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2010/02/22 10:31:51
Subject: Re:Odd Ambitions.
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Fixture of Dakka
drinking ale on the ground like russ intended
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I want a computer console that looks like Darth Vader's meditation thingy in empire strikes back
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2010/02/22 12:00:32
Subject: Re:Odd Ambitions.
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I want to develop a self perpetuating race of robot spiders which are designed solely to destroy the cars of people who honk their horn at me while I drive.
Yes, I get confused on big multi-lane roundabouts, and yes, sometimes I drive at the speed limit in the outside lane, when I'm getting ready to turn right. All of you horn honkers should have your cars explode around you.
This does not include people who honk at me when I do stupid things. I feel rightfully embarrassed then.
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2010/02/22 19:22:42
Subject: Odd Ambitions.
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I've got one. Maybe it's not that weird, philosophically, but socially, it would be a bit taboo.
I'd like to guinea pig elective bionic enhancements. Replace someones arm with a hydraulically powered equivalent? I'm in. Swap my eyeballs out for the night vision capable version? Sign me up. Basically, I'd fit right in with the iron Hands.
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2010/02/22 19:27:38
Subject: Odd Ambitions.
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
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2010/02/22 20:07:44
Subject: Re:Odd Ambitions.
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Until recently I wanted a Whipplescrumtiousfudgemallow Delight. Then when the new Willy Wonka film came out they released some to promote it. It was quite good.
What else? Oh yeah, have a happy life, get into my chosen career and earn enough money to live. So not that odd really.
The OC-D
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4000 points of Cadian 33rd
English and Proud
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2010/02/22 20:45:28
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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I want a working Vought F4U Corsair. Replace the 50s with automatic paintball guns. Give me a leather cap and scarf so I could strafe soccer mom vans Snoopy style.
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2010/02/22 20:59:09
Subject: Odd Ambitions.
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I want to throw a guy off a 5 story building. any guy.
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2010/02/22 22:02:33
Subject: Odd Ambitions.
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nintendoeats wrote:http://science.slashdot.org/story/10/02/19/2031207/The-Blind-Shall-See-Again-But-When?from=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Slashdot%2FslashdotScience+%28Slashdot%3A+Science%29
I've seen that. Not really interested in replacing what I've already got with something that'll do the same. Just things that'll make me more powerful.
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2010/02/22 22:08:15
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There was a student at Penn State who's goal was to defficate in every building on campus. He had a campus map and highlighted buildings as he knocked them off the to-do list.
I have urinated off every bridge that I've ever worked on. I've made sure there isn't anyone below me first.
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2010/02/22 23:06:42
Subject: Re:Odd Ambitions.
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I would love to be a bigger success then my entire high school graduating class.
I would also love to punch the magority of them in their reproductive organs so hard they are unable to bear their stupid ass children into this world.
However, my arms would eventually get tired.
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2010/02/23 01:07:57
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Raging Rat Ogre
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I want to train attack crows. They would see me as their "nest" and dive bomb any thing that tried to attack me. I want a suit with little rings tied to string that they could carry me with. I just need someone to help me train like 100 crows and I'm in business. That and landing a date with Sarah Silverman. Both goals are totally possible I feel. You just gotta believe man. OH! and I want to eat someone's brain someday.
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2010/02/23 02:16:37
Subject: Odd Ambitions.
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Commander Endova wrote:nintendoeats wrote:http://science.slashdot.org/story/10/02/19/2031207/The-Blind-Shall-See-Again-But-When?from=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Slashdot%2FslashdotScience+%28Slashdot%3A+Science%29
I've seen that. Not really interested in replacing what I've already got with something that'll do the same. Just things that'll make me more powerful.
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed |
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