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2010/02/03 18:41:55
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
Just Dave wrote:I second Frazzled as a Guard dog, however I'd worry about trying to control him...
Or my own German Shepard, he can get flys like nothing else! Anything bigger he struggles with but that's a minor detail...
Just ask She Who Must Be Obeyed how she controls Frazz.
--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
2010/02/03 19:47:39
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
Just Dave wrote:I second Frazzled as a Guard dog, however I'd worry about trying to control him...
Or my own German Shepard, he can get flys like nothing else! Anything bigger he struggles with but that's a minor detail...
Just ask She Who Must Be Obeyed how she controls Frazz.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2010/02/03 20:00:53
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
A moat with hippos in it. Hippos are badass, far more dangerous than lions.
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.
2010/02/04 02:45:44
Subject: Re:If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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2010/02/04 03:26:53
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
Orlanth wrote:A moat with hippos in it. Hippos are badass, far more dangerous than lions.
Thats true, hippos are friggin terrors and super strong. BUT! the lowly African elephant is more dangerous then hippos. If it werent for my hilarious images of Fran and Faceripper, I would of gone with elephants.
And Orky, your response made me crack up. How the hell would those protect you? Ninja star.........starfish??
2010/02/04 03:28:34
Subject: Re:If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
hmm yea....an Ork. Orks make good guard dogs. Wait no they dont! Orks dont have the attention span to guard anything. The last kill team mission I played proved that!
2010/02/04 04:02:09
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
Gwar! wrote:Debate it all you want, I just report what the rules actually say. It's up to others to tie their panties in a Knot. I stopped caring long ago.
2010/02/04 04:39:49
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
Frazzled wrote:Sharks with frigging lazer beams baby
I will see you sharks and raise you DINOSAURS!
Oh...my...god..
I remember this from my childhood. The thing around the T-rex's head is like mind control right? What is the source of this. This picture is bringing my childhood back to life and I can't remember from where lol=P
Gwar: I'm going to quit while I can.
Meh, close enough
2010/02/04 18:25:16
Subject: Re:If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/04 18:26:09
Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail. Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
Download The Unofficial FAQs by Gwar! here! (Dark Eldar Draft FAQ v1.0 released 04/Nov/2010! Download it before the Pandas eat it all!)
2010/02/04 18:27:25
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
I remember this from my childhood. The thing around the T-rex's head is like mind control right? What is the source of this. This picture is bringing my childhood back to life and I can't remember from where lol=P
Deminyn wrote:Damnit, dino riders and Aliens are taken... and someone mentioned xenomorph...
I'll take...
one of those things from Pikmen...
I got nothing.
I'll help. MANBEARPIG!
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2010/02/04 19:25:26
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
lol @ dinoriders... even at ten id have thought that was corny.
And wtf Street Sharks?! That must have been an American thing, i never saw a shark with arms and legs, i thought that was my idea!
We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
2010/02/04 21:02:17
Subject: Re:If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
-to many points to bother to count.
1500pts
