China within 20 years, just that they won't have the stones to make it a hot war with the US.

And no, the cold war isn't really over, it's shifted to a cold/trade war between the US and China.
   
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SilverMK2 wrote:Everyone loves Canada, that's why they are safe

you have that wrong, ther is French Canada to think of. now if its were China against Quebec, youd have to beat em away from the doors with sticks. everyone likes a good Quebec beat down....
   
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True that. Now the hard question would be what happens if France invades Quebec? Who surrenders first? (meanwhile the US quietly slips north with Girl Scout troops and takes over the tar sands money money money)

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Ahtman wrote:Are we really picking apart gun safety on High Schoolers with no military training in a high stress environment?

Yes, I am. It doesn't matter who you are, pointing an AK at your buddies head while your finger is on the trigger is a bad thing.


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Tyyr wrote:
Ahtman wrote:Are we really picking apart gun safety on High Schoolers with no military training in a high stress environment?

Yes, I am. It doesn't matter who you are, pointing an AK at your buddies head while your finger is on the trigger is a bad thing.


Not necessarily, if the guy was banging my sister or sth, well, these weapons have flaws, sometimes they tend to discharge all by themselves

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Tyyr wrote:
Ahtman wrote:Are we really picking apart gun safety on High Schoolers with no military training in a high stress environment?

Yes, I am. It doesn't matter who you are, pointing an AK at your buddies head while your finger is on the trigger is a bad thing.

Unless he's not really your buddy...

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Then he's one awful spy.


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You do realize that you don't see the whole war's point of view in this movie right? The movie even says that the Russians used Nukes on the US at the start.

I am not saying the movie is without plot holes, just that it is not that far of a streach. The Overall Invasion was covered by the War College, not the plot of the movie concerning one small town.

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Frazzled wrote:True that. Now the hard question would be what happens if France invades Quebec? Who surrenders first? (meanwhile the US quietly slips north with Girl Scout troops and takes over the tar sands money money money)

France doesn't want Quebec back.

It's kinda interesting that the actual France born Frenchies I know who've visited Quebec? They've said it puts the arrogance that the French are associated with look like the French are polite and well-mannered.
   
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And I don't think China wants to invade the US. Just an interesting Q- France vs. Quebec or maybe France vs. Canadia.

I'd put money on Canada. All you have to do is tell Canada its going to interfere with their hockey season. We'd have to counterinvade Canada just to pull them off the prostrate body of France. France would never have guessed all those hockey mom minivans were amphibious until they stormed the beaches of Normandy.

(images of Canadian hockey moms driving minivans through Paris in perfect formation sends me reeling)

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Kanluwen wrote:
Frazzled wrote:True that. Now the hard question would be what happens if France invades Quebec? Who surrenders first? (meanwhile the US quietly slips north with Girl Scout troops and takes over the tar sands money money money)

France doesn't want Quebec back.

It's kinda interesting that the actual France born Frenchies I know who've visited Quebec? They've said it puts the arrogance that the French are associated with look like the French are polite and well-mannered.


yes but Quebecois chicks are freaks.
   
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