The Gwar DCM Fund Thread

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**KingCracker**

Maybe you should send your FAQs and such to GW, I know its an incredibly LONG shot, but they might just make you a rules writer lol

Few would have to complain how things work after that

**ArbitorIan**

Turn your FAQs into performance poetry.

The Irish Arts Council will give money to ANYONE. Trust me, I have first-hand experience...

**Alpharius**

I am glad that this thread has gone to 2 pages with very few, if any, violations of the rules here on Dakka Dakka!

Let's all endeavor to keep it that way.

**MeanGreenStompa**

Harassing other dakkites for money should be a permaban offence.

Kick him out.

**Dashofpepper**

MeanGreenStompa wrote:Harassing other dakkites for money should be a permaban offence.

Kick him out.

Not reading a thread before responding, taking something out of context, being offensive to your fellow dakka-ites, and doing so illiterately should also be a permaban offense. Don't feel the need to troll in here anymore; we only have room for one troll and its Gwar.

**MeanGreenStompa**

Don't tell me where to walk Dash and don't refer to me as a fething troll.

**Nurglitch**

I agree with the incarnation of Mork (or possibly Gork). Banning Gwar is much cheaper than having him as a DCM. The savings in electrons alone would make it worth it.

**Dashofpepper**

Nurglitch wrote:I agree with the incarnation of Mork (or possibly Gork). Banning Gwar is much cheaper than having him as a DCM. The savings in electrons alone would make it worth it.

Then who would be our YMDC patron saint? Why would Dakka even consider banning Gwar? He's moderated his behavior quite nicely lately, although we're still training him to bring his anti-GW "Stealing my ideas" rhetoric into check.

@MeanGreenStompa - I was serious. Please do not return to this thread. You're a fething troll and have brought nothing to this thread constructive except...trolling.

Back OT: Gwar, we've gotten Amsterdam, lap-dances.....what about handyman work or a contract job? Here in the U.S. the daylaborers gather outside Lowe's to be picked up, or at certain corners and do a day's work and get paid for it. Do you have anything like that in Ireland? A troll pickup?

**MeanGreenStompa**

Dashofpepper wrote:
@MeanGreenStompa - I was serious. Please do not return to this thread. You're a fething troll and have brought nothing to this thread constructive except...trolling.

I'm pleased to hear you're serious.

Now fething make me.

**Kilkrazy**

**Dashofpepper**

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

Now fething make me.

I think you were just made by a mod. =p Feel free to bring any cool ideas to the thread like everyone else! But please stay on topic. Or get on topic for the first time, or whatever pleases you.

**Kilkrazy**

This means everyone.

**hyperviper6**

Heres and idea. Next time someone is trying to make a point and Gwar is trashing their thread, he can offer to edit all his comments to "I think your right" for the low low price of $25.00.

**VikingScott**

Hey Killkrazy.
I know your flag is from japan and i only just noticed you list your location as London GBR.
Whats with that?

Oh and Gwar! have you tried anything anyones suggested yet?

**warboss**

Shaman wrote:Find Bridge
Demand Payment to cross
???
Live up to your name.

technically, it's a nick name; while accurate, it's not technically his name. i say send GW an invoice for their the FAQ they quoted.

**Lord-Loss**

Don't wash for a week, grow a beard, take a bus to a city centre and hold up a sign saying "Family captured by Ninjas need £25 for Karate lessons".

**Gwar!**

Nah Not yet, though I like hyperviper6's idea the most so far

**Alpharius**

I absolutely LOVE it when you guys get the Kilkrazy machine fired up!

Those women... so darn cute!!!

**Nurglitch**

Dashofpepper:

Yakface is the patron saint of YMDC. Gwar is just another self-aggrandising self-appointed 'expert' who brings out the worst in YMDC and who degrades our hobby by promulgating his lousy interpretation of the rules as being the received wisdom. Say what you will about the INAT FAQ, at least they admit it's a kludge for use at INAT events. Gwar's constant ravings about RAW is both ignorant of how such a colloquially written document is to be read, and promotes such ignorance on behalf of others because they feel their opinion validated when given a semi-official soap-box like YMDC. The hobby would be better off without him.

**VikingScott**

Gwar! wrote:Nah Not yet, though I like hyperviper6's idea the most so far

Which was?

I'm lazy and cba to find it

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Lord-Loss wrote:Don't wash for a week, grow a beard, take a bus to a city centre and hold up a sign saying "Family captured by Ninjas need £25 for Karate lessons".

Ahh that pic is epic..

Alpharius wrote:I absolutely LOVE it when you guys get the Kilkrazy machine fired up!

Those women... so darn cute!!!

And i agree with you.

**jgemrich**

In all serious. Create a line of Tshirts, Hats and other paraphernalia a brand it w/ some clever RAW logo and slogan.

Pimp it out on cafepress adding $1 or $2 to each items sales price that comes to you as the owner.

But by all means a DCM by definition would be someone who contributed their own funds. Isn't that the RAW of DCM. Contributing? Begging or borrowing isn't even RAI.

**Alpharius**

Remember, the MOD ALERT button is your friend.

A friend who will save you from vacations of varying lengths from Dakka Dakka!

**JSK-Fox**

I don't use the rule book - I use Gwar.
The best way is to be 'rulebook for hire'.
You get people to use you as a rule-book, and they pay you 5 dollars each time.

You'll be a fething millionaire in a few days.

**Gwar!**

Nurglitch wrote:Dashofpepper:

Yakface is the patron saint of YMDC. Gwar is just another self-aggrandising self-appointed 'expert' who brings out the worst in YMDC and who degrades our hobby by promulgating his lousy interpretation of the rules as being the received wisdom. Say what you will about the INAT FAQ, at least they admit it's a kludge for use at INAT events. Gwar's constant ravings about RAW is both ignorant of how such a colloquially written document is to be read, and promotes such ignorance on behalf of others because they feel their opinion validated when given a semi-official soap-box like YMDC. The hobby would be better off without him.

And yet I have written comprehensive FAQs, FAQs so awesome that both the INAT gives a nod to and GW plagiarise!

In Short, I contribute to Dakka. What do you contribute to Dakka?

**Dashofpepper**

Nurglitch wrote:Dashofpepper:

Yakface is the patron saint of YMDC. Gwar is just another self-aggrandising self-appointed 'expert' who brings out the worst in YMDC and who degrades our hobby by promulgating his lousy interpretation of the rules as being the received wisdom. Say what you will about the INAT FAQ, at least they admit it's a kludge for use at INAT events. Gwar's constant ravings about RAW is both ignorant of how such a colloquially written document is to be read, and promotes such ignorance on behalf of others because they feel their opinion validated when given a semi-official soap-box like YMDC. The hobby would be better off without him.

Gwar might rave about RAW, but at least he is consistent about it.

You're Canadian, which means pretty much everything is your fault. Including MeanGreenStompa's behavior in this thread, the mods intervening, any post Gwar has ever made that you didn't like, the recession, and Beets. Freakin' Beets. YOUR FAULT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7UKllR0Edo

**Gwar!**

jgemrich wrote:In all serious. Create a line of Tshirts, Hats and other paraphernalia a brand it w/ some clever RAW logo and slogan.

Pimp it out on cafepress adding $1 or $2 to each items sales price that comes to you as the owner.

I also Like this idea!

**Kilkrazy**

Locking thread for too many alerts.