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2010/02/05 00:32:22
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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I've been spat on by a Llama. True story.
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I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/02/05 03:05:12
Subject: Re:If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Grim Rune Priest in the Eye of the Storm
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How about a Ti double gir
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2010/02/05 04:03:16
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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cause obviosly we would be stealing the presidents idea there.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/02/05 04:14:28
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Albatross wrote:I've been spat on by a Llama. True story.
Funny story about llamas. I live near a llama farm. Common high school prank was to get epically drunk and try to ride one.
Does not end well.
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2010/02/05 04:23:58
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Sinewy Scourge
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An Owl.
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2010/02/05 04:56:34
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Grim Rune Priest in the Eye of the Storm
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Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:An Owl.
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2010/02/06 02:07:53
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm going with a Chimpanzee... They'll rip off people's noses, ears, fingers, nuts and dong when they go after people. That's some scary stuff, man.
BTW, if a Bear can be chased away by a housecat, it's just not fit for service as a guard animal.
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2010/02/06 05:43:57
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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I want one of those guard Frazzleds! Are there any left over from pg. 1?
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Check out my blog at:http://ironchaosbrute.blogspot.com.
Vivano crudelis exitus.
Da Boss wrote:No no, Richard Dawkins arresting the Pope is inherently hilarious. It could only be funnier if when it happens, His Holiness exclaims "Rats, it's the Fuzz! Let's cheese it!" and a high speed Popemobile chase ensues.
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2010/02/06 06:10:28
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Thrall Wizard of Tzeentch
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Iron_Chaos_Brute wrote:I want one of those guard Frazzleds! Are there any left over from pg. 1?
No. Sold out. Send money to my paypal account to fund cloning research. If you donate over $1,000 I can guarantee you one of the first Frazzled clones. Just don't let him find out... I haven't gotten his approval and I'm sure he'll shoot on sight.
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2010/02/06 07:42:45
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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dreadlord wrote:Iron_Chaos_Brute wrote:I want one of those guard Frazzleds! Are there any left over from pg. 1?
No. Sold out. Send money to my paypal account to fund cloning research. If you donate over $1,000 I can guarantee you one of the first Frazzled clones. Just don't let him find out... I haven't gotten his approval and I'm sure he'll shoot on sight.
I see! If I send my money to you, my account will be nice and empty when that nice lawyer from the Ivory Coast deposits my $13,820,945.16!
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Check out my blog at:http://ironchaosbrute.blogspot.com.
Vivano crudelis exitus.
Da Boss wrote:No no, Richard Dawkins arresting the Pope is inherently hilarious. It could only be funnier if when it happens, His Holiness exclaims "Rats, it's the Fuzz! Let's cheese it!" and a high speed Popemobile chase ensues.
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2010/02/06 08:03:11
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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chuck norris. (someone has to defilethe tread by using him might as well be me. )
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2010/02/06 11:25:52
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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That's cheating. NO ONE can beat Chuck Norris. NO ONE
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'cause I'm the one who waits for you
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2010/02/06 11:29:37
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Hawkins wrote:chcuk norris.
I see no Chuck Norris here. 
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2010/02/06 12:13:58
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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The first thing I think of when I see this thread hasn't been mentioned in three pages?! C'mon people! Well whatever, then I can take it.
I call Dibs on the Rancor.
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2010/02/06 12:45:34
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Paul Atreides wrote:The first thing I think of when I see this thread hasn't been mentioned in three pages?! C'mon people! Well whatever, then I can take it.
I call Dibs on the Rancor.
Godammit! 
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2010/02/06 13:16:11
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
SE Michigan
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Monkeys. . . nuff said
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2010/02/06 13:29:22
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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I reckon i could fight a chimpanzee me like.. It would be a good fight though, id bite the fethers lugs off.
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels. |
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2010/02/06 14:33:30
Subject: Re:If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Grim Rune Priest in the Eye of the Storm
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Do Autobots count
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2010/02/06 17:54:48
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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Wikipedia wrote:It is still a challenge for scientists and philosophers to define life in unequivocal terms.Any definition must be sufficiently broad to encompass all life with which we are familiar, and it should be sufficiently general that, with it, scientists would not miss life that may be fundamentally different from earthly life.Defining life is difficult —in part— because life is a process, not a pure substance.
Apparently, they do
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too? |
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2010/02/06 17:57:56
Subject: Re:If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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I want an wolf for my guard dog and a really big one.
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2010/02/06 17:58:16
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Hawkins wrote:chcuk norris.
I see no Chuck Norris here.
it was 4 in the morning and i was wasted. your lucky i used all the letters. (fixed)
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2010/02/06 17:58:21
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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aka_tizz wrote:Wikipedia wrote:It is still a challenge for scientists and philosophers to define life in unequivocal terms.Any definition must be sufficiently broad to encompass all life with which we are familiar, and it should be sufficiently general that, with it, scientists would not miss life that may be fundamentally different from earthly life.Defining life is difficult —in part— because life is a process, not a pure substance.
Apparently, they do
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2010/02/06 18:02:11
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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Give me a good reason why not and I'll stand down. PROMISE!
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too? |
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2010/02/06 20:37:34
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Fireknife Shas'el
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'nuff said.
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2010/02/07 01:22:52
Subject: Re:If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ive always wondered how the hell they beat Unicron. I mean REALLY? And dont pull that autobot matrix crap. I mean seriously, he was so large, he ATE PLANETS! But this weird ass bling thing blew him up? Dammit to hell cartoon world. *shakes fist*
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2010/02/07 02:50:22
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RogueSangre
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I'll just surround my house with some of the animals from Avatar.
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2010/02/07 09:53:59
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Dakka Veteran
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Void whale
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2010/02/07 14:37:07
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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Him: errr..... it...... ummmm what ever the hell:  so blow your sandworms and void whales. i win again. 
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2010/02/07 14:55:49
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Fixture of Dakka
drinking ale on the ground like russ intended
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Hawkins wrote:Him: errr..... it...... ummmm what ever the hell:
so blow your sandworms and void whales. i win again.
he is scared of the Norris so Chuck still wins 
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2010/02/07 15:55:30
Subject: If you could have ANY animal for a "guard dog"
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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Hawkins wrote:chuck norris. (someone has to defilethe tread by using him might as well be me. )
silly sonofruss, you shouldnt play with powers you have no comprehension of . By the powers of greyskull. i hereby combine the 2 into chuckThulu!!!!
Win win win, sit-e-atoin. so  ~
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