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2010/02/03 13:29:35
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
As title says. The only thing is the animal has to be alive on earth today, so no dinosaurs and the like.
I would want 2 grizzly bears, with big ass spiked collars, and Im not talking little goth spikes, Im talking casted in iron and HUGE! Id name them Faceripper and Fran.
2010/02/03 13:31:45
Subject: Re:If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
I want a dog that barks enough to wake me up, and then gets the hell out of the way of direct LOS between me and the BG.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2010/02/03 13:50:12
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
Yeah humans are the most obvious answer, unless you can pick a fictional animal, like Godzilla, or a shark with lungs and legs? Those fethers are all teeth.
We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
2010/02/03 13:54:37
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2010/02/03 13:56:01
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
Frazzled wrote:Sharks with frigging lazer beams baby
I retract my earlier statements and change my vote to this.
As well you should young man.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2010/02/03 13:58:15
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
DR:70+S+G-MB-I+Pwmhd05#+D++A+++/aWD100R++T(S)DM+++ Get your own Dakka Code!
"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude
2010/02/03 13:59:56
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
malfred wrote:I want Frazzled to be my guard old man.
Just remember, bears displease me.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2010/02/03 14:21:12
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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2010/02/03 14:52:36
Subject: Re:If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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2010/02/03 15:03:12
Subject: Re:If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
Well as my Guard dog passed I would take my mom's weenie dog smokey and her fuzzy Chinese fu fu dog that I can't spell named Xia they will keep me safe and warm
Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite" Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church
2010/02/03 15:07:40
Subject: Re:If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
You remember those bombs the Russians stuck to dogs to make them anti-tank dogs. I would do that with a border collie.
'Ah dog! Wait, he looks pretty friendly...'
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
2010/02/03 15:12:15
Subject: Re:If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
sebster wrote:You remember those bombs the Russians stuck to dogs to make them anti-tank dogs. I would do that with a border collie.
'Ah dog! Wait, he looks pretty friendly...'
If my Guard Frazzled ever turns into a cuddly Granpa type, we're setting him up the bomb.
"Go, Grandpa, go! Hugs!"
"I hugs the tank!"
Boom.
DR:70+S+G-MB-I+Pwmhd05#+D++A+++/aWD100R++T(S)DM+++ Get your own Dakka Code!
"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude
2010/02/03 15:15:22
Subject: Re:If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
Funny story:
They keep finding more and more evidence that seems to point towards the damn thing being real. About a year back, they found a heavily burnt yak carcass that had no trace of the standard damage from a lightning strike--but had 'teeth' marks from something unidentifiable.
Moral of the story: Don't feth with Mongolia.
2010/02/03 15:21:07
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
2010/02/03 16:47:45
Subject: Re:If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of." - Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now." - Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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and not even bothering to take names. 
2nd company 
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House Navaros 
314th pie guard 
warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. 
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