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Hey folks!

Gwar, our local resident YMDC troll has been nagging me for months to buy him a DCM membership. He's unemployed and lazy, and has no money to do it himself.

I won't, and this thread isn't to solicit donations to make him a DCM, but rather for you to come up with creative (legal) ideas for how a 22 year old living in Ireland can go about raising $25 in short order to pay for DCM status.

Go!


*EDIT* I'll go first: Gwar, ask your mom for $25.

These are lies and slander.

SLANDER I SAY!

I have only been pestering him for about 3 days!

Moving thread to Dakka Discussions.

I hear there are some lucrative positions for unskilled labor in Amsterdam. That's not too far from Ireland....

Whore yourself out to three fat chicks for $10 each. Then you have a bonus $5 for the clinic!

When your neighbor is backing up in their car, walk by, slap their bumper and lie down in the street.

Ask for cab fare to go to the hospital, repeat.

Sell your Dakka account for $25 to some troll and make a new one, using the money to get DCM and have someone else tarnish your previous account's reputation for perpetuity.

Saldiven wrote:I hear there are some lucrative positions for unskilled labor in Amsterdam. That's not too far from Ireland....

Amsterdam?,are you suggesting that our dear Gwar perform some sort of degrading "exotic" dance routine dressed in skimpy outfits?
Because,if this is what you suggesting...I'd pay $25 bucks to see that.

FITZZ wrote:Amsterdam?,are you suggesting that our dear Gwar perform some sort of degrading "exotic" dance routine dressed in skimpy outfits?
Because,if this is what you suggesting...I'd pay $25 bucks to see that.

No no no...I think he meant "bong polisher."

Needs to work at a Troll Booth on a Troll Bridge

just watch out for Billy* Goats Gruff.

Thanks for that image Fitzz!
It's getting near tea time and some of us are about to eat!

*No sectarian references intended

WarOne wrote:

FITZZ wrote:Amsterdam?,are you suggesting that our dear Gwar perform some sort of degrading "exotic" dance routine dressed in skimpy outfits?
Because,if this is what you suggesting...I'd pay $25 bucks to see that.

No no no...I think he meant "bong polisher."

Must...resist..urge...to...comment about..."polishing" .."bong".

Hmmm,perhaps Dakka could just make Gwar an honorary DCM in consideration of his good works in YMDC.

I have 2 questions.

1) I remember Gwar! was DCM for a day and he was "refunded" since he was banned in that time period.

2) Are we allowed to "donate" for him?

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Needs to work at a Troll Booth on a Troll Bridge

just watch out for Billy* Goats Gruff.

Thanks for that image Fitzz!
It's getting near tea time and some of us are about to eat!

*No sectarian references intended

Sorry about that Chibi...hope you can enjoy your tea.

LunaHound wrote:I have 2 questions.

1) I remember Gwar! was DCM for a day and he was "refunded" since he was banned in that time period.

2) Are we allowed to "donate" for him?

Must ask with moar emphasis:

LunaHound wrote:I have 2 questions.

1) I remember Gwar! was DCM for a day and he was "refunded" since he was banned in that time period.

2) Are we allowed to "donate" for him?

I thought DCM stands for Don't Contribute Money

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:I thought DCM stands for Don't Contribute Money

Dakka Contributing Member

@warone , i have no idea what you are trying to say o_o

Find Bridge
Demand Payment to cross
???
Live up to your name.

walk around in the center of the city for an afternoon and pick up any money off the ground

Get a job as an MP, then claim it as an expense.

And vote yourself a few pay rises too.

Very simple, book a gig at a local club, and make sure the sign says something along the lines of "ONE TIME ONLY GWAR TO PERFORM LIVE!!!!!!!"

A bunch of people will naturally think its the BAND GWAR and only charge them a super small cover fee of $1 non refundable. Then just read your FAQs your wrote in the most boring tone possible. Then peopl will complain and leave, and will bitch about loosing a buck, but it wont come to riots. Presto, youll cover what it cost you to book the place as well as making more then enough to get you DCM back.

Or just watch lock stock and 2 smoking barrels and try the scam that involves the latest and great in anal pleasure technology. That one is a sure fire if you can wait long enough for the yields to work

Make a big cardboard sign reading " Help stamp out RAI !",get a tin cup and head for your FLGS.
People are sure to donate.

Maybe getting a job?
You know, like alot of people do.

Love getting to see where my taxes go each week

۞ Jack ۞ wrote:Maybe getting a job?
You know, like alot of people do.

Love getting to see where my taxes go each week

I'm in Ireland, your Taxes don't do Squat!

And I had a Job! Worked from the age of 16 ya know! I have my tax and all that paid!

Well it really does suck you lost your job. Unless you insulted your boss, while sleeping with his wife, and you wearing his clothing. Then Id say that you deserved it

KingCracker wrote:Well it really does suck you lost your job. Unless you insulted your boss, while sleeping with his wife, and you wearing his clothing. Then Id say that you deserved it

No, I just insulted my boss, and his wife.

Then why not go out job hunting?
Working since 16 doesent mean alot, i myself have been doing the same.

۞ Jack ۞ wrote:Then why not go out job hunting?
Working since 16 doesent mean alot, i myself have been doing the same.

As bad things are over there, trust me, they are worse here. Add to the fact I live in the middle of nowhere, and cannot move as I have no money, because I have No job, because I live in the middle of nowhere...

How did you lose your job in the 1st place?

lol.
Maybe you could hold JJ hostage?
He either gives you $25 or you get to write the next main rulebooks!
Win-Win!

۞ Jack ۞ wrote:Then why not go out job hunting?
Working since 16 doesent mean alot, i myself have been doing the same.

Gwar has no time for "lowly jobs".
Honestly,the man has stack upon stack of codices and rulebooks to read and reflect over so that he may effectivly lead the lost through the wilderness of wargaming.