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Guitardian wrote:I was just writing an article on much curling rocks just because it does. Its like watching a couple of terribly animated housewives. Why they have synchronized swimming but still give no cred to skateboarding is beyond me. Skaters are some of the most talented, agile, creative athletes on earth, and are way more fun to watch than greco-roman wrestlers or curlers, but they never get invited to the olympics (probably because of drug laws).


It takes a while and a lot of politicking for a new sport to get into the Olympics, and skateboarding is still fairly new. Synchronised swimming came in when they were looking to even the medal events evenly between men and women and synchronised swimming, as ridiculous as it is, is for ladies only. There's also an issue with facilities, as skateboarding would require a whole new facility just for it, whereas synchronised swimming just uses the pool when the divers don't want it.

That said, it's probably a matter of time before skateboarding gets a shot. Probably the next time the US hosts.


I think there's a risk in these sorts of threads for people to identify the sports they personally don't like and then build reasons to reject them. People can talk about how a sport is subjectively scored, or doesn't require an elite level of athleticism but really, if there's a competitive international scene for the sport and people like watching, why shouldn't it be at the Olympics? Personally, I'd rather boot out all the sports we get on tv all the time anway, so no soccer, no baseball, no basketball. Those sports already have big tournaments that are more important than the Olympics. Leave the Olympics to all the sports where a gold medal really is the pinacle.

Well, except speed walking, because that's just making people look silly.

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I will become interested in the Olympics when Drinking becomes a sport.

Or we have another Dream Team that basically runs circles around the other basketball teams.

But mainly if Drinking becomes a sport.
   
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sebster wrote: ..... and synchronised swimming, as ridiculous as it is, is for ladies only.


Not really





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We should replace the ski/shoot/ski targets with criminals just to make it more fun, and so it gives something back to society.

And I think it is supposed to represent winter hunting. either that, or winter warfare.

   
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generalgrog wrote:When are the summer olympics going to allow disco dancing or break dancing in as a sport?


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SilverMK2 wrote:We should replace the ski/shoot/ski targets with criminals just to make it more fun, and so it gives something back to society.

And I think it is supposed to represent winter hunting. either that, or winter warfare.


Reminds me a bit about the finnish winter war against the soviets: ski (encircle enemy), shoot (ambush), ski some more (get back to own lines)
   
 
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